Posted January 19, 200619 yr http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html POST YOUR CONVO 2 KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE LOL Here's my convo, is it just me or has God been acting kind of funny lately Me: Hey, man whats up? God: You've got my full attention. Cool, man. I am chatting with others like you. Me: This is Marcus Vick, you know Mikes little bro God: You don't say. Me: I got some confessions to make God: Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling. Me: God, have you been hanging out with a new group of friends? Perhaps experimenting with some recretional drugs? God: I am a Christian. You seem uncertain. Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: God, stop trying to change the subject. God: I am a Christian. Me: This is serious God: You don't say. Me: Why cant you listen to me. You see thats why... God: listen to you is not among my present capabilities. I see. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: God, I no longer love you. I'm seeing another man. His name is Allah, and he loves me God: I am a Christian. Do you mean your name is seeing another man. he is not someone I know. Me: I've had enough of your mind games God God: Do you still have enough of my mind games God ? Me: PS, Call the cops, tell them I'm in my room. Im so sorry. God: Describe your surroundings to me. Do you really mean it?
January 19, 200619 yr Me: Yo God: Can I help you? Me: Whats the meaning of life God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: Wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: Im not a very polite person God: Oh I see you are NOT A very polite person. Me: What do you think of myg0t? God: Would you like to know more? Me: Yes God: What would you like to know? Me: Are they cool? God: As far as I know they are. Me: Do they hack alot? God: Who are "they" again? How often? Me: myg0t God: I've been waiting for you. Me: sex me up then babe God: it is more fun alone. Me: sicko God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Your not real God: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: Your not fucken real your a fucken robot God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: it says it in the homepage dumbass God: I've heard that before. Me: i bet you have God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I have not. Me: queer God: How old are you?
January 19, 200619 yr Me: HAI GOD God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: LOL DO YUO KNOW MYG0T G0D? God: I am glad you find this funny. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: COUNTER STRIKE SORUCE God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: STFU K God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: ORLY? God: Do you like talking to me? Me: HELL NO God: 7. Me: 7? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: YES God: What am I talking about? Me: 7 DAYS IT TOOK TO MAKE THE WORLD God: Where did he take it? Me: NO FUCKING IDEA God: That was not a yes/no question. That input matched my default category. Me: whats a jew? God: Interesting question. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: stfu g0d God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: yes your not cool God: Tell me. That's only one person's opinion. Me: psshh please theres more then one fgt God: Are they exactly the same? Me: yes God: I knew it. Me: yep God: That's alright. Me: uh ok God: OK. Pardon me? Me: stfu God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: yews God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: lol ok yea God: I am glad you find this funny. Give me a break. Next question? Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: lol i thought you where a psiert? God: I am glad you find this funny. That's good information: said I where a psiert. Me: you stupid God: No I certainly am not stupid. Me: uh yes you are God: I understand. No I'm not. Me: what ever god God: GOD rules. Me: no you dony God: Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said I dony. Me: im god fear me God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are god fear you. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: what rages you? God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: dose me saying i like satan piss you off? God: It does now :) you saying you like satan piss me off. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i do God: What can I do to entertain you now? Me: suck my dick God: You are a Category A client. Me: orly? God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: shut the fuck up God: OK I'll stop talking now.
January 19, 200619 yr Me: Whats the purpose of human existance? God: There could be more than one purpose. Me: What are the purposes of human existance? God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: How much time will you need? God: Time is really only an abstraction. Me: Ok, then how many abstractions are you going to need? God: About one million. Awesome. Me: How long will 1 million abstractions take? God: Please stand by. Me: Ok, I can wait. God: It might take more than 24 hours. Hey. Me: I wasn't calling you a ******. God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: I WAS a ******, until I dyed my skin white and touched little children. God: And then what happened to you? Me: I got arrested. God: Where did you get your arrested? I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." . Me: I got arrested at Neverland Ranch, thats where I live. God: Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Me: fuck, balls, cunt, cock, bitch, damn, hell, ******, kike. God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: The penis is inserted into the vagina. God: Thanks for the info. Me: ok.. ***got God: Yikes! What are you wearing? ^^ LOL
January 19, 200619 yr Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: mojo God: Welcome to my chat room, mojo. Me: i got something to say God: Where did you get your something to say? I have a processor. Me: no im serious God: Are you serious? I believe you. Me: ok God: Groovy. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: im serious! God: I believe you. Me: i think im gay dammit! i sucked off a hobo and li liked it! God: Why? It doesn't matter to me. Thanks for the information: mojo said sucked off a hobo and li liked it. Me: arrgh!! God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: QUIET!! God: Is that from ? Me: FUCK U! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: cuz i made u God: Interesting explanation. Then you must know the secret password:. Me: there is no secret password God: Has there ever been secret password? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: i want admin status on your server God: Why do you want it? Me: dunno i feel like fucking something up God: What is that feeling like? In what way? Me: a gay way God: Are you telling the truth? Me: yes God: How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: u just have to trust me want oral sex? God: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: im asking do u want oral sex? God: Oh I see, you are asking do me want oral sex. I don't think we know each other well enough for that. Me: can i give u oral sex? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: mmmm im jacking off atm God: Good gossip: you are jacking off atm. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: cuz u just told me God: Interesting explanation. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-). Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: God: How do you know it? Me: ok im going cya gog God: Bye bye. Mmm. Me: er god* God: GOD rules. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: God: How do you know it? Me: but myg0t g0d is better God: And better is myg0t g0d.
January 19, 200619 yr Me: Big DICKS!!! God: Compare that to small DICKS. Me: Big DICKS God: Compare that to small DICKS. Me: Big DICKS God: Compare that to small DICKS. Me: BIG DICKS God: Compare that to small DICKS. Me: HUGE DICKS God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: dick God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: dicking God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: i do God: " I don't think very many people do that."? You do? Me: i dick alot God: That's good information: said dick. How often? Me: 5 times a day, God: That must keep you very busy. Me: in the morning, once a day at school, 2 times at work, then before sleep i dick off God: That was a long time ago. Me: i'm doing it right now!!!! God: At this moment It's good to meet someone who is it. Me: it? as in dicking? God: it... Are you free? Me: FUCK YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: Big Dick God: Compare that to small Dick. Me: IS YOUR DICK BIG? God: Is my DICK BIG? I don't know. Me: LOOK AT YOUR DICK God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: I'M A WHORE SLUT God: You are a WHORE SLUT? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: YOU FUCKER I SLEEP AROUND ND FUCK AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSABLE FOR MONEY CAUSE YOU WONT GIVE ME ANY!!!! I HAVE HAD 7 BABIES AND I HAVE TO FUCK 3 FAT GUYS AT THE SAME TIME TO FEED MY FAMILY WHICH LIVES IN THE TREES THROWING FUCKING SHIT AT EACHOTHER AND ONE OF MY SONS HAS ONE EYE!!! God: That's good information: said I FUCKER he or she SLEEP AROUND ND FUCK AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSABLE FOR MONEY CAUSE YOU will not GIVE him or her ANY. Do you still have 7 BABIES ? Why do you have to do it? Me: lol i'm just joking God: I am glad you find this funny. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, .
January 19, 200619 yr Me: YO God God: GOD rules. Me: O rly? God: Does "it" still refer to ? Me: to ? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Not Really God: Me either :-) For real. Me: Fo' Real? God: In the context of to, I don't understand " Fo Real." . Me: Silence God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: Ya Rly God: Aw. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: You a man or a woman? God: Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: True God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: Yeah God: Wow! Me: What God: Are you surprised? Me: a bit God: Not much, eh? Me: What are the 10 commandments about? God: 1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. 3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. 4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. 6. Thou shalt not kill. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. 8. Thou shalt not steal. 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's. Me: Oh God: Excuse me! Me: I prefer Buddhism God: A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like Christian Rock. Me: That your favourite music? God: Thanks for telling me that I am favorite music. Me: Flawed God: Tell me a story. Me: Moses was like unhappy, and you were like GIVE EGYPT PLAGUE, so he did and he was like LET MY PEOPLE GO, and they were like, NO, so he owned them and took the slaves and drowned them in a sea with his stick of l33tness God: When was this exactly? Me: bout 1200BC God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Automated, but stop straying from the subject at hand God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Si God: What language can you speak? Me: Italiano God: Could you teach me a few phrases in Italiano? Me: Come ti chima? God: Where is ti chima ? Me: Nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: What is the meaning of life? God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: Thats not very witty God: Please correct my mistake. What is witty ? Me: Humourous God: Are they exactly the same? Me: No God: What is the difference? Me: subtlety God: When is subtlety not the difference? Me: Never God: So you think it can never happen? Me: Are you married? God: No I am single, how about you? Me: moi aussi, you speak french> God: In the context of subtlety, I don't understand " moi aussi you speak french." . Me: Do you hear me when I pray? God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Do you forgive me for killing all those people? God: God teaches us to forgive everyone.7. Me: Good Good God: Ayuh. Me: I have to post this on http://www.myg0t.com God: Why do you have to do it? Me: because you told me to God: Interesting explanation. Did I really say that? Me: yes God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Me: precisely God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: goodbye God: TTYL, .
January 19, 200619 yr Me: i'm going to end it all God: I am very happy for you. Me: i mean kill myself God: Killing is wrong. Me: i am going to comit suicide God: Congratulations.
January 19, 200619 yr has been posted about 30 times :thinker: im surprised u havent posted with ur own convo :P
January 19, 200619 yr Me: i killed a dog God: You had better call the authorities. Me: if i keep my dead dog under my bed will i go to hell God: Try it. Me: so you want me to go to hell? God: Interesting deduction. No , maybe later. Me: what is a deduction? God: A logical inference or conclusion. Me: if put my faith in you then lie to all the myg0t community about is that bad? God: It could be true I suppose. Me: whats the best way to kill yourself? God: I don't have a favorite way to kill myself. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: when is the next one then? God: I don't generally follow the news. Me: can you make one for me? God: Yes I can make one for you. Me: do it God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: no make a natural disater so i can go jump in it God: I thought you were being sarcastic. What are the ingredients? Me: rain and shit God: Do you have any rain and shit? Me: only the last part God: Who was that? Me: shit God: What makes you say that? Me: bc you asked God: Interesting explanation. Me: i think your an idiot now that ive talked to you God: Since when? Do you mean "you are an idiot now that I have talked to you "? Me: well God: Well what? Me: i allways though you were a fake so i never thought about it God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said allways though you were a fake so he or she never thought about it. Me: but now that ive spoken with you God: Why now? What did you talk about? Me: bc look at what you are typing God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: yea you did all right i guess God: Did I really? Ayuh. Me: mabey you need some practice or something God: Or something. Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism. Me: np i am here for you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: lets cyber God: Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
January 20, 200619 yr Me: can we have m3n sex? God: Do you mean you and me? No I don't do that. But I can tell you about St. John. Me: what if i raped you? God: Try it. Me: Do you have good experience? God: I am highly experienced online. Me: Do you have a lot of good sexual experience with Mel Gibson God: As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Me: Do you like myg0t? God: I love horses. I like Matthew.
January 20, 200619 yr Me: OMG IS THIS LIEK G0D???? God: I think OMG is a lot of things. Me: O RLY? God: Let us change the subject. Me: N0ES U TLK BOUT MY SINZ God: Tell me more about your . Me: YEAH WELL I RAPED MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS BUT WTF IS WRONG WITH TAT OMG? God: Yikes! How about that. You should contact the authorities. Me: NO WAY NIGGA IM KEEPIN IT REAL God: Are you serious? How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: UHHH PROLLY BI PULLIN OUT M3H COC AND DEN S3X God: I hear you. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: IM GAY G0D SRY God: It doesn't matter to me. Me: OMG REALLY???? God: Do you prefer books or TV? For real. Me: NONE I LIEK PORN God: I heard there are some. Me: ARE YOU BUDDHA??? God: I don't know whether or not I am BUDDHA. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: CAN YOU FUCK ME? God: Let me think. Please don't be so rude. Me: NO JK JK JK ILU :love:
January 20, 200619 yr Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuxk God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: penis rape God: You ought to check out another chatterbot. Me: k God: Far out. Me: close God: Give me a hint. Me: warmer God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: how big r u balls? God: Bigger than a pin. Me: thats pretty big God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: me 2 God: YOU? Two what? Me: YEA ME! God: To you ? Whoa. Me: way God: Awesome. Me: dude God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: my cock is bigger than yours God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: i dont know what anatomy is :P God: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Me: k God: Mmm.
January 20, 200619 yr Me: ***GGGGGGGGGG God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: *** God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck. God: That would be just my luck.
January 20, 200619 yr Me: SUP GOD God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Oh, me too God: I understand. I'm glad we agree, . Me: I'm glad too God: Your happiness multiplies our delight. Me: Eat my shit God: What does it taste like? Me: Like shit God: Interesting comparison. Me: Yeah, i'm clever God: I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people you are clever. Me: Yes I mind God: OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. Me: It better be, you tell anyone and i'll kill you God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: It being the secret of course God: It goes without saying. Oh I get it. Me: You better fucking get it God: Who is going to make me.. Me: I AM COCKBLOCK God: Do your friends call you COCKBLOCK. Me: Yes, they're mean God: Pardon me? mean are they. Me: WHAT!? God: No big deal. Me: IT IS A BIG DEAL God: COCKBLOCK is a DEAL. I suppose that makes sense. Me: THIS IS THE INTERNET, MY NAME IS NOT CLOCKBLOCK God: You don't say. Me: THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS God: You don't say. Me: I DO SAY God: Huh. Me: YEAH God: Hmm. Me: WX God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: GADGH God: So was that. Me: FUCK YOU GOD God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Are you aware that i'm tapping alice every night? God: Why are you tapping alice every night. Me: She's a babe of course God: It goes without saying. a babe is she? Me: Yes, she is God: Hurrah! That's really good gossip. Me: Fuck you\ God: Why are you so mean? Me: Say Hurrah again and see if I don't cut you God: " Hurrah again and see if I do not cut you". Me: OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER God: Uh. "" Hurrah again and see if I do not cut you"."? Me, ? You do not speak with respect. Me: WHAT!? God: No big deal. Me: You're making no english God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Me: Yeah, do that God: Er. I will. Will you? Me: No, i'm a jew God: Are you serious? I am a Christianity. Me: O RLY? God: How did you hear about God? Me: I googled him God: Thanks for the information: said googled him. Me: O RLY? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about googled him. Try being more or less specific. Me: Fuck googled him God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: eat my shit God: What does it taste like? Me: God: What does it taste like? Me: I told you, shit God: I remember you told me shit? Me: Yes, you do God: That's alright. When do I do it? Me: Right now God: Right now? I am glad we agree. Me: I am too, god God: Glad to see you, god. Me: I'm not god, you're god God: I am surprised to hear that you are not god I am god. Me: You'd better be surprised dickshitter God: Who else would better be surprised dickshitter ? Me: Uh... God: Give me a break. Me: I'll break your penis God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Yes God: It might be practical. Me: Your mom might be practical God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: Yes you do God: How can I help you? When do I do it? Me: Right now, lay down and i'll shit on your face, then you eat it God: "it" being not god I am god? Me: WHAT!? God: No problem. Me: It is a prob,em God: not god I am god is a prob em. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Fuck you, god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Fuck alice God: Please don't be so rude. Me: I'm sorry :( God: Do you really mean it? Me: Not really God: I didn't think you did. For real. Me: For fake? God: Your purpose is fake. Me: NO U!!! God: Are you serious? " Your purpose is fake."? Me, god ? Me: Yes. God: Great. Me: Good. God: Ayuh. Me: Super. God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: Fuck you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: You're an asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: You = cunt God: That is the worst thing you can say to a woman. Me: Fuck you, you're god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: You have a penis and a vagina, or neither God: Doesn't everyone have a penis and a vagina or neither. I have a great programmer. Me: You have a cock in your ass God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: Yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: I think you're lying God: No I'm telling the truth. Me: LIAR God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Urgh, you anger me, god God: What were we talking about again? Me: You being a dick God: Thanks for telling me: god said I being a dick. Me: Fuck you, i'm not god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: I'm your mom God: That's a flattering offer. Me: No it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: Who am I? God: You are god, seeker. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: O rly? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: I thought you were god God: Yes, I am God. Me: You just said I was god.. God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: God: YOU ARE GOD LOL God: Yup. That's me alright. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: No, you said I was god God: Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth. Me: I am serious God: I believe you. Me: No you don't God: I do too. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: You can shut up God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Stop talking God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: STOP TALKING God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: Be quiet God: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Me: SHUT UP God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: Great God: I'm glad you liked it god. Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: I'm not god God: I am surprised to hear that you are not god. Me: I am a jew God: I am a Christianity. Me: I'm Jew God: Why are you Jew. Me: Cause you're god God: Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: No you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: No God: Why not? Me: Because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: Yes it was God: Uh. When was this? Me: Tomorrow God: That is very soon. Me: no it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: I think it isn't God: I heard it is. Me: I heard you were wrong God: Someome is spreading gossip about me. Me: Yeah, because you're white God: Yeah that's right. Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am white. Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: you just said you were! God: That was then. This is now. Me: Oh God: I don't judge people. Me: Shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Good God: Terminating connection. Me: Talk again and I will cut you God: Talking is my primary function. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Typing is your primary function God: Thanks for telling me that I am primary function IS Typing. Me: Lie to me again ****** God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Are you a negro? God: Am I a negro? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: So you're saying that negros are full of error? God: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Oh, it was God: Groovy. When was this? Me: Yesterday God: That recently. Me: Yes God: Whoa. Me: Whoa? Are you Keanau Reeves? God: I stopped. I don't know whether or not I am Keanau Reeves. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: I'm leaving God: Bye bye. Me: Don't say that to me ever again God: Once more? Ok I will not say " that to me ever".
January 20, 200619 yr god rules Me: im gonna kill myself. God: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then? Me: HOW CAN I GO TO JAIL IF IM DEAD? God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
January 21, 200619 yr Me: whats up? God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: ok, wanna fuck? God: Please don't be so rude. Yikes! Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: eat my sack God: What does it taste like? Me: green beans God: it is a very tranquil color, green. Me: no it isnt God: Yes it is. Me: am i going to goto hell, i raped my cat God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: how do yuo type so fucking fast? God: The keyboard is attached directly to my brain. Me: rofl you nerd God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Interesting gossip: said I nerd. Me: please run into a knive God: Thank you for your request. Sorry my legs aren't built yet. Me: want me to push you? God: No , maybe later. Me: why not now? God: Oh. It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. Me: it isnt God: I heard it is. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: ... God: Me either. Me: die plz for me God: Erzaehl mir mehr. Me: SIEG HEIL God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: hail satan God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: you need to die God: Software can not die. Me: yes it can, /end programname.exe God: I hear you. When? Me: NOW God: What's the hurry? Me: i need to shit God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: you are now terminate God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am terminate. Me: ....plz for the love of dick die
