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PsychoBud']LOL no scanner, NWA...and I'm not going to post my DD-214 or award certificates on here anyhow, since they have my full name, birthdate, and social security number on each...lol

 

 

Anyhow...got an answer...managed to dig up an e-mail for a gent who was doing entomolgy related prevenative medicine for the government at the time.

 

He says the critter actually commonly named the "camel spider" wasn't the culprit...nor was it one to worry about, however, the wounds described were likely the result of a local variant of a recluse spider bite.

 

 

 

 

So, anyhow, the critter to blame was incorrectly identified, the bites were quite real, though.

 

 

None of the spiders in the report were reported to burrow into the skin of their victims. A recluse spider bite does not explain your buddy getting his ass chewed off.

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NWA']None of the spiders in the report were reported to burrow into the skin of their victims. A recluse spider bite does not explain your buddy getting his ass chewed off.

 

the reason his buddy got his ass chewed off is cuz the story is bs

it sounds more like an "urban legend" story rather than an actual event that happened

 

:liar:

http://www.brownreclusespider.net/Images/Dale%2011%20days%20later.JPG

 

Day 11 of a Brown Recluse spider bite.

Idiots, dumbfucks, and faggots, the bug is small as hell but the fact the camera is zoomed in makes it look big :gaykekeke
http://www.brownreclusespider.net/Images/Dale%2011%20days%20later.JPG

 

Day 11 of a Brown Recluse spider bite.

 

:liar:

 

 

nah jk altho psychobuds story is still bs k

and snake's right, they run 60,000 mph exactly.

Well imagine how fast you could run if you had that many legs.

"brown recluse spiders are still capable of biting up to 8 minutes after removing all eight legs and the abdomen. This means that if there is only a head, it can still cause a nasty bite"
sp0rk']the reason his buddy got his ass chewed off is cuz the story is bs

it sounds more like an "urban legend" story rather than an actual event that happened

 

:liar:

 

 

it's called necrosis, dude...the pit wasn't from the spider eating it, apparantly, but was the result of the bite itself, or of parasites that went after the necrotic tissue.

 

man, I'm not any sort of entomologist, all I know is what I saw, and what we were told caused it by an army field medic...I went and got an expert's explanation. Any way you look at it, the wound on Smitty's ass was a nasty ass pit caused by a spider bite out there.

 

Oh, and by the way...the guy said, in further e-mail conversation, that there's no way Smitty's wound took a month to develop (like the medic said), as he'd have developed blood poisoning in that time...but if it was a recluse, it could have developed that far after less than a week, left untreated. Go, military medical traiining...lol, that's he last time I trust the medical opinion of someone without a college degree trained to administer emergency first aid by the military :)

 

 

And Fuzzy...that's alot like what the wound looked like, in the recluse pic, but it wasn't as wide across, and looks to me like it was deeper... looks to me like it was the same type thing. Thanks, mate.

wtf Psychobud now you stealing names from peter pan...

lol Five...nah...his given name was Kevin Smith...but we had three Smiths in the company, so we called them "Smith", "Smitty", and "Colorado" (he was from Colorado Springs, and almost any time he talked, he said something about "back in Colorado, we <whatever>")

 

We also had several Browns...called them "Radio" (a commo guy from headquarters company), "Doc" (dunno why, he wasn't a medic), "Cooter" ( didn't understand this one until years later, when I first heard the phrase "drunk as cooter brown"..still don't know where it came from), and "Brownie"...guess there'd been a just plain Brown in the unit sometime before I got there. <shrug>

PsychoBud']lol Five...nah...his given name was Kevin Smith...but we had three Smiths in the company, so we called them "Smith", "Smitty", and "Colorado" (he was from Colorado Springs, and almost any time he talked, he said something about "back in Colorado, we <whatever>")

 

We also had several Browns...called them "Radio" (a commo guy from headquarters company), "Doc" (dunno why, he wasn't a medic), "Cooter" ( didn't understand this one until years later, when I first heard the phrase "drunk as cooter brown"..still don't know where it came from), and "Brownie"...guess there'd been a just plain Brown in the unit sometime before I got there. <shrug>

 

Shut the fuck up, we know your bull shitting. Leave myg0t and blow a donkey's dick ^^

NIGGAZ PLZ
Shut the fuck up, we know your bull shitting. Leave myg0t and blow a donkey's dick ^^

 

LOL...you don't "know" dick, then, kiddo.

 

I gave you all the info it would take to figure it out, too...I KNOW I'm not the only one who could dig my real name up through a decent trace of the IP (I've seen others do it on here)...simple enough to match that name in a search with "gulf war" or "desert storm". I was even nice enough to give ya'll a unit designation, and several names and situations to help in the search.

 

Not MY fault everyone was too lazy to realize they could have done that...then again, maybe someone did, and since it proved I was honest, figured they'd just drop the argument...lol.

PsychoBud']LOL...you don't "know" dick, then, kiddo.

 

I gave you all the info it would take to figure it out, too...I KNOW I'm not the only one who could dig my real name up through a decent trace of the IP (I've seen others do it on here)...simple enough to match that name in a search with "gulf war" or "desert storm". I was even nice enough to give ya'll a unit designation, and several names and situations to help in the search.

 

Not MY fault everyone was too lazy to realize they could have done that...then again, maybe someone did, and since it proved I was honest, figured they'd just drop the argument...lol.

 

you wanna blow a horse's dick instead? your not good enough for a human dick anyways, how about a poodle's dick, that would look nice. I'll get a camera, say cheese faggot =) I know you wanna.

you wanna blow a horse's dick instead? your not good enough for a human dick anyways, how about a poodle's dick, that would look nice. I'll get a camera, say cheese faggot =) I know you wanna.

 

This board gets more dicks than a chinese hooker, look you're upset your 'mummy' didn't let you have a party in mc donalds, times are tough and with your father leaving there aint much money to spare, so just hang in there, you got your family well kinda, and thats all that matters.

I love nubs who talk shit

IT HAS BEGUN!

SPIDERGOATS ARE TAKING OVER

THIS IS NOTHING BUT A PRE-GOAT SPIDER!!111!1!11

MAY B

sp0rk']yes

 

i talk shit to psychobud cuz i just cant think of anything else to say to him :(

 

:angel:

 

 

LOL sp0rkeh...at least you, NWA, and a couple others use your brains when harrassing people :smile:

 

 

SG, that pic looks almost exactly like what was on the dude's ass...nasty, ain't it?

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