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lol.

 

how hard is it to look up an icing recipe on the internet...do they not sell groceries over there?

 

 

if you've been here over a month there's no excuse for fucking up a cake apart from mental retardation issues

awww srry cry0 that sucks mayn......i thot maybe u could slip ur way in.....=[ damn looks like a good cake tho........hey do you have maybe a walmart near ur house??? u could buy icing there for real cheap........k gg altho u fail ^_^

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

lol.

 

how hard is it to look up an icing recipe on the internet...do they not sell groceries over there?

 

 

if you've been here over a month there's no excuse for fucking up a cake apart from mental retardation issues

 

apparently he is retarded because he thinks he did spell "myg0t owns me" correctly rifk

LMFAO OMFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

 

 

 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

lol you got banned again

Seriously. You've been on the forums for awhile you've seen the other cake threads but you still fucked up. Srry

There's a thread, somewhere way back in the depths of time, or maybe lost to the infinite universe of webspace, that was titled "HOW TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE" by one of the myg0t crew.

 

It's gone, or is too far back to be found with the search function not functioning.

I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot.

 

One day soon I'm going to post a cake thread here that will destroy all your hopes of joining myg0t, as it will raise the bar for cake baking to a level unachievable by 99% of the human population.

 

If you're planning on joining myg0t, you'd better try before I get off my ass and go shopping for ingredients, because then it'll be too late.

 

So come on, chop chop! Let's see those threads come rolling in!

rofl if it was capital G the G would be as big as the 0

 

Use your eyes k? Look at the banner on top of these forums.

 

Use your Brain K? Capital G looks like this 'G' lower case looks like this 'g'. Now lets take a step back. Looking at the cake its a capital G.. kthanksbyegofuckyourselfdeniedlol

pr4wn']Use your Brain K? Capital G looks like this 'G' lower case looks like this 'g'. Now lets take a step back. Looking at the cake its a capital G.. kthanksbyegofuckyourselfdeniedlol

 

 

LOL Pr4wn'd

props for not registering a new account to bake a cake, if u would fail

Yea, at least he didn't register a new account so he could hide his identity like the rest of you morons.

 

 

 

He has a point though, the banner above does have MYG0T in it.. I dunno if that matters since the instructions say bake a cake with 'myg0t' not MYG0T.

 

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GG cry0m0nk3h, at least you've tryed.

Yea, at least he didn't register a new account so he could hide his identity like the rest of you morons.

 

 

 

He has a point though, the banner above does have MYG0T in it.. I dunno if that matters since the instructions say bake a cake with 'myg0t' not MYG0T.

 

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GG cry0m0nk3h, at least you've tryed.

no, it didn't matter, he didn't folow directions, therefore he failed... Although +3 for trying..

megafighter_x, you've got 1000 posts in the past 10 months. That's a hundred a month. That's a fucking lot man. I don't see your cake thread, but I see you jump on the bandwagon for flames and snide remarks a lot. Take it easy or you'll get RSI for no reason. Insults don't get you into myg0t, or make you popular. Keep it to yourself man.

 

Hataraxator, you were flaming someone for not being in myg0t on page two. As I recall, you had the [myg0t] tag removed fairly soon after receiving it. You seem to have forgotten about that when you point out that others aren't wearing it.

You've been insulting people a lot too dude. Chill out. You've got a good sig, try matching it with some good posts.

 

The cake is good, but the icing issue was one that could have been resolved so easily.

 

For those who don't know how to make icing:

 

Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a bag of icing sugar (yes, it's called icing sugar because it's for icing). It should be cheap, maybe a buck or two for a bag so big you'll never use it all. It's just superfine powdered sugar.

You'll need a piping bag too, which may cost a bit more. If you can't get one, you can try your luck with a homemade one out of a plastic bag, but it'll probably fuck up and you only get one shot at the writing, then you need to scrape it off, re-ice the cake, and re-write it. Better to buy the piping bag.

 

Add food colouring to the bowl first if you're going to use it. It'll change the consistency of the mix.

 

Chuck a cup full into a bowl, and mix in some butter or margarine. It should take a few tablespoons of butter. Not sure, it takes guess work. Just keep adding it gradually and mixing it in until you've got icing.

 

Put it into the piping bag, squeeze it down to the bottom so a little comes out like a turtleneck turd out an of asshole. Lick it off, and start writing.

 

From here, you're on your own. If you STILL fuck it up, you don't deserve to register here.

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