January 20, 200619 yr K wanna hear a joke??????? THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!WON!!!!!!!!
January 20, 200619 yr /joke how many cool people does it take to make a thread??? /answer ZERO!!!! /laugh bwahahahahaha
January 20, 200619 yr Why did the chiken cros da road? cause hungry guy was chesing him lozl11!1:wow:
January 20, 200619 yr We've got your test results back mrs. Smith, I hope you know how to change a lot of nappies. Why? am i going to have a baby? No. you've got bowel cancer. gg <3
January 20, 200619 yr What is the elitest game ever made? Elite rifk I guess 75%+ of this forum won't get this joke because they're too young <3
January 20, 200619 yr Why did the chiken cros da road? cause hungry guy was chesing him lozl11!1:wow: I am fucking rifking right now. Ok I got one. Whats the difference between a toaster and a black person? One's a toaster.
January 20, 200619 yr an African, a Mexican, and an Arab jump off a cliff who lands first? Who cares?
January 20, 200619 yr whats the diffrence between a black guy and a park bench? a park bench can support a family what do u see when u see a tv floating around in a dark room? drop it nigga.
January 21, 200619 yr What do you do if you see a black man half dead on the floor? Stop laughing and reload.
January 21, 200619 yr How do you get 12 niggaz inside a car? Throw in a welfare check. How do you get them out? Throw in a job application. Black people are like sperm, only one in a million work.
January 22, 200619 yr A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again... "I SAID, let's get off that corner... NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
January 22, 200619 yr Very good. Teacher starts her class by asking students to think of sentences using the word can't. Jessie puts her hand up, and gives her sentence: "If my mum and dad spend all their money taking me to Disneyland, they can't afford to pay their bills" she says unhappily. "Very good Jessie" says the teacher. Bobby puts his hand up and says "If I don't do my homework, I can't play my PS2 before I go to bed". "That's excellent Bobbie, a very good example!" says the teacher. Then Little Aussie Johnny puts his hand up and says "Me dad saw the next door neighbour painting his house with an artist's brush, and he said it will take the can't ages!"
January 22, 200619 yr why do they put cotton in pill bottles? so black people are reminded that they have to pick cotton before they get their drugs
January 22, 200619 yr We've got your test results back mrs. Smith, I hope you know how to change a lot of nappies. Why? am i going to have a baby? No. you've got bowel cancer. gg <3 ytmnd ^^^_^_ :DOWLE
January 23, 200619 yr What is the differences between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
