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"Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
Most stupid quote of a some-what lame movie

 

Wow, congrats, did your mom go to work finally so that you could watch your downloaded R rated movies without getting in trouble?

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Wow, congrats, did your mom go to work finally so that you could watch your downloaded R rated movies without getting in trouble?

 

you must be loner, never watched team america

 

or you just take prozac and just sit in front of your computer after school till your bed time

when you can put on your favourite pokemon pajamas then you need to take out a new huggies for your lil bed time problem,

then you need mommy to read you a story of "how brave your dad is by ditching your family in order to overcome his crack addiction"

someday you dreamt of your dad and hated him because of what he did to you when you were little, sexually assaulted you

by making his lil tiny cock in your butthole when you started crying like a lil bitch but as your daddy thrusting his cock,

you felt the anal pleasure and you proceed to moan like a bitch, then you wake up and wondering where your dad is

you must be loner, never watched team america

 

or you just take prozac and just sit in front of your computer after school till your bed time

when you can put on your favourite pokemon pajamas then you need to take out a new huggies for your lil bed time problem,

then you need mommy to read you a story of "how brave your dad is by ditching your family in order to overcome his crack addiction"

someday you dreamt of your dad and hated him because of what he did to you when you were little, sexually assaulted you

by making his lil tiny cock in your butthole when you started crying like a lil bitch but as your daddy thrusting his cock,

you felt the anal pleasure and you proceed to moan like a bitch, then you wake up and wondering where your dad is

 

damn, tampon, most raged I have ever seen anyone get next to niccuh, gj marcopolo

you must be loner, never watched team america

 

or you just take prozac and just sit in front of your computer after school till your bed time

when you can put on your favourite pokemon pajamas then you need to take out a new huggies for your lil bed time problem,

then you need mommy to read you a story of "how brave your dad is by ditching your family in order to overcome his crack addiction"

someday you dreamt of your dad and hated him because of what he did to you when you were little, sexually assaulted you

by making his lil tiny cock in your butthole when you started crying like a lil bitch but as your daddy thrusting his cock,

you felt the anal pleasure and you proceed to moan like a bitch, then you wake up and wondering where your dad is

 

 

LOL, you are just mad because I was right.

 

Also ty termite, I think b0x still wins though (at being raged).

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i wasn't raged.. i was just typing all that bullshit because i was so stoned and i just typed out what i imagined of how pathetic your life is by setting in front of computer after school, then you proceed to talk to your so called "interweb friends" which in reality you have no friends in all, you act all friendly and close but you never met in real life then before bed time you says "good night sweety" to your interweb girlfriend. you have cyber-sex with her already and it turned out she was a guy, dressing up like a woman, with a small dick that you can barely see, just like yours, someday you wish you'd get a penis pump to temporary make your small dick bigger then it went flat out small as soon as you take 10 seconds to cum all over the keyboard, then you didn't want to clean it up so you decided to lick it, after licking the button "G", "A", "Y", you started to like the taste so you grab a cup of glasses then you decided to masterbate, which took you another 30 seconds to cum, you sip it then you smell the taste of cum, then you think of the time when you found your mom's dildo in her closet, while you were going through her closet, you found a pretty dress she wores to family dinner so you decided to put it on, you looked good in it because you're only 5'5 tall and weights 100lbs like a little girl. you found a pantyhose hanging by her shoes, you felt the pantyhose and it was smooth so you decided to put it on and when it was touching against your small dick you cum within 5 seconds as you tried to walk like a girl in front of the mirror

 

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i wasn't raged.. i was just typing all that bullshit because i was so stoned and i just typed out what i imagined of how pathetic your life is by setting in front of computer after school, then you proceed to talk to your so called "interweb friends" which in reality you have no friends in all, you act all friendly and close but you never met in real life then before bed time you says "good night sweety" to your interweb girlfriend. you have cyber-sex with her already and it turned out she was a guy, dressing up like a woman, with a small dick that you can barely see, just like yours, someday you wish you'd get a penis pump to temporary make your small dick bigger then it went flat out small as soon as you take 10 seconds to cum all over the keyboard, then you didn't want to clean it up so you decided to lick it, after licking the button "G", "A", "Y", you started to like the taste so you grab a cup of glasses then you decided to masterbate, which took you another 30 seconds to cum, you sip it then you smell the taste of cum, then you think of the time when you found your mom's dildo in her closet, while you were going through her closet, you found a pretty dress she wores to family dinner so you decided to put it on, you looked good in it because you're only 5'5 tall and weights 100lbs like a little girl. you found a pantyhose hanging by her shoes, you felt the pantyhose and it was smooth so you decided to put it on and when it was touching against your small dick you cum within 5 seconds as you tried to walk like a girl in front of the mirror

 

more info later

didn't read past you have no life because you sit in a computer because the irony almost killed me

i wasn't raged.. i was just typing all that bullshit because i was so stoned and i just typed out what i imagined of how pathetic your life is by setting in front of computer after school, then you proceed to talk to your so called "interweb friends" which in reality you have no friends in all, you act all friendly and close but you never met in real life then before bed time you says "good night sweety" to your interweb girlfriend. you have cyber-sex with her already and it turned out she was a guy, dressing up like a woman, with a small dick that you can barely see, just like yours, someday you wish you'd get a penis pump to temporary make your small dick bigger then it went flat out small as soon as you take 10 seconds to cum all over the keyboard, then you didn't want to clean it up so you decided to lick it, after licking the button "G", "A", "Y", you started to like the taste so you grab a cup of glasses then you decided to masterbate, which took you another 30 seconds to cum, you sip it then you smell the taste of cum, then you think of the time when you found your mom's dildo in her closet, while you were going through her closet, you found a pretty dress she wores to family dinner so you decided to put it on, you looked good in it because you're only 5'5 tall and weights 100lbs like a little girl. you found a pantyhose hanging by her shoes, you felt the pantyhose and it was smooth so you decided to put it on and when it was touching against your small dick you cum within 5 seconds as you tried to walk like a girl in front of the mirror

 

more info later

 

 

MARCOPOLLO FUCKING OWNS AND RAGES YOU.

 

good work marcopollo

holy crap stop writing big ass posts tampon, you expect us to read that?
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not really i dont give a fuck, its the interweb, what do you expect with people starting e-drama or trying to act cool and tought over the interweb

when they are a little closet faggot in real life, it's people like this needs to suicide

with less faggots around the world....

 

aww fuck it too lazy to type this time, burning out from weed

i was just typing all that bullshit because i was so stoned

 

 

oh wow your SOOOOOOOOO COOL now that i knew you were stone and on the int3rn3t typing out random hillarious shit and then coming back later to brag about how you were stoned over the internet. christ teach me

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it's really easy

 

first, you find a dealer and buy 1/8th of good bud, for price depends on your location, usually goes from 25 to 35 if your in canada

 

second, you proceed to get some rolling paper (they have them at corner stores)

 

third, break up the bud to small pieces or nearly powder, make no stem in it

 

forth, learn how to roll from here

 

fifth, take out a lighter and spark the joint

 

sixth, proceed to take big tokes and hold it for 2~3 seconds for best effect, if your gonna choke like a bitch, prepare a glass of cold drink (vodka pefered). so do inhale, exhale, and repeatly till the joint is done

 

seventh, open your favourite browser, type in "http://forums.myg0t.com"

 

and there... a stoners guide to visit myg0t forum :happysad:

rifk, I didn't even have to say anything. I'm flamed out anyways, aster that dumbass cs kid "RANCID".
im raged by how many agree with marco just because hes marco. gj tampon, keep writing those novels.
it's really easy

 

first, you find a dealer and buy 1/8th of good bud, for price depends on your location, usually goes from 25 to 35 if your in canada

 

second, you proceed to get some rolling paper (they have them at corner stores)

 

third, break up the bud to small pieces or nearly powder, make no stem in it

 

forth, learn how to roll from here

 

fifth, take out a lighter and spark the joint

 

sixth, proceed to take big tokes and hold it for 2~3 seconds for best effect, if your gonna choke like a bitch, prepare a glass of cold drink (vodka pefered). so do inhale, exhale, and repeatly till the joint is done

 

seventh, open your favourite browser, type in "http://forums.myg0t.com"

 

and there... a stoners guide to visit myg0t forum :happysad:

 

 

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

LONG ASS POSTS

Wow, your so gay.

 

 

WRONG. He is sooo cool becuase he can come onto the forums and brag about how high he was. not gay, no, cool, yes.

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