Posted November 1, 200519 yr I fucking injured my goddamn wrist during sports. I can barely type a fucking message and I'm pissed off. And worst of all: I didn't even get pwned by someone else during a fight, I pwned myself by not clenching my fist hard enough when punching a fucking training plank. You should all laugh at me RIGHT FUCKING NOW, because rwning yourself is really pretty fucking stupid.
November 1, 200519 yr *Laughs* You can suck my training plank sir. Just kidding I want your babies k marry me and no more rwning your wrist cause masturbation is the key to life.
November 2, 200519 yr thats why u dont jack off under neith a desk toooo hard ur wrist will hit table and cus massive fracturing k =[
November 2, 200519 yr ummm...not clenching your fist properly would result in HAND injury, not wrist...wrist injury comes from not lining up the metacarpals, carpals, and radius/ulna properly when you made the strike. Eaither way, though, laughing at you, but sympathetic, as well..I've done similar things a number of times...you want a nasty fuckup from not linging the hand properly, try getting a complex spiral fracture on the 3rd and 4th metacarpals trying to do a proper "sword hand" strike on a padded heavy bag...did that when I was 14, spent 12 weeks in the cast, as a result...worse, it didn't become a complex fracture (where the pieces of bone actually seperate) until I threw a followup backhand punch, because I didn't realize they'd broken, I thought I'd just jammed the crap out of the knuckes. Which style are you training in, BTW?
November 2, 200519 yr I thought this thread was gonna be Denial's last post... But then I noticed it was made by Anthraxspill, and I was thusly disapointed.
November 2, 200519 yr I fucking injured my goddamn wrist during sports (rofl from that statement it shows u could never play a sport, and u werer masturbating) . I can barely type a fucking message and I'm pissed off. (go outsid and actually try playin a sport or anything off the pc) And worst of all: I didn't even get pwned by someone else during a fight, (went from a sport to a fight?) I pwned myself by not clenching my fist hard enough when punching a fucking training plank. You should all laugh at me RIGHT FUCKING NOW, because rwning yourself is really pretty fucking stupid. in summary, u are a ***got.
November 3, 200519 yr When I saw the title to this thread I thought it would be an emo *** posting pics of his slashed wrists, I was getting ready to rifk. But unlucky about your wrist I broke mine once and had a cast on, now try playing a games console with that!
November 3, 200519 yr I thought this thread was gonna be Denial's last post... But then I noticed it was made by Anthraxspill, and I was thusly disapointed. hahaha
November 3, 200519 yr PsychoBud']ummm...not clenching your fist properly would result in HAND injury, not wrist...wrist injury comes from not lining up the metacarpals, carpals, and radius/ulna properly when you made the strike. Eaither way, though, laughing at you, but sympathetic, as well..I've done similar things a number of times...you want a nasty fuckup from not linging the hand properly, try getting a complex spiral fracture on the 3rd and 4th metacarpals trying to do a proper "sword hand" strike on a padded heavy bag...did that when I was 14, spent 12 weeks in the cast, as a result...worse, it didn't become a complex fracture (where the pieces of bone actually seperate) until I threw a followup backhand punch, because I didn't realize they'd broken, I thought I'd just jammed the crap out of the knuckes. Which style are you training in, BTW? DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE:eek3d:
November 3, 200519 yr Nope, not a doctor, just the son of a trauma nurse who read anything and everything in the house, growing up, including mom's medical books, and has spent enough time dealing with various injuries to ask a LOT of questions, and listen to the answers. At this point in my life, I've broken every long bone in my body at least once, broken my hands, fingers, wrist, toes, and ankle more times than I can remember offhand, fractured my skull twice, had my jaw broken three times, busted my collarbone twice, had three fractured vertebrae, a broken pelvis, and God knows how many broken ribs...through all of that I've been lucky, and only needed them to use pins or plates five times. And it looks like my eldest takes after me...so far he's busted his arm, his wrist, and three fingers on his left hand (did the wrist and fingers at the same time last year, when I started him on snowboarding)
November 3, 200519 yr PsychoBud'] At this point in my life, I've broken every long bone in my body at least once, broken my hands, fingers, wrist, toes, and ankle more times than I can remember offhand, fractured my skull twice, had my jaw broken three times, busted my collarbone twice, had three fractured vertebrae, a broken pelvis, and God knows how many broken ribs...through all of that I've been lucky, and only needed them to use pins or plates five times. Yuo wouldnt happen to have osteogenesis imperfecta would you?
November 3, 200519 yr That link took my to a pic of Samuel L Jackson in a wheelchair with a magazine in his hand called "Sentrymen vs the Coaliton of EVIL!" I am thoroughly confused
November 3, 200519 yr That link took my to a pic of Samuel L Jackson in a wheelchair with a magazine in his hand called "Sentrymen vs the Coaliton of EVIL!" I am thoroughly confused It was a joke, i was attempting to imply that Psychobud is really an evil genius. See here for more info - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217869/
November 3, 200519 yr Author i think your best bet is slitting the wrist since its already majorly fucked I could do that but it's gonna make a mess. And I don't want to clean it up afterwards. oh wait...
November 3, 200519 yr I could do that but it's gonna make a mess. And I don't want to clean it up afterwards. oh wait... eww dont tell me you'd actually consider doing that, lol
November 3, 200519 yr Author eww dont tell me you'd actually consider doing that, lol *slash* too late...argghhhh I'm dying aaaaah... *spilling blood everywhere* you got my dsfghj death on your ... ahhhhh .. . conscience!! ... AAAAHHH THIS IS THE END!! MUUUURDERER!!!!! *last sigh*
November 3, 200519 yr Comic Book Clerk: You'd better not be back there jerking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God... ROFL!
November 3, 200519 yr Comic Book Clerk: You'd better not be back there jerking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God... ROFL! That's practically the only good part in Unbreakable.
November 4, 200519 yr Yuo wouldnt happen to have osteogenesis imperfecta would you? ROFLMAO! Nope, garden variety lack of common sense combined with being a cocky asshole trumps congenital bone weakness every time. As an evil genius bent on world domination, I'd be a total failure...every plan I put together would have some very basic and easily seen, but overlooked "common sense" flaw. You know, things like building in a self-destruct sequence with no way to turn it off, then putting the button someplace where it was likely to be pushed completely by accident? 34 years of living with this tendancy has given me a GREAT ability to laugh at myself, but, for some reason, it has NOT helped me to develop any better sense...lol
November 4, 200519 yr i think the real story was how he grab your tiny girl arms while you were on your knees begging for mercy http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6915/wrist0ib.jpg
