This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

 

 

Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

 

 

 

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

 

 

 

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

 

 

 

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

 

 

 

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX

292-1085 [email protected]

 

 

 

 

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.

 

 

 

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"

 

 

 

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

 

 

 

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

 

 

 

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.

 

 

 

Try it; What have you got to lose?

What's worse than emails like this is the fact that people believe this shit. Kinda like that AIM one a while back...

I gave up after "This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works".

Wow..... lawl at the email tracking

IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 100 PEOPLE I WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE, RAPE YOUR FAMILY, GUT YOU, HANG YOU OUT YOUR WINDOW BEFORE CARVING SATANIC VERSES INTO YOUR TORSO AND CHOPPING OFF YOU HEAD OMG YOU ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES TO DO IT!!!111one

My personal favorite

 

DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENTS...5 PPL ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN UR ADDRESS. WHAT DO U HAVE TO LOSE? UR LIFE. PLZ REPOST! THANK YOU AND HAVE A MEANINGFUL REST OF YOUR DAY

 

 

 

Sorry, but because u opened this you will die in 3 days. sorry. the only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes. good luck

 

By opening this chainmail u have been given bad luck for 2 months. If u repost this message then the bad luck will turn good.

 

Here are the rules.

 

1)Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap. The more people that you trick, the better luck you will have

MAKE A TITLE TO THROW SOMEONE OFF!!!!!

My personal favorite

OMFG U FUCKIN CURSED ME ***GOT WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO THAT FOR OMG IM GONNA DIE NOW

if you post this within 13 seconds... 1-3 inches of snow tom. (2-hr delay)

if you post this within 12 seconds... 3-4 inches of snow tom. (no school)

if you post this within 11 seconds... 4-5 inches of snow tom. (no school)

if you post this within 10 seconds... NO SCHOOL, and FOOT of snow will be granted to you tomorrow!

 

now, hurry your ass up and repost as:

"SNOW, NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!"

good luck~

i got this a few days ago