Plz carry on the sentence so I can laugh at it later when am stoned.

 

 

One day I walked down to the park and saw -

Somebody strangling themselves with the chain that holds up swings. All the children were laughing at him.

then he got brutally assraped by an emogoth who later commited suicide because "his life was so shit"

And the children continued laughing until their parents ran them over in their 4wd's

then goatse swolled the sea with this asshole.

Partisan playing CS lol

but while playing CS his dad comes up the stairs bends him over his computer desk and starts to anal rape him.

 

He crys in pain but then begins to like it, he turns to his dad and gets down to his knees and starts to -

wonder why dreamweaver has access to his secret diary

So dreamweaver put down d3's diary and noticed what he did wrong and cryied like an emo-

and then Dreamweaver went on men sexing

lol nice story

THE END

OWNED

funny and creative

 

AND HOT HORSES

 

YAY!

 

 

 

:wow:

Lets start a new one

 

One day, Hilary duff got laid by a big black guy and then she...

I read it, got hard-on. Re-read it in more detail. Realised it was a horse. Felt embarrased. Got another hard-on

Me to i feel so ashamed

i saved that story so i can beat off to it later too

You should all be banned.

shutup, ***got. No, seriously - every sentence should end with "shutup ***got".

The poster after me raped his mom.

The poster after me raped his mom.

 

:wow:

I continued to stroke my swelling penis untill finally, I saw the green creamy coloured cottage cheese texturered liquid flow out of it.

shutup, ***got. No, seriously - every sentence should end with "shutup ***got".

 

that line in your sig from wc3 riflemen :)

has anyone got the time? whoops looks like i stumbled onto a homo thread...