September 29, 200519 yr I get raged by my school's toilet paper. It looks like expensive stuff with like 4 layers or something but it's very hard! Usually schools have this overrecycled shitty newspapercoloured toilet paper but this is just worse! I mean you take a dump... whipe your ass and afterwards your ass itches like hell like someone but a beenest up your ass and then you walk around with your butcheeks together cus it itches too much and it allways itches on a spot that you can't reach from the outside! So what you need to do is get a piece of toiletpaper and go scratch wich makes it even itch more! It's a common sight at my school to see ppl walk like a penguin.
September 29, 200519 yr omg i hate when you take a shit and it bellyflops on the water causeing a huge splash of shitwater/piss all over your ass and/or balls
September 29, 200519 yr Voltron']i think almost every country in the world besides the usa has bidets Indeed, i have a bidet in my house. Bidets are not ment to remove the shit, but to clean and keep your ass smelling nice after the wiping part, and the bidets gets their job done. French technology surprise me everyday.
September 30, 200519 yr while were on the subject of feces, ever farted thinking nothing of it, only to realize you shit your pants a little?
September 30, 200519 yr I have used bidets only a few times in my life, but imagine washing your ass spotlessly clean every time you take a dump, instead of walking around with a stinky ring coated in a thin film of shit. There would be no need to fear : The Whole Roll Dump -- No matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to be enough. You blow the whole roll and you have to flush 25 times too. The whole episode is consumer waste. Do you seriously not have these in America? I'd love to have one. That way when I get all ready for a date then realise I need a dump, I don't need to worry about dropping my dacks, squatting in the shower with the hose aimed at my pooper, and scrubbing away any traces. If I didn't do this, I'd be paranoid about bringing the girl home and getting into a 69'er or something.
September 30, 200519 yr Voltron']ya dont want her gagging when shes eating out your asshole ROFL! Make sure she's douched so you don't get a little of the same treatment, but then again, you can always just shit on her face in this situation. :bowrofl:
October 2, 200519 yr while were on the subject of feces, ever farted thinking nothing of it, only to realize you shit your pants a little? yeah thats sharting i think. Shit+fart=Shart
October 2, 200519 yr while were on the subject of feces, ever farted thinking nothing of it, only to realize you shit your pants a little? ive only had the opposit happen to me, when i fart and THINK i sharted but it, in fact, was only a mere fart.
