Posted December 4, 200519 yr (21:19:47) Mythix: oh dude get this. (21:19:58) Mythix: My roommates aunt knew this girl right. (21:20:08) Mythix: she met a guy at the bar, took him home, gave him some head (21:20:13) Mythix: couple weeks later (21:20:19) Mythix: she noticed this white shit around her mouth (21:20:24) TheSickEmpire: wtf (21:20:28) Mythix: so she went into the doctor and told him about this (21:20:34) Mythix: the doctor was like.. those are maggots. (21:20:37) TheSickEmpire: LOL (21:20:37) Mythix: she was like (21:20:38) TheSickEmpire: OWNED (21:20:39) Mythix: How the fuck (21:20:41) Mythix: hes ilke (21:20:49) Mythix: the only way you can get those, if the guy has fucked dead people. (21:20:56) TheSickEmpire: ROFL (21:21:06) Mythix: a week later she found out the guys parents owned a mortuary (21:21:06) TheSickEmpire: OMFG (21:21:14) TheSickEmpire: OMFGLOL DUDE rofl
December 4, 200519 yr lmfao didn't she clue in that he was limp the whole time she was sucking his cock? :poke:
December 4, 200519 yr lmfao didn't she clue in that he was limp the whole time she was sucking his cock? :poke: didnt you read the post you n00ble.......she didnt fuck a dead guy......the guy she gave head to was fucking dead people and had maggot eggs on his pen0r. :O_o:
December 4, 200519 yr Author so then why was the thread's title "Guy fucks dead people."? Because he fucked dead people.
December 4, 200519 yr so then why was the thread's title "Guy fucks dead people."? It isn't brain surgery. Guy fucks Corpse. Girl Fucks Guy Girl gets Maggot Infestation.
December 4, 200519 yr http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/kr0nikaldro420/fromtheinternet5ra0es.jpg rifk!
December 4, 200519 yr theMinkey']ive heard this story before its a myth so be it the all mighty is correct
December 4, 200519 yr http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/kr0nikaldro420/fromtheinternet5ra0es.jpg lmao look its the real Neo...from the matrix B-) He owns
December 4, 200519 yr didnt you read the post you n00ble.......she didnt fuck a dead guy......the guy she gave head to was fucking dead people and had maggot eggs on his pen0r. :O_o: ROFLOLOFLROLF!@FDOLFOLRODLRODFLODO!!!\\\
December 4, 200519 yr http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/kr0nikaldro420/fromtheinternet5ra0es.jpg Lewl.
December 4, 200519 yr http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/kr0nikaldro420/fromtheinternet5ra0es.jpg lol he has intarweb gun
December 4, 200519 yr Its an old urban legend, you know the kind where the story begins "My hairdresser's cousin's friend's aunt knew this girl who........" Its not true, its probably not even possible since the eggs wouldnt be just chilling in her mouth. And who the fuck sees white stuff and says OMG WTF I SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR CAUSE IAM TO FUCKING RETARDED TO SEE THE MAGGOTS CRAWLING ON MY FACE AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS!
