Posted November 17, 200519 yr My friend did this to his dad's floor because he crushed his comp, this should only be used for extreme cases, it fucks up the floor and never fully comes off. Material's needed 1-2 bags of party baloons from local liqoour store/grocery store. 1 Lighter Tile floor/carpet/hardwood floor Instructions 1. Get target area ventilated (you don't want to passs out from fumes). 2. Take out 1 baloon. 3. Hold baloon away from you (hold it by the hole). 4. Light the balloon and lets the residue drip on target area. 5. DO NOT BREATH IN THE FUMES. 6. Melt until most of the baloon is gone. 7. Discard the rest of the baloon. 8. Repeat steps 2-7 until satisfied or until you run out of baloons. (Which ever of the 2 comes first) Now I know there are a lot of things that can stain carpet. But this even stains tile and hardwood, also, you don't need to rub it in, because when the person tries to clean it off, it just gets spread all over the place leaving a nasty streak that is impossible to get out. Also, the residue stays a liquid for a while so when the person tries to clean it, it will still get spread around. Edit: Also, makes sure you don't step in it.
November 17, 200519 yr ty for the sig. ever since you've gotten here you 've been doing nothing but pissing people off, or making stupid remarks. I think i speak on behalf of the troll/myg0t community; +b
November 17, 200519 yr CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC? I DID THIS TO MY FLOOR AND I BREATHED IN FUMES, MY BIRDS DIED AND MY CAT DIED. I AM GOING TO HOSPITAL, BECAUSE MY SHIT IS LIQUED AND BOILING WHEN I GO POOP
November 17, 200519 yr Author CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC? I DID THIS TO MY FLOOR AND I BREATHED IN FUMES, MY BIRDS DIED AND MY CAT DIED. I AM GOING TO HOSPITAL, BECAUSE MY SHIT IS LIQUED AND BOILING WHEN I GO POOP LOL
November 17, 200519 yr ever since you've gotten here you 've been doing nothing but pissing people off, or making stupid remarks. I think i speak on behalf of the troll/myg0t community; +b hes worse than holz but holz pwnd k?
November 17, 200519 yr Here's another FUCK up the floor piece. You need: Elmers glue Floor Wax Lighter fluid one cup wax then add as much as glue until it turns into a hard to mix paste. then add lighter fluid until it becomes like a fudge mix. put it into a old tuperware toss a match into the goo while in the container and then run. it will melt right into the floor and created marcopollos problem except 10 times worse. Add some ballons in there if you want to fuck it up even worse.
November 17, 200519 yr CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC? I DID THIS TO MY FLOOR AND I BREATHED IN FUMES, MY BIRDS DIED AND MY CAT DIED. I AM GOING TO HOSPITAL, BECAUSE MY SHIT IS LIQUED AND BOILING WHEN I GO POOP Rifk
November 17, 200519 yr omg i got the best way to own someone's floor. ok you need a couple gallons of gasoline (octane doesnt matter), pour it all over the target's floor, then take a lighter and light it. when the house burns to the ground, then you know you've done a good job.
November 17, 200519 yr omg i got the best way to own someone's floor. ok you need a couple gallons of gasoline (octane doesnt matter), pour it all over the target's floor, then take a lighter and light it. when the house burns to the ground, then you know you've done a good job. Yea that will probobly fuck up most floors on the market. To be as anoying as possible, heres a nice recipie (best used at nigth outside of victims door) Micromachines ( little cars n other anoying shit ) Lots of good fat super glue. Combine with other sharp small objects you can. It will fuck up some floors, kinda easy to take away but when one steps on this shit one will be very raged. Used to do this stuff scinse i was 3 years old. Lots of dinousaurs with spikes > my mom.
November 17, 200519 yr No, because then they will get insured for the house being burnt down. So they win. Using our idea it just fucks there floor up and then they will be pissed off and not dead or swimming in the money.
November 17, 200519 yr ok bad example: quote mine, but add "they are not insured, and they have no money" to the scenerio
November 17, 200519 yr Yea that will probobly fuck up most floors on the market. To be as anoying as possible, heres a nice recipie (best used at nigth outside of victims door) Micromachines ( little cars n other anoying shit ) Lots of good fat super glue. Combine with other sharp small objects you can. It will fuck up some floors, kinda easy to take away but when one steps on this shit one will be very raged. Used to do this stuff scinse i was 3 years old. Lots of dinousaurs with spikes > my mom. SOmeone must have watched Home ALone the movie recently :jerkit2: We all know you have a crush on Macally Calkin
November 17, 200519 yr Sounds like you wanna rage some white trash ppl, kthx. Then he might as well rage you.
November 17, 200519 yr Author No, because then they will get insured for the house being burnt down. So they win. Using our idea it just fucks there floor up and then they will be pissed off and not dead or swimming in the money. Yeh, but with mine, they actually try hard to clean it so: 1. They don't get money 2. Their house is't burned down 3. They make an effort to get it off. But audistarr, your way is funny too.
November 17, 200519 yr ok heres my idea, take a shit in the middle of the carpet, and then piss on the shit, and then pour glue all over it, and then vomit on it, and finally put play dough all over it and mash it into the carpet with your hands while laughing histarically, and hten lick you hands clean
November 17, 200519 yr d0wn']ok heres my idea' date=' take a shit in the middle of the carpet, and then piss on the shit, and then pour glue all over it, and then vomit on it, and finally put play dough all over it and mash it into the carpet with your hands while laughing histarically, and hten lick you hands clean[/quote'] I tried that except without the play dough and it didnt work more info later
November 17, 200519 yr SOmeone must have watched Home ALone the movie recently :jerkit2: We all know you have a crush on Macally Calkin omfg you caugth me. fucking making me telling my life story but who gives a flying fuck anyway, when i was a little as well, i always digged Calkins haircut ( yea i know its the most ***gy one scine the mullet but one small child does not know better ) And well i always asked the dumb barber bitch to get me that, but it always ended with me paying to much money for an ugly ass haircut not even close to what i asked for. she so raged me and still does till this day. About me being white trash, no. in sweden we dont do trailers kthx.
