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That happens to me so much I dont even notice it. Only problem is its too uncomftorable to shove my raging hard on beneath the toilet, so I just end up pissing all over myself.

 

Another thing, why is it that when even when you whipe your ass so dry that it forms a rash, there still seems to shit in it after say, half an hour? Where does it come from? Sometimes its so bad its well near like I shit my pants.

you know you have between 3 to 15 pounds of fecal shit in your ass, just sitting there. its actually recommended to get an enema done every month.
when that happends to me i just reach down grab some shit and use it like lotion and spread it on then rub one out...
Its cause the anus is riddled with nerves that stimulate the peen. It's why gays enjoy anal so much too.

 

thnks mr. expert

fucking hate that.........and also when ur penor goes into the shitty toilet water..=/

 

 

How the heck does your penis touch the water?! thats disgusting. :O_o:

when that happends to me i just reach down grab some shit and use it like lotion and spread it on then rub one out...

 

shit i thought i was the only one....

yea then u need to piss and u cant piss bcoz u got a boner so u need to lean forward and try to get ur pensi under the toilet seat or wtf u call it then when finally start to piss u pee on the back of ur pants bcoz there like a little opening under the toilet seat
How the heck does your penis touch the water?! thats disgusting. :O_o:

i dont know.....maybe cus i have a real penor and not just a e-penor k......hit puberty and maybe ill tell u about the birds and bees

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