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theMinkey']wow u can really tell this forums is running dry when theres a thread about how u shower

 

Where are all the Konane threads to flame?

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I rotate as well.

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theMinkey']wow u can really tell this forums is running dry when theres a thread about how u shower

 

anyway this thread sux

 

agreed.

  j0rkeh said:
zmg jord from FOM? GUESS WHO I AM TEE HEE.

 

yeh the one and only :naughtyd:

 

Who be you? :shifty:

  j0rkeh said:
YUO HAVE TO GUESS, im in the MotB channel in vent right now...

 

Not a clue, page me on vent :P

Typicaly my back to the shower, but when I have to grab some soap, or when I wash off my chest and penis I face the front.
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d0wn']

http://www.peter.com.au/photos/photos/2005-04-29-Shower_02-Shower.jpg

 

Youre having anal intercourse with a child, and hes amused.

 

Back to topic, to trick to stay really clean its to rotate and ALWAYS scub behind your ears, that place that stays between your penis and your ass, between your fingers and toes and of course, your belly-button.

 

Also, you may sing in the shower, it will make you happy. Especially songs like :

 

- I wanna love you

- Dont worry, be happy

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dECENCYdEFIED']What about sitting down in the back and just chillin?

 

Were not all Ultra Cool like you

  FattyMcButterPants said:
Such a suck thread its been hijacked...

 

option B.

OMFG CALL TEH E-CAWPS GRAND THEFT THR34D.

With my back facing the shower nozle thing so I can stroke me pen0r. :jerkit2:

My daily shower routine:

 

  1. Wake up at 5:15 a.m.
  2. Get my towel and fresh, clean boxers out of my drawer.
  3. Turn the heat to around 1/2 and leave running for 2 minutes.
  4. Take off clothes and enter shower.
  5. Rotate in shower until woken up and fully wet.
  6. Begin shampooing hair and massaging scalp for 5 minutes.
  7. Bring out the soap and scrub head to toe clean.
  8. Rinse shampoo and soap off.
  9. Turn shower off and dry body.

  Myke_X said:
I rotate.

Honestly most of the time, I face away and bend over and let the water shoot into my asshole and begin to masturbate.

  Myke_X said:
Honestly most of the time, I face away and bend over and let the water shoot into my asshole and begin to masturbate.

 

LOLERSKATES :gaysex:

  Keller101 said:
why the fuck take a shower in the first place unless you plan to bang someone

 

So you dont stink of shit and get nasty infections on your pen0r

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