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Who agrees this is hella attractive.

So this guy checks into a hotel and goes up to his room. He getsin his room, undresses, and gets comfy on his bed, only to realize the mexican food he had before checking in is causing a meltdown in his intestines. He gets up but at that very instant his bowls explode. After realizing what happened, he started to wonder what he could do to clean it up.

 

"Wait a minute. I'm on the god damned 26th floor. Why don't I just throw the sheet out the window? No one will know." After wiping his ass with the sheets he bundles it up and drops the load out of the window.

 

This Polock was stumbling back from the bar when the shit covered sheet landed on his head. With a great roar and a bit of fighting with the sheet, he got it off him. When he looked down he was covered in the shit.

 

A security guard ran up to him. "What the fuck happened to you."

 

The Pole look back at him. "I don't know... But I just kicked the shit out of a ghost."

Whoa! Wtf!? (crappy way to come into the crowd, I know, but oh well. I didn't see a newbie forum).

She looks like a babydoll, literally. I would say she's hot but that diaper has to go. :puke:

Starkweather']Whoa! Wtf!? (crappy way to come into the crowd, I know, but oh well. I didn't see a newbie forum).

She looks like a babydoll, literally. I would say she's hot but that diaper has to go. :puke:

AHAHAHAHAHAGGAGAGAAGAG

Starkweather']Whoa! Wtf!? (crappy way to come into the crowd, I know, but oh well. I didn't see a newbie forum).

She looks like a babydoll, literally. I would say she's hot but that diaper has to go. :puke:

 

TOO MANY ROOKIES NOT ENOUGH PROS!!!!!!!!!1

Aguamenti (AH-gwa-MEN-tee)

 

"agua" Sp./Portuguese water (from Latin "aqua") + "mentis" L. mind

 

Charm that conjures a fountain or jet of clear water from the caster's wand.

 

Taught in sixth-year Charms in early September (HBP11). Oddly, the sixth years were working on this charm or something similar after the New Year as well (HBP17).

 

Used by Harry on Dumbledore's crystal goblet in the cave of the locket Horcrux, but apparently some effect of the potion that had previously been put in the goblet caused the water to vanish before it could be drunk (HBP26).

 

Harry and Hagrid together used this to cast jets of water on Hagrid's burning house (HBP28).

 

See CONJURING SPELLS.

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