Posted October 25, 200519 yr It sucks when you have to take a shit and as soon as you sit down you get a boner. What the hell is that? Then you got your penis head touching the inside of the toilet. So annoying. I would like to shit comfortably kthx, so why does God play this nasty trick on me. Much Love, Russell.Crowe --I hit you and stuff.
October 25, 200519 yr Might've happened to me a while ago i don't remember but it sure sounds really fucking homo doesn't it? because a piece of shit is coming out of your ass and you get a boner from it? lol
October 25, 200519 yr Yeh, it sucks... but I just think of abraham lincon to get rid of boners for some reason.
October 25, 200519 yr I think its because of the coldness and piss from the toilet comming into contact with your p3n0r.
October 25, 200519 yr I think its because of the coldness and piss from the toilet comming into contact with your p3n0r. Its cause the anus is riddled with nerves that stimulate the peen. It's why gays enjoy anal so much too.
October 25, 200519 yr So if I put somthing in my anus I will get a hard peen? MAYBE YUO SHOULD TRY AND POST PICS
October 26, 200519 yr Eww shit i know happenes to all of us your never going to the bathroom in my house again.
October 26, 200519 yr You should find the nearest Nephew and cut him real good. ... uhhhhhhm.... Huh? :shrug:
October 26, 200519 yr What I hate worse than that is when you wake up with an early morning hard on, and you really have to take a piss, and when you get to the toilet you still have a boner. I dunno about people here but I can't stand and take a piss when I have hard on and when I sit down either my penis is to big or the toilet is to small but my penis won't fit under the seat so I can piss in the toilet. So I just wait it out, I try to think of barbra strisand or richard simmons usualy makes makes it go down quicker.
October 26, 200519 yr Might've happened to me a while ago i don't remember but it sure sounds really fucking homo doesn't it? because a piece of shit is coming out of your ass and you get a boner from it? lol rifk no doubt. does russel like to git assramd? :gaysex:
October 26, 200519 yr Author rifk no doubt. does russel like to git assramd? :gaysex: Notice how i didnt say "as I am shitting" but "when I sit down to take a shit" it happens once in a while. I know this happens to everyone, so don't even lie. It happened to me like twice in the last year =(. P.S. RUSSELL IS WITH TWO FUCKING Ls, STOP SPELLING IT WRONG FGTS. /endrage Hi guys! Lets have a party =).
October 26, 200519 yr If you push it in deep enough you will. It stimulates your prostate gland. "Milking the Prostate" -- Road Trip teaches you important facts.
October 27, 200519 yr Notice how i didnt say "as I am shitting" but "when I sit down to take a shit" it happens once in a while. I know this happens to everyone, so don't even lie. It happened to me like twice in the last year =(. P.S. RUSSELL IS WITH TWO FUCKING Ls, STOP SPELLING IT WRONG FGTS. /endrage Hi guys! Lets have a party =). haha i know i know just messin around russ
October 30, 200519 yr fucking hate that.........and also when ur penor goes into the shitty toilet water..=/
