Posted October 24, 200519 yr I reckon my mobile phone is trying to teach me some manners, or i am going crackers. I've saved the word 'cunt' to my auto-spell dictionary about a thousand times, and yet every time i go to write it in a text message - probably a lot more often than a bloke should - it's disappeared. and 'aunt' just doesn't have the same effect. what's the deal? why can't i save 'cunt' to my phone? is it a conspiracy? has it been deemed "too offensive" for texts? why is nokia suddenly the arbiter of social etiquette? I want answers! I have no problem with the word 'cunt'. in fact i love it. that's right. i love 'cunt'. I love it for its literal meaning. I love it for what it represents. I love it for its vulgarity. I love it for the fact that it is still more or less socially taboo. I love it for it's very sound, a sound that resonates from the throat with clicky vim. once again with the chorus: I love 'cunt'. I love fucking it, I love feeling it, I love spitting on it, I just love it. There are few other words as versatile as 'cunt'. apart from being vulgar slang for the female genital organs, it is a verb, noun and adjective all in one. its almost as wonderfully adaptable as 'schmitz'. almost. Here are some examples of how you too can incorporate 'cunt' into every day conversation: 1) to imply being 'ripped off': Ben: so, how much did you get the new car for? Ted: i got cunted! 2) to describe someone you don't like very much: Ben: my ex-girlfriend is a dodgy cunt. 3) to describe someone you do like very much while also appealing to the youth of today: Fred: She's a fully sick cunt. 4) when addressing a good friend in an endearing and playful manner: Bert: hey cunty! Dick: hey asshole! And so i have a message for the makers of my phone. free speech is the right of the people. i will not be silenced. you dictatorial cunts.
October 24, 200519 yr I reckon my mobile phone is trying to teach me some manners, or i am going crackers. I've saved the word 'cunt' to my auto-spell dictionary about a thousand times, and yet every time i go to write it in a text message - probably a lot more often than a bloke should - it's disappeared. and 'aunt' just doesn't have the same effect. what's the deal? why can't i save 'cunt' to my phone? is it a conspiracy? has it been deemed "too offensive" for texts? why is nokia suddenly the arbiter of social etiquette? I want answers! I have no problem with the word 'cunt'. in fact i love it. that's right. i love 'cunt'. I love it for its literal meaning. I love it for what it represents. I love it for its vulgarity. I love it for the fact that it is still more or less socially taboo. I love it for it's very sound, a sound that resonates from the throat with clicky vim. once again with the chorus: I love 'cunt'. I love fucking it, I love feeling it, I love spitting on it, I just love it. There are few other words as versatile as 'cunt'. apart from being vulgar slang for the female genital organs, it is a verb, noun and adjective all in one. its almost as wonderfully adaptable as 'schmitz'. almost. Here are some examples of how you too can incorporate 'cunt' into every day conversation: 1) to imply being 'ripped off': Ben: so, how much did you get the new car for? Ted: i got cunted! 2) to describe someone you don't like very much: Ben: my ex-girlfriend is a dodgy cunt. 3) to describe someone you do like very much while also appealing to the youth of today: Fred: She's a fully sick cunt. 4) when addressing a good friend in an endearing and playful manner: Bert: hey cunty! Dick: hey asshole! And so i have a message for the makers of my phone. free speech is the right of the people. i will not be silenced. you dictatorial cunts. Right on, fight the power. I can't send the word ******... it comes up as like a bunch of garglede goop... But I don't text much so wtv.
