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That happens to me so much I dont even notice it. Only problem is its too uncomftorable to shove my raging hard on beneath the toilet, so I just end up pissing all over myself.

 

Another thing, why is it that when even when you whipe your ass so dry that it forms a rash, there still seems to shit in it after say, half an hour? Where does it come from? Sometimes its so bad its well near like I shit my pants.

you know you have between 3 to 15 pounds of fecal shit in your ass, just sitting there. its actually recommended to get an enema done every month.
when that happends to me i just reach down grab some shit and use it like lotion and spread it on then rub one out...
  swaZyâ„¢ said:
Its cause the anus is riddled with nerves that stimulate the peen. It's why gays enjoy anal so much too.

 

thnks mr. expert

  t3hpwnz3r said:
fucking hate that.........and also when ur penor goes into the shitty toilet water..=/

 

 

How the heck does your penis touch the water?! thats disgusting. :O_o:

  drenmaster said:
when that happends to me i just reach down grab some shit and use it like lotion and spread it on then rub one out...

 

shit i thought i was the only one....

yea then u need to piss and u cant piss bcoz u got a boner so u need to lean forward and try to get ur pensi under the toilet seat or wtf u call it then when finally start to piss u pee on the back of ur pants bcoz there like a little opening under the toilet seat
  X-BONE said:
How the heck does your penis touch the water?! thats disgusting. :O_o:

i dont know.....maybe cus i have a real penor and not just a e-penor k......hit puberty and maybe ill tell u about the birds and bees

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