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The article made me rifk.

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/5294/cameltoads0dx.jpg

Haha, that's so funny. She's as blind as a bat. Why doesn't she just confront him about it first instead of being a nosy bitch.

 

Great point.

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diggler13']im disapointed ...where are the camel toes this post promises? T_T

http://www.randomshite.co.uk/shite/cameltoe.jpg?

Classic!

 

Other fuck-ups in words:

 

 

 

From my Japanese students-

 

"Harro can I order a rarge cock prease?"

 

Translation- can I order a large coke please?

 

 

"Who's going to get first on erection?"

 

Translation- who's going to come first in the election?

 

 

Me: "Do you like cats?"

Her: "Yes, I love them!"

Me: "So you love pussies?"

Her: "Yes! They feel soft and warm and nice! I like to play with pussies."

Me: "How about doggy?"

Her: "Oh! I like doggie the best! It's my favourite!"

 

 

Websites- Old

 

 

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

 

http://www.penisland.net Quote from website: "Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

 

A database to find out who is the agent for your favourite famous face calls itself Who Represents, but its URL tells a different story ...

 

http://www.whorepresents.com

 

A site for computer programmers to exchange boffin advice and views is called Experts Exchange and you can find them on the web at ...

 

http://www.expertsexchange.com.

 

The best place for native plants in New South Wales has to be Mole Station Native Nursery at

 

http://www.molestationnursery.com

Websites- Old

May be down by now...

 

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

 

http://www.penisland.net

 

A database to find out who is the agent for your favourite famous face calls itself Who Represents, but its URL tells a different story ...

 

http://www.whorepresents.com

 

A site for computer programmers to exchange boffin advice and views is called Experts Exchange and you can find them on the web at ...

 

http://www.expertsexchange.com.

 

The best place for native plants in New South Wales has to be Mole Station Native Nursery at

 

http://www.molestationnursery.com

 

No doubt that's probably old, but first time for me. OMFG I RIFKed to myself at 12:40 am here. Funny shit...

Ahh too bad that nasty womans face is on that article, it would have been a perfect place to put a picture of a camel toe. You know for the old people :jerkit2:
i don't think you are gonna find a toad that makes you trip unless you are in the fucking rain forest or something that actually gets you high
g0d']i don't think you are gonna find a toad that makes you trip unless you are in the fucking rain forest or something that actually gets you high

 

Mo elikely to find one that is poisonous.

Pretty funny story how shes making an idiot of herself

 

he could be licking them thats for sure! and im pretty sure she means camel toes.......... imagine if she did confront him haha

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theMinkey']well thanks to this thread i know where 5meo got his nick from

My work here is done.

Classic!

 

Other fuck-ups in words:

 

 

 

From my Japanese students-

 

"Harro can I order a rarge cock prease?"

 

Translation- can I order a large coke please?

 

 

"Who's going to get first on erection?"

 

Translation- who's going to come first in the election?

 

 

Me: "Do you like cats?"

Her: "Yes, I love them!"

Me: "So you love pussies?"

Her: "Yes! They feel soft and warm and nice! I like to play with pussies."

Me: "How about doggy?"

Her: "Oh! I like doggie the best! It's my favourite!"

 

 

Websites- Old

 

 

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

 

http://www.penisland.net Quote from website: "Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

 

A database to find out who is the agent for your favourite famous face calls itself Who Represents, but its URL tells a different story ...

 

http://www.whorepresents.com

 

A site for computer programmers to exchange boffin advice and views is called Experts Exchange and you can find them on the web at ...

 

http://www.expertsexchange.com.

 

The best place for native plants in New South Wales has to be Mole Station Native Nursery at

 

http://www.molestationnursery.com

 

lol that lat one made me rifk.

No doubt that's probably old, but first time for me. OMFG I RIFKed to myself at 12:40 am here. Funny shit...

 

 

you idiot they are old, thats why he said "Websites - Old"

 

you are undeserving of life

you idiot they are old, thats why he said "Websites - Old"

 

you are undeserving of life

 

 

You idiot , KNOW he said they're old, that's why I said "no doubt". Please learn to comprehend the english language. In the meantime, feel free to fall on a very long steak knife.

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