January 7, 200619 yr [ insert lé quote here mkay | Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland. | lé quote ended here mkay ] Funny stuff.
January 7, 200619 yr Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
January 7, 200619 yr Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. hahahahah edit: Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". omg rifk
January 7, 200619 yr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
January 7, 200619 yr found Mr.T using my mad hax0r skills. http://www.4q.cc/t/ just for ***s who can't be smart and find it. Bill Gates once asked Mr. T for $5. In order to silence his jibba jabba, Mr. T gave Gates the code to Windows. It would originally turn items into to 14K gold, and take you out to strip clubs. But Gates was a cruel and uncompromising pimp, and twisted Windows into a drug-like substance. As a result, Mr. T founded the Department of Justice to prosecute Mr. Gates. When this approach failed, Mr. T simply ate Bill, and replaced him with a robot. Don't do drugs, kids. Live by your own morals before you implore others to. FTW. More info later.
