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MY GRANDMA IS TRYING TO STABE ME WITH A KNIFE I LOCKED TO DOOR OMG HELPP! SHES CURSING AT ME IN SPANISH!

 

 

[09:06] <Deathdoor> HOLY CRAP LOCKING THE DOOR OGM

[09:06] <pwn> lol she gonna kill you in your sleep

[09:06] <pwn> ok

[09:06] <Deathdoor> JESUS GOTTA CALL 911

[09:06] <pwn> dont sleep

[09:07] <Deathdoor> SHES FCKIGN PSYCHO

[09:07] <pwn> whatever you do dont sleep

[09:07] <Deathdoor> SHE HAS A KNIFE

[09:07] <Deathdoor> IM SERIOUS

[09:07] <pwn> haah

[09:07] <pwn> get out of there

[09:07] <SPA> who?

[09:07] <[myg0t]DKay> die

[09:07] <Deathdoor> i locked the door

[09:07] <s33xxx> huh uh

[09:07] <pwn> dont sleep or she will kill you in your dreams

[09:07] <dmt> 340 undecillion ip addresses

[09:07] <SPA> WHO HAS A KNIFE

[09:07] <pwn> dont sleep or she will kill you in your dreams!!!

[09:07] <[myg0t]DKay> YOU DO

[09:08] <Deathdoor> hold on

[09:08] <[myg0t]DKay> SIDEWAYS UP YOUR ASS

[09:08] <[myg0t]DKay> SPA

[09:08] <pwn> your fear makes her stronger

[09:08] <SPA> PUT ON YOUR WEBCAM SO WE CAN SEE THE SLAUGHTER PLS

[09:08] <pwn> your fear makes her stronger

[09:08] <SPA> DKAY FROGCATCHER

[09:08] * Joker_of_Plague has joined #myg0t

[09:08] <Deathdoor> http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/pig-slaughter-06_small.jpg

[09:08] <Deathdoor> HRE SHE IS

[09:08] <Deathdoor> WITH ME

[09:08] * [myg0t]OldManPeterson sets mode: +l 83

[09:08] <Joker_of_Plague> what the fuck?

 

 

[09:08] <Deathdoor> BUOT SHE HAS A KNIFE

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> ahhghaajh

 

[09:09] <Deathdoor> shes 97 YEARS OLD

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> bah

[09:09] * [myg0t]OldManPeterson sets mode: +l 84

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> she can still hold a knife ?

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> wow

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> IM IMPRESSED

[09:09] <Deathdoor> SHE CAN STILL GO UP THE STAIRS

[09:10] <s33xxx> WOW

[09:10] <Deathdoor> SHES CURSING IN SPANISH

[09:10] <s33xxx> lol

[09:10] <[myg0t]DKay> lol

[09:10] <Deathdoor> mierda carajo

[09:10] <Deathdoor> shes saying

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well i took her to the hospital and they gave her some sedation pills, and that if she goes psycho on me like that again, the doctor gave me an emergency hypoderm filled with diazepam. WTF my house is not a freaking mental institute!

Your grandma's m3n. Scared the shit outta you nicely....

 

 

 

don't worry... old women with knives would scare me too.

MY GRANDMA IS TRYING TO STABE ME WITH A KNIFE I LOCKED TO DOOR OMG HELPP! SHES CURSING AT ME IN SPANISH!

 

 

[09:06] <Deathdoor> HOLY CRAP LOCKING THE DOOR OGM

[09:06] <pwn> lol she gonna kill you in your sleep

[09:06] <pwn> ok

[09:06] <Deathdoor> JESUS GOTTA CALL 911

[09:06] <pwn> dont sleep

[09:07] <Deathdoor> SHES FCKIGN PSYCHO

[09:07] <pwn> whatever you do dont sleep

[09:07] <Deathdoor> SHE HAS A KNIFE

[09:07] <Deathdoor> IM SERIOUS

[09:07] <pwn> haah

[09:07] <pwn> get out of there

[09:07] <SPA> who?

[09:07] <[myg0t]DKay> die

[09:07] <Deathdoor> i locked the door

[09:07] <s33xxx> huh uh

[09:07] <pwn> dont sleep or she will kill you in your dreams

[09:07] <dmt> 340 undecillion ip addresses

[09:07] <SPA> WHO HAS A KNIFE

[09:07] <pwn> dont sleep or she will kill you in your dreams!!!

[09:07] <[myg0t]DKay> YOU DO

[09:08] <Deathdoor> hold on

[09:08] <[myg0t]DKay> SIDEWAYS UP YOUR ASS

[09:08] <[myg0t]DKay> SPA

[09:08] <pwn> your fear makes her stronger

[09:08] <SPA> PUT ON YOUR WEBCAM SO WE CAN SEE THE SLAUGHTER PLS

[09:08] <pwn> your fear makes her stronger

[09:08] <SPA> DKAY FROGCATCHER

[09:08] * Joker_of_Plague has joined #myg0t

[09:08] <Deathdoor> http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/pig-slaughter-06_small.jpg

[09:08] <Deathdoor> HRE SHE IS

[09:08] <Deathdoor> WITH ME

[09:08] * [myg0t]OldManPeterson sets mode: +l 83

[09:08] <Joker_of_Plague> what the fuck?

 

 

[09:08] <Deathdoor> BUOT SHE HAS A KNIFE

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> ahhghaajh

 

[09:09] <Deathdoor> shes 97 YEARS OLD

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> bah

[09:09] * [myg0t]OldManPeterson sets mode: +l 84

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> she can still hold a knife ?

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> wow

[09:09] <[myg0t]DKay> IM IMPRESSED

[09:09] <Deathdoor> SHE CAN STILL GO UP THE STAIRS

[09:10] <s33xxx> WOW

[09:10] <Deathdoor> SHES CURSING IN SPANISH

[09:10] <s33xxx> lol

[09:10] <[myg0t]DKay> lol

[09:10] <Deathdoor> mierda carajo

[09:10] <Deathdoor> shes saying

 

 

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some stupid pointless aussie shit
STFU aussie

 

My grandma "accidentaly" burned my arm with one of her cigs. That's about as crazy as she's ever been though... They shoulda iven you a hypoderm filled with draino, next time gets out of line threaten her with that little mother fucker, she'll back down. And if she doesn't, well I hope she likes a burning sensation in her jugular followed by death.

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