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My TAILGATE was stolen last night.

skittz0o
skittz0o
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Yes people I'm not even joking. My tailgate was stolen right off the back of my truck. I wanted to get pissed but I was too busy trying to keep from laughing I couldn't.

 

I had just got my tongue pierced and found a few early Christmas gifts, so it was shaping up to be a good day. I park outside the movie theatre, walk down to Hastings to kill time till the movie starts, and when I come out my tailgate was gone. Just gone. I didn't have a clue what to do. My brother pointed at me and started laughing and all I could do was start laughing too. I called my mom and dad laughing about it. My mom laughed. Then she handed the phone to my dad so he could laugh at me. Mom told me to call the cops even though it was pointless. The police opperater laughed at me. She sent out a unit. The cop laughed at me. He said he would file a report even though it was probably useless, but for my insurance company.

 

I mean who in the **** steals a tailgate. They left all my stuff in the back of my truck alone and took the tailgate.

 

Sorry, just had to rant about how stupid some people are.

if i had known the car was unlocked i would have taken the stuff inside :( sorry i was a little busy haveing sex with ur tailgate:gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex:
stupid *negrros and mexicans forget how much a backseat of eletronics are worth compair to a tailgate
Dude sorry but that shit is the best type of munchies so i had to take it better luck next time....:eekyum:

I've had this happen. I laughed too...everyone laughed...but when I realized the truck looked horrible w/o one i was raged.

 

So I can laugh because you're gonna be raged when reality sets in

the guy who stole it was stikin it to the MAN

so you are stickin' it to yourself?

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ahhh noooo!!!!! bad memories reoccuring!! Not again, NOOO!!!!:wow: :wow: rifk, who the hell steals a tailgate. Humm one could only imagine :shifty:

I had just got my tongue pierced

 

I like how you slip this line in, even though it has no relevance to the rest of the story

they probably stole it just so you would think to yourself, why the hell would someone steal a tailgate.
I mean who in the **** steals a tailgate. They left all my stuff in the back of my truck alone and took the tailgate.

Bean0rz

They're using it as a snowboard.

I like how you slip this line in, even though it has no relevance to the rest of the story

 

it actually does, you moron. Maybe if he said it like 'I got my tongue pierced today, then I got my tailgate stolen, twas funny', it would not have any relevance. But due to the fact that he was stating how since he got his tongue pierced (and getting early christmas presents), he thought the rest of the day would be as happy as that morning. So the tongue piercing is just sort of a buildup to the climax of the story. people are stupid :shrug:

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