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Guess what happened, guys? (this is a true story)

Ernest, a friend of mine, was a very lucky man.

Early in one morning, he found a 20 dollar bill on the ground.

So then, he went to the candy store to buy his favourite treat.

Usually, he would get some jawbreakers, but this was a special occasion.

So he purchased some Smarties

In school, he was not doing well, he failed a pop quiz.

So he figured out that he had to study more often.

Urgently, he rushed home and got all his textbooks.

Gradually he became better at all acedemic subjects.

Later on, he even got first class honours with a 98% average.

Years passed, and he died of testicular cancer.

 

 

Read between the lines ; )

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I bet every single tramp in the world said that same joke.

Don't be mad, I'll pm you the answer

HAHAHAH I HAVE A PENIS

 

What the hell? Nice try at being random, because you, good sir; HAVE FAILED.

 

:3some: Your mom is in the middle. Your brother is on the left. I'm on the right.

 

 

Good day.

anyone who can't get that is pretty stupid, although it's pretty stupid to begin with
nimrod']thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life.

 

:ughwerd:

 

I wish there was a smiley that said "This thread = Gay" Or "This thread = Not Funny".

Guess what happened, guys? (this is a true story)

Ernest, a friend of mine, was a very lucky man.

Early in one morning, he found a 20 dollar bill on the ground.

So then, he went to the candy store to buy his favourite treat.

Usually, he would get some jawbreakers, but this was a special occasion.

So he purchased some Smarties

 

In school, he was not doing well, he failed a pop quiz.

So he figured out that he had to study more often.

 

Urgently, he rushed home and got all his textbooks.

Gradually he became better at all acedemic subjects.

Later on, he even got first class honours with a 98% average.

Years passed, and he died of testicular cancer.

 

 

Read between the lines ; )

 

get it now feggets?

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