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Bicycle Thief Feels the Christmas Spirit

 

Janna and Larry Barnes of Mission, Texas, were upset when they came home from Christmas shopping to find that Janna's three-speed bicycle had been stolen.

 

Two weeks later, they got a strange letter in the mail, reported the Monitor of McAllen, Texas.

 

"Hello," it read. "My daughter wanted a bike for Christmas so I took yours but I found a fairly new bike so I sold yours for $7 and I decided that money should go to you. Thank you, Juan."

 

"P.S.," the writer added. "You people are so nice to leave things not locked up. It sure makes it easier to get something. Thank you again, Juan."

 

Also in the envelope were seven dollar bills.

 

"I guess I'm too trustworthy," Janna Barnes, 63, told the newspaper. "But the little girl got a bike for Christmas."

 

Her husband Larry, 64, said that had the thief simply explained why he needed the bicycle, "I would have given it to him."

 

this guy is better than the german guy.

ban him kty

YUO TIHNK TAHTS FUNNEH?

 

this is funny mexican k..

 

Indaparapeo (Michoacan): a 23 year old mexican drank his 62 year old father blood after he stabbed him during a fight. then he ate his fathers brains.

 

meh, police is now checking if he's mentally sick or not.

 

WHY BOTHER, he's mexican. :gaykeke:

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the police down there suck, always bribing, can't blame them though cause they pay them shit.

 

"ban him kty"

 

ban who? me? go ahead.

stupid fucking wetbacks if they cant afford nice shit dont have kids.
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