October 19, 200519 yr hahahaha, what a retard. you sould of read the other "my cake for myg0t" threads first. it only says to do that so we can rip the shit outta people with no common sence.
October 19, 200519 yr Shit NO!! i didnt realise he made a cake.. sorry crymonkeh, but a large chunk of my respect for you has just been burnt Cant believe you made a cake :(
October 19, 200519 yr 0ne']http://ftp.myg0t.com/0ne/images/orly.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/Dhay2/ngbbs432ce31b85778.jpg
October 19, 200519 yr http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/Dhay2/ngbbs432ce31b85778.jpg http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6491000/ngbbs432db426c42e5.jpg
October 19, 200519 yr http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/noodlenuts/aan.gif nice photoshop work but fail k cyr0 pwns most ppl here... but this cake thread... cyr0 get some decent icing, cut your hair and get better camera angles before trying again. Still a good try though, I'd love the cake
October 19, 200519 yr i was staring at the pics for liek 2 hours now i just realized something special and i'm sure none recognised this: its been a very long time now since someone who was baking a cake was 16+ plz sum e-props for him
October 19, 200519 yr hehe im pretty sure cak3monk3y will come back in a couple of years, with beard and long hair.. desperate to get in once again ^^
October 19, 200519 yr There's a thread, somewhere way back in the depths of time, or maybe lost to the infinite universe of webspace, that was titled "HOW TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE" by one of the myg0t crew. It's gone, or is too far back to be found with the search function not functioning. I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot. One day soon I'm going to post a cake thread here that will destroy all your hopes of joining myg0t, as it will raise the bar for cake baking to a level unachievable by 99% of the human population. If you're planning on joining myg0t, you'd better try before I get off my ass and go shopping for ingredients, because then it'll be too late. So come on, chop chop! Let's see those threads come rolling in! no.
October 19, 200519 yr megafighter_x, you've got 1000 posts in the past 10 months. That's a hundred a month. That's a fucking lot man. I don't see your cake thread, but I see you jump on the bandwagon for flames and snide remarks a lot. Take it easy or you'll get RSI for no reason. Insults don't get you into myg0t, or make you popular. Keep it to yourself man. Hataraxator, you were flaming someone for not being in myg0t on page two. As I recall, you had the [myg0t] tag removed fairly soon after receiving it. You seem to have forgotten about that when you point out that others aren't wearing it. You've been insulting people a lot too dude. Chill out. You've got a good sig, try matching it with some good posts. The cake is good, but the icing issue was one that could have been resolved so easily. For those who don't know how to make icing: Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a bag of icing sugar (yes, it's called icing sugar because it's for icing). It should be cheap, maybe a buck or two for a bag so big you'll never use it all. It's just superfine powdered sugar. You'll need a piping bag too, which may cost a bit more. If you can't get one, you can try your luck with a homemade one out of a plastic bag, but it'll probably fuck up and you only get one shot at the writing, then you need to scrape it off, re-ice the cake, and re-write it. Better to buy the piping bag. Add food colouring to the bowl first if you're going to use it. It'll change the consistency of the mix. Chuck a cup full into a bowl, and mix in some butter or margarine. It should take a few tablespoons of butter. Not sure, it takes guess work. Just keep adding it gradually and mixing it in until you've got icing. Put it into the piping bag, squeeze it down to the bottom so a little comes out like a turtleneck turd out an of asshole. Lick it off, and start writing. From here, you're on your own. If you STILL fuck it up, you don't deserve to register here. Are j00 a fucking cook or something?
October 19, 200519 yr There's a thread, somewhere way back in the depths of time, or maybe lost to the infinite universe of webspace, that was titled "HOW TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE" by one of the myg0t crew. It's gone, or is too far back to be found with the search function not functioning. I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot. One day soon I'm going to post a cake thread here that will destroy all your hopes of joining myg0t, as it will raise the bar for cake baking to a level unachievable by 99% of the human population. If you're planning on joining myg0t, you'd better try before I get off my ass and go shopping for ingredients, because then it'll be too late. So come on, chop chop! Let's see those threads come rolling in! Some on remind me to quote this when he fails.. k thanks
October 19, 200519 yr Originally poted by w00t! I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot. yeah, I can squeeze a dump into a frying pan and make it into a gourmet motherfucking burger if I want to. EDIT: Some on remind me to quote this when he fails.. k thanks You wont need to, because there wont be an application. I'll bake a cake. Simple as that. If they stick the tag in front of my name, well I can't edit it so tough shit for me. But the tag wont make me rich, wont get me laid, and will only make me famous in this forum, which isn't that exciting really, so no I wont be applying for it. I just want to bake a cool cake so I can say "FUCK YOU!" to all the kids who keep submitting half-assed cupcakes with chocolate sauce drizzled on them.
October 19, 200519 yr 0ne']http://ftp.myg0t.com/0ne/images/orly.jpg Did you get that from the BB Forums? :eek3d:
October 19, 200519 yr You wont need to, because there wont be an application. I'll bake a cake. Simple as that. If they stick the tag in front of my name, well I can't edit it so tough shit for me. But the tag wont make me rich, wont get me laid, and will only make me famous in this forum, which isn't that exciting really, so no I wont be applying for it. I just want to bake a cool cake so I can say "FUCK YOU!" to all the kids who keep submitting half-assed cupcakes with chocolate sauce drizzled on them. This coming from the man who masturbated in school in the boys bathroom and dates aZns? Damn you are my hero. P.S. date me even though I'm white.
October 20, 200519 yr why is all the cakebaker's so ugly?.. wtf is this? someone have pic's of t0y & v0dka's cake's ?:jerkit2:
