Posted February 3, 200619 yr Me and my girlfriend are going to make a porn i want one of you guys to make the most fucked up shit you could ever think of.
February 3, 200619 yr Doggy her in the back of a pickup truck on a table going down the expressway during rush hour.
February 3, 200619 yr cut off your bawls, then jack-off and cum blood. Have a bloody baby and call it bloody-mary.
February 3, 200619 yr Fuck her dad while her and her mom watch. I'm sure thats what you would rather do anyway.
February 3, 200619 yr Tie her to a poll, then beat her into a coma with your penis while playing Russian opra in the background. Having a bunch of naked midgets running around you while doing this really makes things kinky. :naughty:
February 3, 200619 yr How about this; Shit on her chest, then make her lick your asshole clean and smear shit across her body and write "myg0t owns me" on her in shit, then proceed to fuck her silly. THAT would be m3n.
February 3, 200619 yr Xidous']i like the myg0t idea becoue im hungry for shit. Tell us where the diamond is.
February 3, 200619 yr Pornos have story lines?? Everytime I ever watched a porno, I always fast forward until I see titties and vagina... then I resume watching.
February 3, 200619 yr Pornos have story lines?? Everytime I ever watched a porno, I always fast forward until I see titties and vagina... then I resume watching. and jerking.
February 3, 200619 yr get a dog, fuck the dog, fuck ur gf, shit on ur gf, rub ur penis in ur shit, fuck the dog again, fuck ur gf, have ur dog fuck ur gf, and then kill the dog, and spread its entrails all over urself and ur gf, and then fuck eachtoehr again. and when thats all done +kill 2 both of you.
February 3, 200619 yr I have yet to see a porn with space docking, ya know, where you shit inside a woman's pussy. That would be quite educational.
February 3, 200619 yr kidnap 20 cats from your local humane society, name them all different hindoo names, put on a santa claus hat, and yell out each name while you "get down" with your ho. Also, make sure to do this on a water bed that has been blessed by a priest at a local church, that way your not only dissapointing your girlfriend with your small penis and chronic douche bagness, you'll also be dissapointing god. Thanks
February 3, 200619 yr forced deepthroat till she spews, then make her kneel and eat it while you ass fuck her, then forced deepthroat again, anal and eating again. do it like 6 times. and then write myg0t rwns on her in her own shit
February 3, 200619 yr cut her open and fuck the hole :) god damnit, you stole my idea. Flesh fucking.. :D
