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Since its almost that time of the year again. But I was jw, what is the worst present you have ever gotten?

 

Me, I once got a lava lamp that was really cheap and when it heated up it cracked and shot glass, water, and lava liquid all over my bed and desk.

I had a huge present, opened it up and it was a piece of firewood, with Final Fantasy X-2 inside
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I had a huge present, opened it up and it was a piece of firewood, with Final Fantasy X-2 inside

 

FFX-2, harsh

last year i got a total of $400, from all families

 

they asked me what i want,

i tell them money so i can buy what i want.

they dont have a problem with that

damn some of those presents must of sucked ass lol.....for me a cat...wtf? it died 2 weeks later.....=]
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damn some of those presents must of sucked ass lol.....for me a cat...wtf? it died 2 weeks later.....=]

 

 

ROFL, did you forget to take it out of the box or something?

I got a pair of gerbils that I really didn't want... and of coruse they were male and female. After about 2 litters I decided to get a cornsnake, which I named boris. Needless to say, boris was well fed and I never spent a dollar on any little critters for him to consume.

well fucking last year i got xbox live 12 month subscription , a new dlink router, and combat flight simulator 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WELL

 

1. Xbox live didnt work, my xbox is so SHITTY (1st version) that it doesnt work with any of that network plug BULLSHIT

 

2. dlink router = didnt work with my xbox, so it was useless

 

3. combat flight simulator didnt work because i was on my sisters shitty computer last year and it didnt work

 

 

 

 

SO, none of my fuckin shit work last year, none of it. and besides, I only got like 200$ back for that shit

 

 

 

 

 

HOWS THAT FOR A BAD CHRISTMAS

well fucking last year i got xbox live 12 month subscription , a new dlink router, and combat flight simulator 3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WELL

 

1. Xbox live didnt work, my xbox is so SHITTY (1st version) that it doesnt work with any of that network plug BULLSHIT

 

2. dlink router = didnt work with my xbox, so it was useless

 

3. combat flight simulator didnt work because i was on my sisters shitty computer last year and it didnt work

 

 

 

 

SO, none of my fuckin shit work last year, none of it. and besides, I only got like 200$ back for that shit

 

 

 

 

 

HOWS THAT FOR A BAD CHRISTMAS

 

 

wow that does pretty much suck 100% :boo:

I got a pair of gerbils that I really didn't want... and of coruse they were male and female. After about 2 litters I decided to get a cornsnake, which I named boris. Needless to say, boris was well fed and I never spent a dollar on any little critters for him to consume.

 

if this is true it is one of the funniest things ever told

for me, clothes, alot of huge baggy sweaters from older members of the family were given one year

now i ask for money or only specific things like skate wheels ect.

last year i got a total of $400, from all families

 

they asked me what i want,

i tell them money so i can buy what i want.

they dont have a problem with that

exactly what i do, i hate getting random shit...

if this is true it is one of the funniest things ever told

for me, clothes, alot of huge baggy sweaters from older members of the family were given one year

now i ask for money or only specific things like skate wheels ect.

 

 

all the truth my friend :) As Boris ate the little pinkies, that was pretty sweet to watch... like your own discovery chan show in your room ;P

Mine:

 

My sister got fucking 500 bucks in gifts from my aunts and i got a fucking 30 dollar Greatest Hits game..it was sly cooper, i went upstars to play it, and i broke it because it sucked shit

 

My Sister:

 

A sony rio mp3 player (one of the first mp3 players in the world) never worked, we took it back and they said merry christmas to us.

OMG OMG TEH WERST PRESENT I EVER GOT WAS A 12INCH STUDDED BLACK GYRATING DILDO, IT WAS SSSSSSOOO EFFIN GHEY I WANTED THE 24INCH DOUBLE ENDER WITH VIBRATION AND JAMES HETFEILD'S VOICE WHISPEREING "I APPRECIATE YOU" TAHT WOULDA BEEN SO EEFFIN SWEET
OMG OMG TEH WERST PRESENT I EVER GOT WAS A 12INCH STUDDED BLACK GYRATING DILDO, IT WAS SSSSSSOOO EFFIN GHEY I WANTED THE 24INCH DOUBLE ENDER WITH VIBRATION AND JAMES HETFEILD'S VOICE WHISPEREING "I APPRECIATE YOU" TAHT WOULDA BEEN SO EEFFIN SWEET

 

remember emo; when you slit your wrist go with the viens...

:gives:

meh last year i got a JT Quadra paintball gun, good but the fact is i played with it in a light rain and it broke.

 

i was pissed, at least i shot 2 kids and their dad before my gun broke and i got shot dead in the left eye of my mask

My uncle got me a fukin robosapian a while ago that pissed me off because i would have preffered the cash

 

This year looks good though i am gettin the best alienware desktop.

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