Posted December 28, 200519 yr Hello, Im new here [obviously, I got one post count] seams like a nice community, I hope to become a productive member, and yeah.
December 28, 200519 yr there is no need for a hello thread, enjoy your time in the myg0t forums you stupid jew! :happysad:
December 28, 200519 yr Nice community? You'd better start trolling and making yourself look retarded if you want to fit in here.
December 28, 200519 yr Author there is no need for a hello thread, enjoy your time in the myg0t forums you stupid jew! :happysad: Thanks, wait, Im a jew? [checks self] hmm, ok then. Nice community? You'd better start trolling and making yourself look retarded if you want to fit in here. Alright, how do I do that on an online forum?
December 28, 200519 yr Thanks, wait, Im a jew? [checks self] hmm, ok then.   Alright, how do I do that on an online forum?   Be an asshole to everyone. Anything anyone posts in any forum is either old, not funny, or of the homosexual persuasion. Bigotry always helps. Flame anyone with less than 20 posts consistently. Remember, if anyone posts thats not a g0t, or a high-poster/long-time joiner, they're ***gots, jews, ******s, or wetbacks.   ------  Either that or take my approach and type like you're intellectually superior to 95% of the forum, it helps if you are, but you can pretend.
December 28, 200519 yr Lol first 2 posts and that kids allready made an ass of himself. I suggest you leave, get a new email and make a new account. And this time learn from your mistakes and dont be a twat.
December 28, 200519 yr Author Be an asshole to everyone. Anything anyone posts in any forum is either old, not funny, or of the homosexual persuasion. Bigotry always helps. Flame anyone with less than 20 posts consistently. Remember, if anyone posts thats not a g0t, or a high-poster/long-time joiner, they're ***gots, jews, ******s, or wetbacks.   ------  Either that or take my approach and type like you're intellectually superior to 95% of the forum, it helps if you are, but you can pretend. So I can actualy call people who arent myg0ts, admins, mods or important fucking jews? or ***gots? is that allowed?
December 28, 200519 yr Yes, this is the myg0t forums. Where the general population pisses people off, has a combined IQ of 40, and couldn't tell a woman from a garden hose.
December 28, 200519 yr Author Yes, this is the myg0t forums. Where the general population pisses people off, has a combined IQ of 40, and couldn't tell a woman from a garden hose. Thanks for the heads up and all, one last question, do people who talk in l33t and say how much they "pwn n00bs" get owned here?  BTW, Can I say nigga and dike?
December 28, 200519 yr Thanks for the heads up and all, one last question, do people who talk in l33t and say how much they "pwn n00bs" get owned here?  BTW, Can I say nigga and dike? you can say whatever you want except ****** and ***got. no we dont talk about pwning noobs we talk about pissing people off, and random shit that only potheads truly care about. welcome to the fucking club.
December 28, 200519 yr You can say pretty much anything here. Just don't make a thread about myspace. And the people that talk in leet speak and such do indeed get owned unless they're part of the 'elite' groups I previously mentioned.
December 28, 200519 yr You see, without the helpfullness, the natural balance on this forum would be.. lost. I provide this balance with help, no bigotry, and big words, to balance out the trolls, ignorant cunts, and retarded twats.
December 28, 200519 yr A Night With Mel: A 'straight' man's fantasy comes true when he learns what it is to be taken completely by another man. In In the past couple years I started visiting bi and gay men's websites in the hope of finding a like minded guy I could feel comfortable meeting. I saw Mel's ad and decided to respond. His ad wasn't too racy or raunchy and I felt comfortable in making contact. We decided to meet when I was in his city overnight for work and would have a hotel room. The plan was for he and I to meet at a bar near my hotel. We would have a few drinks and then see how things went from there. The day we had arranged to meet I was nervous and excited all day. The thought of what we might do gave my tingles of excitement right through my groin. After a day of meetings which I'll admit I was very distracted during I finally made my way back to my hotel. I quickly showered and changed and made my way over to the bar were we had arranged to meet. I was over 30 minutes early and decided to get a couple stiff drinks into me before he arrived to calm myself down a little. When Mel walked in I instantly recognized him from his description. He is about 5'11 with blond hair, blue eyes and a medium but powerful looking build. He and I are both 37 but he looks younger. He looked around the bar and saw me looking at him. When he came over he reached out a hand and said "Jeff?" to which I replied "Hey Mel, nice to meet you" He immediately sat dowm and we chatted about work, family and other fairly mudane matters. Throughout our conversation I could feel a sense of what was to come. Maybe it was just the way he looked at me but I could sense we both wanted to move on to 'other' things. After 3 or 4 drinks I suggested that we head back to my room. He readily agreed and we walked the short distance back to my hotel. Once back in the room Mel sat in a chair across from the bed were I was sitting but made no moves. We talked for another 10 or 15 minutes and finally I asked if he would like to join me on the bed. He immediately moved over and sat beside me. I reached down and started rubbing his crotch as he pulled his shirt off. He then layed down on the bed as I opened his fly and felt his hardening cock bulging in his briefs. I slipped his pants and underwear down as he lifted his butt off the bed to accomodate me. I reached down and grabbed his beautiful cock. As it gained it's full hardness in my hand I could see it was about 7 inches long, medium thickness with a large cut helmut head. I started stroking it, after a minute or 2 I moved my face down and started licking in slow strokes completely up and down the shaft. I loved the feel of his cock against my tongue, the way it followed my strokes. He began softly moaning and talking as his pleasure intensified. "Oh yeah, yes, yes, you give great head" he whispered as I started to suck his cock inside my mouth. I slowly worked his prick in and out of my mouth while running my tongue up and under the edges of the head and around the top. I licked the piss slit as I continued to suck him. His breathing and moaning continued to get louder. He began talking dirtier. "Take me down to the balls. mmmm oh yeah" as I slid him as far down my throat as I could. After pleasuring him with my mouth for a good 15 minutes constantly sucking, licking and deep throating him i heard him say, "Lay down on your back." I immediately obeyed and he moved his knees on either side of my chest and positioned his cock in front of my face. "Open your mouth" he commanded which I did of course and found it extremely arousing. He was taking a dominant role with me which was something I wasn't used to. He shoved his head past my lips and began a steady pace as he face fucked me. "Oh yea, ahhhh, ohh yea your mouth is nice and wet" he commented as he pumped in and out. This position continued for several minutes when I could feel him slow down, he seemed close to coming and stopped. He moved off of me and undid my pants and slid them and my under wear off in one motion. He got down and immediately began sucking on my cock and licking my balls as I layed there moaning. He eventually shifted his cock above my face and I slipped him back inside my mouth as we began a wild 69. He was great at sucking cock as well and this went on for quite a while. I was getting so horny at this point I was into to anything. "Play with my ass?" i half asked him as he continued to suck my cock. He reached over to the night stand and grabbed a tube of KY which I had placed there earlier in the evening. I kneeled on the bed on my elbows with my ass in the air. He began sliding lubed fingers up and down my crack as I moved my head back into a spot where I culd slip his cock back into my mouth. Muffled groans escaped my mouth as he continued to play with ass, rubbing the outside of the hole and gradually sliping a finger and then 2 deeper inside me. "You like that huh? he asked as I was in obvious ectasy. I nodded and eventually slid his cock out of my mouth long enough to say "Oh yeah I do!" He now had 2 fingers easily up inside me as I ground my butt against his hand. "Would you like to sit on my cock?" he asked a I was now putty in his hands. I didn't respond but got up and turned around to face him as I placed a knee at either of his sides. I looked down as at his face as I slowly lowered my well lubed hole toward his cock. He grasped his cock with one hand and held it upward for me to impale myself on. I was so completly turned on as I felt his cock head against my hole. Despite the fact I was well lubed I found it very tight and somewhat painful as I attempted to push his cock past my sphincter. "Hmmm It's not working too well this way" I told him. "I want you to try doing me doggy style" With that I got on my elbows and knees at the end of the bed facing a large dressing mirror on the wall. I could see Mel's reflection in the mirror as he moved behind me stroking his cock with his hand. "Are you ready?" he asked me as he positioned his cock against my ass. "Yes, please go slow at first" I replied. I was unsure as my first attempt felt somewhat painful. I could feel the pressure against my hole as he placed one hand on my hip and one on his cock to help guide it into my ass. There was a momentary sense of pressure but not pain as I felt his head slip past my opening. "Ohhhhh, ahhhh" I gasped. "Are you ok?" he asked as he stopped. "Oh yes, I'm good" I assured him. With that I could feel him push deeper into me until his balls were resting against my ass cheeks. He paused for moment or 2 fully buried in my ass and I remembering thinking 'wow, so this is what it is like to be fucked'. As he continued to pump I reached back between my legs and felt his cock as it slid in and out of my now wide open hole. He pulled all the way out for a moment and I could feel my gaping hole before he plunged fully back into me with 1 big trust. He was really giving it to me now but I felt nothing but pleasure. He pulled out, "Get on top of me" he almost commanded as he lay down on his back. I turned around and again straddled him as we looked at each other. He placed his hands on my hips as I lowered my hot opening back onto his purple head. This time his cock went easily inside in one motion as I moaned loudly. "Ride me. ohhhh yea lets go" he implored me. I started grinding my ass against him and them moving up and down, getting all the way out before plunging back down on top of him. He thrusted into me and I brought myself down on top of his rock hard prick. I rode him heard for probably 5-10 minutes as he moaned, groaned and continued to talk dirty. "Ohhhh, ohhhhhh, whoa slow down" be blurted out. "I getting really close" he added. I immediately slowed down and moved very slowly as he began jacking me off. "Let's take a quick break" he offered as I sat on him. "Sure, whatever you want" I responded. As I moved to get up he still hard dick popped from my ass. He walked into the bathroom and I could hear him peeing. I followed to the bathroom door and watched as he had a difficult time peeing with a still very hard cock. When he finished I joined him by the toilet and grabbed his cock and began jacking it up and down. I leaned down to take him inside my moith. "No, better not do that" he told me. "Lot of germs in the ass which you don't want in your mouth" I was so horny stil that I didnt care but even so I ran some warm water in the sink and lathered up my hands and proceeded to wash his cock and wipe it off with a face cloth. When I had finished I got on my knees I started sucking and licking him doww to the balls as remained in the bathroom. I pleasured him orally on my knees for 5 minutes or so before I had an idea. "Wanna fuck me while I'm laying on my back?" I half asked, half suggested. As he looked down at me he said "Go lay on the bed" I quickly got onto the bed, laying on my back. Mel grabbed the lube which he spread on his cock and got between my legs. "Do you want me to fuck you now? he asked half teasingly. "Hell yes I do" I quickly answered. "Say, fuck me please Mel" he said as he looked directly into my eyes." "Fuck me please Mel, pleeeease" I almost begged. This power thing was turning me on immensley. With that he moved his well lubed dick against my puckered hole and and pushed himself in up to the balls with 1 long thrust. "Ohhhhhhhhh" I half groaned as I felt his balls on my ass. "Ohhhhh, ahhhhh, ohhhhh" he groaned and moaned continuosly as he pumped in and out of me. My legs were spread wide and he leaned over me. I could see the look of pure pleasure on his face as he fucked me harder. The End
December 28, 200519 yr Author You can say pretty much anything here. Just don't make a thread about myspace. And the people that talk in leet speak and such do indeed get owned unless they're part of the 'elite' groups I previously mentioned. I see, good, I dislike people like that. you can say whatever you want except ****** and ***got. no we dont talk about pwning noobs we talk about pissing people off, and random shit that only potheads truly care about. welcome to the fucking club. Im glad to be apart of the fucking club, thankyou.
December 28, 200519 yr At least it's not a pwned.nl thread... It would do you well to look at the FAQ sticky. At any rate, welcome. oh yeah... gotta be annoying too...  STFU ******! YA RILLY!
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