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so today i was at the beach for about 4 hours, having a few brews and enjoying the sun, i opened my snack bag and found some crackers, i looked around and saw many people asleep enjoying the beautiful sun, an great idea struck me.

 

I scrunched up the crackers and made an fist and walked beside a couple tanning, i dropped the load right behind their duffel bag and anticipated on the joy of rage to come.

 

I made my way back to my towel and enjoyed what i saw: A massive army of seagulls circeling and landing around the couple and trying to get to the crackers, this was so satisfying, they got up and were tring to chase the seagulls the guy was yelling all sorts of profanities while i couldnt help laughing, the seagulls raped his ass for about 15 minutes, they were the only peoples that were being circled by seagulls and a lotta other beach goers were watching them and laughing.

 

What a way to kick of the end of the power outage.

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Techno_Warrior']so today i was at the beach for about 4 hours, having a few brews and enjoying the sun, i opened my snack bag and found some crackers, i looked around and saw many people asleep enjoying the beautiful sun, an great idea struck me.

 

I scrunched up the crackers and made an fist and walked beside a couple tanning, i dropped the load right behind their duffel bag and anticipated on the joy of rage to come.

 

I made my way back to my towel and enjoyed what i saw: A massive army of seagulls circeling and landing around the couple and trying to get to the crackers, this was so satisfying, they got up and were tring to chase the seagulls the guy was yelling all sorts of profanities while i couldnt help laughing, the seagulls raped his ass for about 15 minutes, they were the only peoples that were being circled by seagulls and a lotta other beach goers were watching them and laughing.

 

What a way to kick of the end of the power outage.

 

I'm going to Hampton Beach tomorrow....I'll try that.

 

Seagulls=Flying_rats=pwnage

lol thats really quite amusing. i wouldve loved to have seen that. nice rage idea irl.
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karma u cock sucker read ur PMs

 

i was at bluffer's park sandy beach side not the rocky side...beside ur house..karma, it looks like you dont even work at shoppers i dropped by a few times never saw you

 

6'3 ,black hair...

One time at the beach my friend had a slingshot and we were shooting rocks at beachside houses. Some guy came out and was like "HEY FUCKFACE!" "GO GETCHER FOLKS!"

 

me: huh?

 

guy: GO GETCHER FOLKS! GO GETCHER FOLKS!

 

guy: FUCKFACE

techno yuo si still suck my nutz k
  Gambino said:
techno yuo si still suck my nutz k

it seems to me there are still poser faggots on the forums

wtf stoned you spelled bigmac wrong, nub.

I WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH, COME ON MOVE YOUR BODY!

 

I WANNA HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH !

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