Posted January 6, 200619 yr http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ Napalm is watered-down Chuck Norris semen. Rifk. Discuss.
January 6, 200619 yr "Chuck Norris shot 2pac and Biggie, but the police were too afraid to actually arrest him in fear of being roundhouse kicked and sodomized." rifk
January 6, 200619 yr Ask not what Chuck Norris will do for a Klondike bar, ask what the Klondike bar will do for Chuck Norris. RIFK..good stuff.
January 6, 200619 yr Author As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. For the fucking win. :lmfao:
January 6, 200619 yr Chuck Norris would attempt other martial arts feats outside of a roundhouse, but after contemplating the thought, he came to the realization that it would be too powerful. Using his degree in quantum physics, he came to the assumption that it would destroy the fabric of time if he tried to expand his repetoire... unraveling the fabric of the universe and killing God. Chuck Norris doesn't wake at the crack of dawn, The dawn cracks when Chuck Norris wakes. rifk
January 6, 200619 yr Chuck Norris takes regular drives through black neighborhoods with his doors unlocked. ^^
January 6, 200619 yr pretty old, http://www.4q.com/vin is the original and way better, it was my homepage for about 3 months.
January 6, 200619 yr If a horse sucked Vin Diesel off, the horse's jaw would explode. However, if a horse sucked Chuck Norris off, the whole horse would shift into an alternate universe where every molecule of the horse would explode with the force of a roundhouse kick. quiet hen.
January 6, 200619 yr If a horse sucked Vin Diesel off, the horse's jaw would explode. However, if a horse sucked Chuck Norris off, the whole horse would shift into an alternate universe where every molecule of the horse would explode with the force of a roundhouse kick. quiet hen. OMFG LIEK NOES I HAVE BEEN BEATEN!!1 wait, the vin diesel fact generator is better actually.
January 6, 200619 yr One time I was trapped on the roof of a burning building with no way down. I yelled, "Help me Chuck Norris. Help me!" I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned to my right to see what it was. It was a small dot in the sky, but as I stared, the object got closer and closer. It was Chuck Norris! He landed on the roof and gave me an autographed headshot of himself. He then took off and left me there. Today, 70 percent of my body is covered with 1st degree burns. Chuck Norris is an asshole.
January 6, 200619 yr SourceX']One time I was trapped on the roof of a burning building with no way down. I yelled' date=' "Help me Chuck Norris. Help me!" I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned to my right to see what it was. It was a small dot in the sky, but as I stared, the object got closer and closer. It was Chuck Norris! He landed on the roof and gave me an autographed headshot of himself. He then took off and left me there. Today, 70 percent of my body is covered with 1st degree burns. Chuck Norris is an asshole.[/quote'] HHAHAHAAHAHA best one yet
January 6, 200619 yr Chuck Norris has to use the "withdrawal" method of birth control, not to avoid pregnancy, but because his load is so powerful is always kills the woman. lmao Vin Diesel's feces are considered currency in 14 countries. lmao omfg
January 6, 200619 yr Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones just to prove that he is the only true Texas ranger.
January 6, 200619 yr As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. For the fucking win. :lmfao: RIFKKKK EDIT: Chuck Norris reads the facts on this page every day in order to find out whose children he needs to eat. Rumor has it that he comes to your house and devours your kids leg-first so you can hear their screams. And if you don't have children, he gets you pregnant. RIFK
January 6, 200619 yr CHUCK NORRIS IS SUEING LAW AND ORDER FOR USING THE NAMES OF HIS LEFT AND RIGHT LEGS>
January 6, 200619 yr SourceX']One time I was trapped on the roof of a burning building with no way down. I yelled' date=' "Help me Chuck Norris. Help me!" I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned to my right to see what it was. It was a small dot in the sky, but as I stared, the object got closer and closer. It was Chuck Norris! He landed on the roof and gave me an autographed headshot of himself. He then took off and left me there. Today, 70 percent of my body is covered with 1st degree burns. Chuck Norris is an asshole.[/quote'] this guy's a pussy. 1st degree burns are sunburns at worst.
January 6, 200619 yr Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke. ftw.
