Check out this.. car if you can call it that. It has a bunch of crazy functions. http://www.pinzgauerus.com/

OMFG IM GONA GET ONE AND THEN MAKE IT TEH MYG)T-MOBIEL

Pinzgauers are like fucking old and for neurotic fucks who think there's a rocket launcher on every corner like Arnold Schwarzenegger... he owns one.

I'd love one of those... if I lived in a 3rd world country