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I'm looking for ideas on how to rage some or all of my family when we all have to get together for Christmas. Please share your most demeted Christmas family rage ideas... kthxbye
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Hang yourself on Christmas Eve with a note saying "Merry Christmas" and in little letters "www.myg0t.com"

 

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Neither one of those would result in rage, you fucking dumbasses. Google "rage" then come back with REAL ideas on how I can rage my whole entire family.
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You worthless ***gots just don't have any idea what the Christmas season is about: It's about sharing. Share your rage ideas or be ***gotly introverted.
You worthless ***gots just don't have any idea what the Christmas season is about: It's about sharing. Share your rage ideas or be ***gotly introverted.

Okay so here goes. Stab your family.

If theres tags on the presents, switch them all around.
slit your wrists and jump on the table shouting reeeeee im santa

ftw

tell your family that you're gay. just incase they don't know about your gayness.
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I'm looking for ideas on how to rage some or all of my family when we all have to get together for Christmas. Please share your most demeted Christmas family rage ideas... kthxbye

you sir are a fucking moron:facesj:

Ok, even though you were a total asshole, I havea legitemit idea. While your family is sound asleep. Take all the presents and piss on them (except yours of course) and blame it on the dog/cat/youngest in the family.

They will be pissed (no pun intended) and most likely raged.

wear a dragon head mask, have sex with the turkey, video it, put it on google videos about a month later, and when they see you blowing into food they ate they will be raged.
when everyones at the table and someone gives you a gift or asks if you liked a particular gift say it sucked and that you have 3 already?
slit your wrists and jump on the table shouting reeeeee im santa

this made me rifk irl

Instead of taking some meatballs to your plate, succed in taking ALL the meatballs for yourself. this would rage the fuck out of me, scinse thats 1 out of 3 things i eat at the christmas table :(
Take some pudding (a shit ton of it) and put it in a bag, put the bag in someones pellow that you fucking hate, and open it a little, and wait to see what happens.
Hang yourself on Christmas Eve with a note saying "Merry Christmas" and in little letters "www.myg0t.com"

 

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grats :grin1:

meatballs for christmas dinner wtf seppos?

 

no seriously when your getting presents, for every present you get after you open it, look bored, throw the present on the floor and shout 'NEXT' (even if its a psp2 or an ipod or something gay but expensive) = parent r4ge

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