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to rage without cheats:

 

bind "mouse1" "+attack;say IM SHOOTING MY GUN! GET OUT OF THE WAY UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE ROFL"

bind "r" "+reload;say IM RELOADING! COVER MY PLZPZPLZPLZPLPLZ"

bind "alt" "+duck IM DUCKING! THAT MEANS IM TAKING COVER OR AIMING TO SHOOT yOU"

bind "ctrl "+jump;say IM FLYING! HAHAHHA RORORORFLFLFLFL"

(note: i play with a wierd button config)

 

I call this noob hack, everyone will get really pissed off with you, but you dont get banned aslong as you claim to be ignorant. you get people spamming "type unbind all in the console" and stuff, but all you have to do is say stuff like "my console isnt working". ive used this on a server and someone called me a nigger and the admin banned him. people will tk you somtimes, but then the nice people on the server will take revenge on your behalf.

 

you can kick it up a notch by mixing it with respawn hack, skin hack, metacheats and playing "what is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more" in the mic.

hehe, nice idea :grinthumb
Already been done with voice commands.
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this is different from the voice ones, the aim of this is to be annoyingly newbish. this meathod causes complex social problems within a server rather then outright annoying everyone with obvious radio spam or plaiyng a song down the mic. It pits the sympathetic newbie saving heros against the intollerent newb killers and causes all sorts of problems.

bind w "+forward; SAY I AM MOVING FORWARD"

bind s "+back; say I AM MOVING BACKWARD"

bind a "+left; IM TURNING LEFT"

bind d "+right; say IM TURNING RIGHT"

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bind w "+forward; SAY I AM MOVING FORWARD"

bind s "+back; say I AM MOVING BACKWARD"

bind a "+left; IM TURNING LEFT"

bind d "+right; say IM TURNING RIGHT"

 

yeah thats fun too, you'll get loads of people correcting you though with "its strafing, not turning"

just be careful from being booted off the server for overflow.

w0rd.

 

"Stop flooding server."

"You have been kicked for flooding server."

bind "mouse1" "+attack;say IM SHOOTING MY GUN! GET OUT OF THE WAY UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE ROFL"

bind "r" "+reload;say IM RELOADING! COVER MY PLZPZPLZPLZPLPLZ"

bind "alt" "+duck IM DUCKING! THAT MEANS IM TAKING COVER OR AIMING TO SHOOT yOU"

bind "ctrl "+jump;say IM FLYING! HAHAHHA RORORORFLFLFLFL"

 

ahahahaha

YOU DONT NEED CHEATS TO RAGE??!??!?!!?!! OMG ITS LIKE<<< I DONT KNOW<>< THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!
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you dont even need stuff like that, just start spamming "HEY ADMIN XXXXX CALLED ME A MEXICAN JEW LIZARD WHEN WE DIED! I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT! HES A RACIST! BAN HIM" at the beginign of each round

 

infact, you dont even need the admin to be there, just start spamming XXX is a racist and watch the server implode

what ive been doing lately works pretty well too

 

i go in a server and blatantly cheat: wallhack, respawn, speedhack, aimbot

 

if ppl say i speedhack i tell them im lagged horribly and that they just suck

i constantly tell the other team they suck and that im the best cs player on the server, and that im not cheating they just suck

 

ppl get pissed and try to argue with you and say that you suck, that you're not lagged, you're obviously cheating

 

also this is funny if you use the nick God cuz then u can say im not cheating im god i dont need cheats

 

also radio spam works great for pissing off your own team

I usually radio spam,block doors and camp,i think camping/tea party's r the best way to rage em,its only a matter of time.

:ughwtf:

 

You mean all this time I stop, say "im gonna shoot now", was a complete waste?? bless the binds.

"ppl get pissed and try to argue with you and say that you suck, that you're not lagged, you're obviously cheating"

 

You can get more rage if you just admit it, b/c then there is nothing they can do.

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