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so, i'm either going to go out and party with my friends or go to work in my gay ass restaurant job...decisions decisions...

 

also, i do have a pretty bad cold and probably shouldn't be handling food, but the manager (who i'm pretty sure cross dresses in his spare time) demands that i come in or give him a doctor's note. fuck that ******, i'm gettin crunk. so, it's either i visit my doctor and explain the situation and have him give me one because he's a pretty laid back guy or i just forge one on my own. i'm leaning towards the second option, so who's done this kind of thing before?

 

btw, the person who can legitimately help me gets a little thing i like to call the famous barleyhops sig

Well hey,

 

For Doctors notes, I believe he has those papers in his office. I believe you should go to your doctor. Tell him your boss is a workhappy asshole and he will make you work with your cold or not. Tell your doctor that you cannot handle food with your cold. He will understand, and would not other to get sick (Unless of course, they went to him and he got buisness out of it). Thats probaly your best shot. If your forge it, and you get fucked, then your fucked. But thats why I always know when to pull out, so give it a shot okay? :naughty:

so, i'm either going to go out and party with my friends or go to work in my gay ass restaurant job...decisions decisions...

 

also, i do have a pretty bad cold and probably shouldn't be handling food, but the manager (who i'm pretty sure cross dresses in his spare time) demands that i come in or give him a doctor's note. fuck that ******, i'm gettin crunk. so, it's either i visit my doctor and explain the situation and have him give me one because he's a pretty laid back guy or i just forge one on my own. i'm leaning towards the second option, so who's done this kind of thing before?

 

btw, the person who can legitimately help me gets a little thing i like to call the famous barleyhops sig

 

Claim that you cannot afford a doctor because you are working at a restraunte.

 

Then proceede to tell him that if he forces you to work when you have a cold, that both you and him could be responseable for anyone that would be hurt due to your cold.

 

For example what happens if you get some old lady sick and she dies ??? Thats a tort and probly would be clasified as manslauter for you.

 

It is better for the buisness if you do not work today.

 

If he persists, tell him that you will report him to the owner or his manager, while simotaniously contacting OSHA.

Claim that you cannot afford a doctor because you are working at a restraunte.

 

Then proceede to tell him that if he forces you to work when you have a cold, that both you and him could be responseable for anyone that would be hurt due to your cold.

 

For example what happens if you get some old lady sick and she dies ??? Thats a tort and probly would be clasified as manslauter for you.

 

It is better for the buisness if you do not work today.

 

If he persists, tell him that you will report him to the owner or his manager, while simotaniously contacting OSHA.

 

Your late, I allready posted something similar to that <333333 my pen0r is w3t f0r you k?

Claim that you cannot afford a doctor because you are working at a restraunte.

 

Then proceede to tell him that if he forces you to work when you have a cold, that both you and him could be responseable for anyone that would be hurt due to your cold.

 

For example what happens if you get some old lady sick and she dies ??? Thats a tort and probly would be clasified as manslauter for you.

 

It is better for the buisness if you do not work today.

 

If he persists, tell him that you will report him to the owner or his manager, while simotaniously contacting OSHA.

 

pretty much sums it up.

 

Forge it if you're good at it, go to doctor if you think boss'll sniff out a forged note.

 

Btw, RN did you ever give that girl her myspace back? ahaha

i got a big fat stinky raging hardon for all the responses, meet @ my place @ 8 for gay sekcs k?

 

 

Sorry, I don't dig getting a cock in my ass. Me and you can be the ones packing the fudge kk? sounds good <3

']pretty much sums it up.

 

Forge it if you're good at it, go to doctor if you think boss'll sniff out a forged note.

 

Btw, RN did you ever give that girl her myspace back? ahaha

 

yea, i gave it back.... she met my demands :):lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

yea, i gave it back.... she met my demands :):lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Sig picture = demand no. 1 ?

 

:D

What you do is you get a doctor's note, scan it at a high res (800 dpi), open up photoshop, change the date, and then you print it on some of that really thick coloured paper that you buy at Staples. If you want, I can give you one for an orthodontist. I like using that because teacher's don't usually ask what was wrong, so there is no story to bullshit your way through.
so, i'm either going to go out and party with my friends or go to work in my gay ass restaurant job...decisions decisions...

 

also, i do have a pretty bad cold and probably shouldn't be handling food, but the manager (who i'm pretty sure cross dresses in his spare time) demands that i come in or give him a doctor's note. fuck that ******, i'm gettin crunk. so, it's either i visit my doctor and explain the situation and have him give me one because he's a pretty laid back guy or i just forge one on my own. i'm leaning towards the second option, so who's done this kind of thing before?

 

btw, the person who can legitimately help me gets a little thing i like to call the famous barleyhops sig

 

LAN-PARTYS ARE FOR TEH KOOL

LAN-PARTYS ARE FOR TEH KOOL

Shouldn't you be out lifting weights with your shirt off?

how bout saying

 

"Can I have a doctors note pls?"

 

Hey A.D.D kid can i be on your <3 list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wow:

Shouldn't you be out lifting weights with your shirt off?

 

haha! This guy actually did post a picture of himself on the 1st post-pics thread; and he was lifting weights, with his shirt off. Which makes your comment even more "lol"

Just walk into a doctors office in the afternoon saying that you forgot your doctors note when you came in that mornining. They don't think twice about it.
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