January 30, 200619 yr Hell fucken yeah im moving there. "Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me." ROFL
January 30, 200619 yr Victims, aren't we all? That's what terrorists and criminals want you to think. However, I feel the time has come for terrorists and criminals to become victims. Victims of being IMPALED! ROFL? he's not even from minnesota, and he worships the devil.. not to mention his solution to crime is impaling everyone YEAH HE'LL GET ELECTED
January 30, 200619 yr http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/images/Jonathon_Swords_A.jpg Anyone who looks like that deserves to BE impaled.
January 30, 200619 yr Itd be pretty dope to have a govenor impailing ppl left and right. Actually not really... Yeah, basically you're wrong.
January 30, 200619 yr Even some 12 year old ***got "goth" would know more about Satanic "worship". rifk, oh well. Hail Satan!
January 30, 200619 yr As President, I will sign an Executive Presidential Order which will authorize me to Impale 'ALL' Terrorists and certain criminals. As governor, my 'legal way' to justify Impaling criminals is when they are charged, they will also be charged with 'Act's of Terrorism' if their criminal actions are: RAPE, CHILD ABUSE/NEGLIGECT, DRUG DEALING/PROCESSION, VIOLENCE UPON THE ELDERLY OR WOMEN, RELIGIOUS DECRIMINATION/ATTACKS, DWI/DUI (multiple offenses), CHILD MOLESTATION, MURDER (other than justified), POLICE BRUTALITY/ABUSE OF POWER and JUDICAL/PROSECTUTION MISCONDUCT. coming to g0d's state next, your gonna be on a stick before the aids gets to you edit: i lolered at this Upon becoming President I will immediately recall ALL servicemen and women from combat areas around the world. Additionally, I will have President George W. Bush charged and tried for the murders of every American that has been killed in Iraq as a result of him sending them into War. Upon being convicted, I think everyone knows what his punishment will be. (i guess hes a democrat then) hahahahahha
January 30, 200619 yr rofl im like anakan skywalker! i hope to god this is a joke rofl ( i bet its not tho =P )
January 30, 200619 yr not only will criminals be impaled but he also promises to bring Dungeons and Dragons to all of the school as a mandatory class!:lmfao:
January 30, 200619 yr Author I live in Minnesota ;D I'm going to be laughing when I see some whore getting impaled on a spear.
January 30, 200619 yr I live in Minnesota ;D I'm going to laughing when I see some whore getting impaled on a spear. make sure you video tape it and post it :D
January 30, 200619 yr make sure you video tape it and post it :D oh god three positive posts in a row ending with a happy face dont break the chain guys!!! :D
January 30, 200619 yr theMinkey']oh god three positive posts in a row ending with a happy face dont break the chain guys!!! :D fuck off plz ;D
