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Heh, might as well share with you guyes a rage i did alittle while ago. It wasnt in game, but it was on xfire cause i was banned from the server this "Joshdude" *** was on.

 

If you wanna check out our server raids and spamming and server flooding and all that great shit, check our raid section at http://www.1stplacelosers.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=16. We like to piss off people on Jedi acedemy, and sometimes on CSS. Anyways, heres my first rage that i actually saved that wasnt screenshoted.

 

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i love you josh

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: lets have secks

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: hot

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: steamy

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: man secks

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: What do you want?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: your man secks

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: who the fuck are you? :/

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i want it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i want it now

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: its me

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <----------Joshdude

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: wassup?!

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you stole my name, or we twins

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: either way

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i want your man secks

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Whats up? Annoyance, bc your spammign me in a duel over Xfire. I dont give a fuck who you are. I don't. Just Stfu for liek 5 mins.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: Dont get mouthy with me young man

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: now im gonna have your man secks

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Why did you message me?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: wether you want to or not

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: cause i want it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: give it to me

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: -sigh-

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i was banned from ejk, so i have to get ahold of you somehow

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you get my drift?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Your chadyBlack?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: no

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im joshdude

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Ahhh the renamer?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: no

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im the real joshdude

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ask anyone on your server who jaded is

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ?¿JADED?¿

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: and

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: the one who took ym name. Yes. Banned for good reason i suppose. idk i didnt ban you so Stfu.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: they wil tell you that i am the real joshdude

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: and you owe me your man secks

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: the real Joshdude? Lol.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you heard me cuntbag

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im the real deal

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: now you owe me man secks

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: thats it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im switcing my xfire to

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <|EJK|>JاHÐÜÐË

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Wow

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: besides the fact i dont use the Name ejk joshdude over xfire

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: It wont work

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Sry man

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: fine

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Tough luck

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ill make it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Go ahead

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i will

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: See how many peopel fall for it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: KEKEKEKE

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: now

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: lets get down to business shall we>?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Wow... your not very bright.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i want your man secks, and you want my man secks

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: so

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ets just screw right here

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: lets*

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: right now

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Lets not. Sry man, im not for the queer stuff.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: sound like a good deal?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: I SAID

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: SIR

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: IS IT A GOOD DEAL?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: I said. I don't give a fuck.

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: deal?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: no.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: I THINK YOU DO GIVE A FUCK

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: ytooo bad

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: CAUSE

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: NOW YOU GOT ME TALKING IN CAPS

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Your the one who hit the Caps button. not me.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: Lies

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: your doing this cause you want it dont you?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: DONT YOU CHINKY?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Chinky?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: ...

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: YOU HEARD ME

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: Now lets get this straight

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im the only joshdude

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: and

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: are a fake

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i know you

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Really?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: really

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: what makes you thank this?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: lets just get that straight

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: cause

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i had the name before you

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Which is why your name is Jaded?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Right?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: no

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i changed my name to jaded

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: cause assholes

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: i mean thats a strange way to spell Joshdude.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: like yourself

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: took my name

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: joshdude

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Lol

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: How long has joshdude been ''your name''

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: since jk2

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: To bad

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: and before time

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: so i win

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Tough luck.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: so what im going to do

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: is go from server to server

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Ive used this name since i started jka

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: as

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <|EJK|>JاHÐÜÐË

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: and

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Oh noes

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: recrute people into

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: And destory my Rep?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: MY EJK

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Your going to start a Ejk?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: cause im the owner of eJK too

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: wow.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: thats right scumbag

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Just, Wow.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: no i dont play WoW

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i play JKA

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Obviously. Your obsssed with me. I mena thank about it. Took my name. Tags. Clan name. And you bother me about this,

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i will thank about it

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: tis true

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Soemthing Stupid like this.

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: we may hav ehad the same name. boo hoo?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i am completly obsessed with you josh

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ever since you stole my name

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i have wanted your man secks for quite some time

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: when your name is Padawan do you bother other Pady's?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: no

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: they didnt steal my name

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Gah

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: You.

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: are.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i stole the name from them

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: i am joshdude

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <|EJK|>JاHÐÜÐË

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Sure.

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: I bet

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Idk

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Just stfu

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: penis

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: i lag enough

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: With ouryour Stupid ass.

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: annoyance on Xfire.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: whats an ouryour

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: is it like a bird?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Go fnd out.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: but with feet like an asshole

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: LIKE YOU?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: IS IT?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: ... dude.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: GIVE MY MY MAN SECKS JOSHDUDE IMPOSTER

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: YOU HEAR ME?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Sure Turn off the computer

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: I WILL NEVER GO AWAY UNTIL I HAVE COLLECTED IT

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: and meet me at the corner of your street

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: im already there

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: HOKAY

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: go ahead

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: HOKAY

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: BRB

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: GONNA CHECK

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Zomg ok!1!

<joshpro11199 stopped playing Jedi Academy Multiplayer>

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: OMG

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: YOU *** PRICK

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: What i wasnt there?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: I was ther i saw you

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: I said your name

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: FUCKER CUM LICKIN BASTARD

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: you turned arond

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Go look again

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: FUCKING LAIR

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Lies me?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: FUCKING COCK SUCKING SHOVE YOUR DILDO UP YOUR ASS

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Oh my, Some one is mad.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: PENIS LICKER

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Oh noes!!!11!1!!1 Online Bad words!

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Mr.Tough guy!

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: STUPID PEICE OF POOP SHIT MOTHER FUCKING SHIT EATING PILE OF PUSSY JUICE

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: THATS RIGHT BACK DOWN YOU CHODE BLOWING DIPSHIT

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Wow

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Keep it up

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: BACK DOWN

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: My feelings!!!

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: they are hurting!!!

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: SUCK YOUR DADS UGLY FAT PENIS THATS ALL HAIRY AND SHIT

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: AND IT HAS SHIT ON IT

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: FROOM FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: ;(

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: FUCKBAG CUNTLIP MOTHER FUCKER

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: WANNA FIGHT HUH?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ILL FUCK YOU UP

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: NO PLEASE DONT

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: ZOMG

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS AND MOVE IT AROUND AND PULL IT OUT AND PULL OUT YOUR KIDNEYS

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: YOU RIM JOBBING MANGINA EATER

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: hey josh

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: wuts up?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you there bro?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Yea im here

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: hallo?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: hey bro

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: done ass fuckign your keyboard?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: huh?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Good.

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im just saying hi

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: wuts up man

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: havent seen you in awhile

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: hallo?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Have you no life?

¤¹·»Jø§hÐüÐë«·¹¤: Damn stfu

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: ?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: im just saying hi

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: just being friendly

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: :)

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: you there bro?

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: :)

?¿ڷĄÐЭÐ?¿_: <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>

Hah. I used to play JKA. I realized just how much it blew after I got CS 1.6

 

Good for a quick laff. Nothing more.

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