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A friend showed me this, figured I'd share it here, I found it extremely funny.

 

 

 

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, N!gger!"

The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."

"Whatever, N!gger!" says the asian.

"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.

"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.

The asian says "We dont serve n!ggers here, get out!"

 

 

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I've got an idea....take yourself out back and find a nice old oak tree, toss a rope over one of the limbs and hang yourself...

 

 

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funny joke....but everyone here has heard it a million times a million years ago.
funny joke....but everyone here has heard it a million times a million years ago.

 

 

Yes, but I suspect he lives in bumsville idaho where there are rarely black people to make fun of, let alone chinks.

No.

 

*awaits trolls to follow heklim's lead*

 

Flame flame flame flame Scr33n0r... flame flame Scr33n0r... flame... fla.......

 

***insert random statement about what I did with your mom last night***

 

***insert statement about how obese and ugly you are***

 

(Time to remain in this thread for hours to see if someone replys to my post so I can flame them too.)

YOu gotta admit though the racist jokes are the best ones. It would have been funner if your friend was black or you were!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT SHIT IS FUNNY
whats the difference between Muslims and Smarties ?

 

 

 

Smarties dont explode in the tube :bowrofl:

 

 

What's the difference between between 2-D and a nigger?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothing

Whats the diff between a pizza and a black guy? (N!gger)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Whats the diff between a pizza and a black guy? (N!gger)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

 

Older than Jesus.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead nigger?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

White man and a black man walk into a bar. they both get a beer each. Two insects fall into each of there mugs, the white man pushes the mug of beer away and walks out of the bar. The black man pulls the insect out, puts a run to its head and says, 'Spit it out biatch, SPIT IT OUT'

What do you call a black guy eating a pizza?

 

 

 

 

 

 

NlGGER

 

 

 

 

Ahaha I figured everyone else was showing their racist card so I figured I would to :D

whats the difference between Muslims and Smarties ?

 

 

 

Smarties dont explode in the tube :bowrofl:

 

 

rofl ahahahahha n1

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