So, anyway, here's the story:

 

Once upon a time, there was this girl. We talked for a while and then she started ignoring me. You never cross teh Zodiac, because one day I will get my revenge. Anyway, so I found out thru this person, whom I shall only call Anon, that her grandmother died in the garage of her house. Seeing this as a perfect opertunity to be a perfectly good asshole, a friend of mine and I IMed her. What did we say?

 

"HOWS UR GRANDMOTHER, K? I HEAR THE GARAGE FLOOR IS COLD THIS TIME OF THIS SEASON"

 

This pissed her off to no extent.

 

I've been recieving threatening phonecalls from her dad saying he's going to kick my ass and/or bring the athorities to my house. Boo hoo. Too bad they don't know where I live and lack the abilities to search a public info database. They just want to reverse phone. They keep asking for my home phone. After failing to get it, the girl IMed me. This is some of the stuff she said in the convo.

 

silent noir x (1:51:27 PM): Ryan I want your address. I want to know what the fuck posessed you and your dumb little friend Todd to say such a fucking hurtful thing to me.

 

 

 

Silent Noir X : Your address is so I can come over and personally hear from you what makes you think you have any right to say such a thing.

 

ZodiacNN88 (1:57:44 PM): For one, I don't see what difference it makes if someone tells you online or if I tell you in person. And another, I'm not going to invite anyone over, nor give out my address. If you, and/or anyone else, comes over, depending on cirumstance, I have the right to abide by the Florida Castle law. So, honestly, I'd make decisions wisely.

 

Silent Noir X (2:06:34 PM): You know what, Ryan. I don't have time, nor patience to deal with your petty bullshit. I don't think that that little shit Todd Kelly or his brother would pull your name out of a hat. Obviously people wouldn't be protecting you so much if you didn't have any involvement. I'm sure you did it, and you're the one that has to live with that. All you can do is make little quips about the death of someone close to someone you don't even know. Well,consider this, Ryan Kirby, I have all of the nice little e-mails that you've sent me over the past few days. There must be at least 70 of them. I'm sure the FBI would love to get their hands on someone trying to sent out malicious viruses. Wipe your hard drive out and crawl back into the little hole in the Hot Topic wall you came from. Oh yeah, don't forget to cry over all of your exes.. Don't ever call, write, e-mail, anything again. I will involve the authorites. I'm pretty sure that isn't a threat.

 

=[ I guess I've been sending her emails with viruses. Too bad I don't even know her email =[. I'm gonna crawl back into the hole in the Hot Topic wall I came from, now and wait for her dad to come kick my ass. lol Good times.

 

PECAE OUT CUB SCOUT!!11

i let out 1/2 a laugh

YHAHahaha I don't fucking care. The point is, I have some 50 year old after my ass for making fun of his dead mommy.

YHAHahaha I don't fucking care. The point is, I have some 50 year old after my ass for making fun of his dead mommy.

 

rifk, he's going to call the cops on you for making fun of his dead mommy. That's hilarious shit. So you only know the girl online? Not personally?

rifk, he's going to call the cops on you for making fun of his dead mommy. That's hilarious shit. So you only know the girl online? Not personally?

 

I know her personally, and I have met her dad. They just don't know my address, nor homephone number.

your last name is kirby, therefore, you rwn all with your marshmallowy goodness

lol, hey, carry a mini recorder at all times. If her dad finds you, and trys to beat the shit out of you. Then you can get him in jail. PWNED.

the cops can't do anything and if they try give them doughnuts, and then go fuck the gma in the ass

 

KK

GG

LOLZ

ROOFLES

LOLERSKATES

ROOFLECOPTER

Where are the pics of the naked girl and the dead grandma, k?

:shifty: Grandmas are HAWT

I'm settin the webcam and some mics up, just incase anyone shows up. I'm gonna record the whole thing. It could get funny. =]

I'm settin the webcam and some mics up, just incase anyone shows up. I'm gonna record the whole thing. It could get funny. =]

 

Just make a shoutcast tv station(http://www.shoutcast.com) and give us the link and we'll all watch you as you get your ass kick live on the e-net :)

Just make a shoutcast tv station(http://www.shoutcast.com) and give us the link and we'll all watch you as you get your ass kick live on the e-net :)

 

 

Hahaha! 50 year old won't fuckin touch me. He could swing at me and I could shoot him, if I wanted. 9 years of martial arts, and the fact that I'm helluva lot healthier than him, says that I win the fight (and the fact I could kill him )

Hahaha! 50 year old won't fuckin touch me. He could swing at me and I could shoot him, if I wanted. 9 years of martial arts, and the fact that I'm helluva lot healthier than him, says that I win the fight (and the fact I could kill him )

 

 

Look out boys we have an internet tough guy threatening to kick a 50 y/o mans ass with his 9 years of martial arts skillZz.

 

 

I think you just like flirting with the girl..are you in 7th grade?

Hahaha! 50 year old won't fuckin touch me. He could swing at me and I could shoot him, if I wanted. 9 years of martial arts, and the fact that I'm helluva lot healthier than him, says that I win the fight (and the fact I could kill him )

 

i thought your balls aint dropped. so that means youre 15 at the oldest, which means 50 yr old > you. idiot.

So, anyway, here's the story:

 

Once upon a time, there was this girl. We talked for a while and then she started ignoring me. You never cross teh Zodiac, because one day I will get my revenge. Anyway, so I found out thru this person, whom I shall only call Anon, that her grandmother died in the garage of her house. Seeing this as a perfect opertunity to be a perfectly good asshole, a friend of mine and I IMed her. What did we say?

 

"HOWS UR GRANDMOTHER, K? I HEAR THE GARAGE FLOOR IS COLD THIS TIME OF THIS SEASON"

 

This pissed her off to no extent.

 

I've been recieving threatening phonecalls from her dad saying he's going to kick my ass and/or bring the athorities to my house. Boo hoo. Too bad they don't know where I live and lack the abilities to search a public info database. They just want to reverse phone. They keep asking for my home phone. After failing to get it, the girl IMed me. This is some of the stuff she said in the convo.

 

silent noir x (1:51:27 PM): Ryan I want your address. I want to know what the fuck posessed you and your dumb little friend Todd to say such a fucking hurtful thing to me.

 

 

 

Silent Noir X : Your address is so I can come over and personally hear from you what makes you think you have any right to say such a thing.

 

ZodiacNN88 (1:57:44 PM): For one, I don't see what difference it makes if someone tells you online or if I tell you in person. And another, I'm not going to invite anyone over, nor give out my address. If you, and/or anyone else, comes over, depending on cirumstance, I have the right to abide by the Florida Castle law. So, honestly, I'd make decisions wisely.

 

Silent Noir X (2:06:34 PM): You know what, Ryan. I don't have time, nor patience to deal with your petty bullshit. I don't think that that little shit Todd Kelly or his brother would pull your name out of a hat. Obviously people wouldn't be protecting you so much if you didn't have any involvement. I'm sure you did it, and you're the one that has to live with that. All you can do is make little quips about the death of someone close to someone you don't even know. Well,consider this, Ryan Kirby, I have all of the nice little e-mails that you've sent me over the past few days. There must be at least 70 of them. I'm sure the FBI would love to get their hands on someone trying to sent out malicious viruses. Wipe your hard drive out and crawl back into the little hole in the Hot Topic wall you came from. Oh yeah, don't forget to cry over all of your exes.. Don't ever call, write, e-mail, anything again. I will involve the authorites. I'm pretty sure that isn't a threat.

 

=[ I guess I've been sending her emails with viruses. Too bad I don't even know her email =[. I'm gonna crawl back into the hole in the Hot Topic wall I came from, now and wait for her dad to come kick my ass. lol Good times.

 

PECAE OUT CUB SCOUT!!11

 

 

stay home/inside and rage 1.6 with me k

stop being a pussy. put a couple motion detecting webcams set to record around your house, then tell them your address. thats what i would do, honestly.

 

then i would take whatever gun you have access too, and sit on the couch and watch tv, hopeing the dad would show up. if he tried to invite himself in, shoot him in the nuts.

 

if he fucks with your place or sends some goons to fuck with it, txt msg the girl again and let her know that she needs to grab some money to bail her dad out of jail. in any case, i wouldnt stop fucking with them about her grandma

 

doubly owned.

 

/serious

Zodiac personally i think your fucked up in the head because some girl wouldn't go after your ugly ass after you freaked her out

Wipe your hard drive out and crawl back into the little hole in the Hot Topic wall you came from.

 

P.S. hahahahahah EMO BITCH

you honestly expect me to read that novel that and believe it ?

 

 

you lost me at "Once upon a time..... bla bla bla"

heklim']stop being a pussy. put a couple motion detecting webcams set to record around your house, then tell them your address. thats what i would do, honestly.

 

then i would take whatever gun you have access too, and sit on the couch and watch tv, hopeing the dad would show up. if he tried to invite himself in, shoot him in the nuts.

 

if he fucks with your place or sends some goons to fuck with it, txt msg the girl again and let her know that she needs to grab some money to bail her dad out of jail. in any case, i wouldnt stop fucking with them about her grandma

 

doubly owned.

 

/serious

 

 

Someone gave her my address, but noone's come out here yet. I'm waiting.

i thought your balls aint dropped. so that means youre 15 at the oldest, which means 50 yr old > you. idiot.

 

 

rifl!! that joke sticks with me forever.

 

No. I'm 18 and enlistee for the USMC. Gg moron. My p33nor > yuo

That florida castle law thing made me rofl irl. shoot her dad and post pics k?

That florida castle law thing made me rofl irl. shoot her dad and post pics k?

 

:jerkit:

That florida castle law thing made me rofl irl. shoot her dad and post pics k?

 

 

Yeah. They got my house phone number and my address but still haven't showed up. But if he does come by and start shit, I'll shoot/stab him and take pics =]

She's gonna call the FBI because of a dead grandma joke?

 

Rofl this thread ownz