when i shove a buttplug up a woman's ass....it's like the 4th of july for them as

i trow my cock in'em....it drives them batty.

 

and so they call me the buttplug

To be honest, I have no idea.

Vomit:

 

Because it can be any colour of the rainbow <3

kthnx

When I started playing Quake 1 online when I was 7 years old, I was dumb and used my name Danny. Got old after a month and I seen how everyone elses nicknames were "cool" and "different" so I just started asking everyone what should a new nickname for me be. They said I had extremly fast reflexes and I never stopped jumping/moving like a speeding rabbit, so... ya guessed it, I choose Speedy. Then 1337 speak got pretty popular so I changed the name to Sp33dy a couple of months later. Kept the name ever since :)

I got it off that episode of selab. It didnt look so good so i made every other letter capitalized and made the O a 0 to make it look l33t (its not a zero on this forum because of a reason im not gona say YOUL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF NIGGA). Its supposed to be bizarro but i was retarded at the time so i misspeled it. Since its spelled with 2 Z's people often call me blizzard and im all leik WTF MY NAEM IS BIZZAR) REEEEEEEEEEEH.

BUTT_PLUG was the only reason I looked at this thread, his name is intriguing

 

I made God, God made earth ETC ETC, then he called me sheep and threw me down into Wales, so im chillin in wles and im makin an army to kik iz azz

 

+ Maggot, your name speaks for itself

Well since I created myg0t I am known as g0d. There is no god just a g0d.

 

Other reasoning is it is a commonly used password.

 

g0d wouldn't be up this late!!!11111

 

It is a 3 letter name so it's l33t.

 

I have had this nickname for years so I can't change it.

MAKONG']"omg OK MAN U ARE ACTULLIE MAKONG ME MAD" -- Don't fucking ask bitches.

 

haha just like "my got hacks"

because the name "squirrelly" was taken. if i made a new name it'd probably be something equally homosexual.

*real life hapenings in the text, mkay. *

 

I was in biology class, and it was boring ass hell. I started thinking about how id like to murder lets just cut it down to everyone that ever woke up in the morning. Anyway, i had this gay nickname AssasinX. Wrongfully spelled onpurpouse becouse g00gle said they had a AssassinX already so i thought if i misspell it i wont be such a bitch but the name sucked, and well nobody called me it anyway scinse it was lame. So i checked around and behind me where this big board of dead bugs framed in. The suckers where on nails and it looked really funny. Anyway i started looking for a cool bug ( haha yea wtf is a cool bug? ) and then i saw the Grave digger bug. ( swedish name anyway ) and the latin name for the Grave digger bug is Necrophorus. Which also means Grave digger and not just grave digger bug. So my nick has nothing to do with that ***gy german band or whatever. Ppl do call me necro irl, and the nick is 7 years old.

 

Sumarize yes thxyou: Latin for grave digger. Had it for 7 years.

 

( i feel d0wn will say something nice to me now ^^ )

 

nope i still think you're a ***, and nope i didnt read that fucking novel of an explaination, and a doubt anyone else on here did eitehr.

 

before i was g0t i was Drug Deala' w/ Down Syndrome on CS to rage people. when i joined myg0t i transfered to d0wn5yndr0me, then eventually to just d0wn, since everyone called me that anyways.

 

+e props to anyone around when i was d0wn5yndr0me

+ Maggot, your name speaks for itself

 

WUT YOO IMPLYING NIGGA?

WUT YOO IMPLYING NIGGA?

 

BLK ORGY ON DA HOUSE

Why do you think necrophorus is a *** d0wn? Personally i thought he was cus 1. his sig and 2. his general queerness.

i use this cuz its my name in real life

 

My name is Audio. OMFG FUCK tHE "O". I shot that bitch k? SO now we have Audi. uhhh...starr? well wtf, I like ninjas stars and shit. I throw them at my wall and stuff...so Audistarr. Why the extra "r"? Well why do nigga's exist? Because someone fucked up! <3

your sig is fucking strange

its my real life name

Funny English word.

 

 

It's "Bollocks"

its my real life name

I always thought it was the movie

i like to stretch the rim of gay men's assholes by penetrating it with my big fucking cock. hence the name Offender. i Offend your tight virgin anus.

last winter i was in new york city and i went to see "little shop of horrors" on broadway, and when they were taking their bows at the end, one of the guys came up (he was about 50ish, chubby englishman, quite cuddly and lovable) and started talking about some charity, and he threw in an impression of the musical "CATS!!!REEH REEH REEEH" *not real title, calling himself "mister barleyhops". I thoroughly enjoyed it, and hence my username was born.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WAS FUCKING THINKING WHEN I MADE MY SCREEN NAME

heh. I knew a guy who introduced me to IRC his named was bw, he changed it to bwoflove hence I copied him and changed mine from it's original CPUHaxxer name my friend made up to something even more homosexual. Since then people have been to lazy to call me by my whole name so they've used CPU, so that's what I go by now.

d0wn']nope i still think you're a ***, and nope i didnt read that fucking novel of an explaination, and a doubt anyone else on here did eitehr.

 

before i was g0t i was Drug Deala' w/ Down Syndrome on CS to rage people. when i joined myg0t i transfered to d0wn5yndr0me, then eventually to just d0wn, since everyone called me that anyways.

 

+e props to anyone around when i was d0wn5yndr0me

 

Exactly what i meant you would say d0wn. And your so cute, you dont even read the sumirazation. Thats so typically you. and i just <3 you more everytime you try to rage me. It dosnt work on me. :)

 

And ^bio^ you are a ***, and my sig is made for the soul purpose to piss ppl off, and it works as it sounds on your comment it worked. I mean, seriosuly bio, you got your name of ff7, which is a good game, but stealing names from a game is gay. Scinse its a fucking nickname, my friends call me necro irl. And i bet only your cocksucking ***got cirkus friends call you bio.

 

Anyway, i geuss ive been drinking about 16 beers by now, and its getting to me. So ill just say i love you all, and you can all go down on me because raging me has no point what so ever. Minkey tried, d0wn tried several times, and bio aswell. Everyone failed at getting me raged. Jimbob thinks he got close, but haha what a blooper. Anyway take care and suck big hairy cocks everybody. Ill be back later. Dont miss me to hard ok?

and my sig is made for the soul purpose to piss ppl off

 

Anyway, i geuss ive been drinking about 16 beers by now

 

ARTICLE 1: I DO BELIEVE IT IS SPELLED "SOLE" NOT "SOUL". A PROFESSED ANGSTY ATHEIST SUCH AS YOURSELF MAKING SUCH A MISTAKE IS NAUSEATINGLY IRONIC :}

 

ARTICLE 2: GETTING DRUNK IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER. YOU AREN'T MINKEY GETTING DRUNK ON HIS PARENTS MERLOT ON CAM, THUS YOU ARE A LOSER AND AN ALCOHOLIC.

 

ARTICLE 3: PEANUTS RHYMES WITH PENIS IF YOU SAY IT IN A FUNNY ACCENT

When I started playing on bnet like 5 years ago, I started off with some random name I just made up, then I started listening to Metallica, named after their song seek and destroy. Been using this name ever since.

Exactly what i meant you would say d0wn. And your so cute, you dont even read the sumirazation. Thats so typically you. and i just <3 you more everytime you try to rage me. It dosnt work on me. :)

 

And ^bio^ you are a ***, and my sig is made for the soul purpose to piss ppl off, and it works as it sounds on your comment it worked. I mean, seriosuly bio, you got your name of ff7, which is a good game, but stealing names from a game is gay. Scinse its a fucking nickname, my friends call me necro irl. And i bet only your cocksucking ***got cirkus friends call you bio.

 

Anyway, i geuss ive been drinking about 16 beers by now, and its getting to me. So ill just say i love you all, and you can all go down on me because raging me has no point what so ever. Minkey tried, d0wn tried several times, and bio aswell. Everyone failed at getting me raged. Jimbob thinks he got close, but haha what a blooper. Anyway take care and suck big hairy cocks everybody. Ill be back later. Dont miss me to hard ok?

 

no one else would read your long description, not becuase its too long, its just becuase no one gives a fuck about you. im not trying to rage you, i just dont like you, you are an unintelligent idiot. sorry <3