February 3, 200619 yr wear a wig and a bra, shave your legs, and let her strap one on and have a big role reversal
February 3, 200619 yr chubr0ck']I have yet to see a porn with space docking' date=' ya know, where you shit inside a woman's pussy. That would be quite educational.[/quote'] ROFL space docking I fucking love this thread
February 3, 200619 yr get a dog, fuck the dog, fuck ur gf, shit on ur gf, rub ur penis in ur shit, fuck the dog again, fuck ur gf, have ur dog fuck ur gf, and then kill the dog, and spread its entrails all over urself and ur gf, and then fuck eachtoehr again. and when thats all done +kill 2 both of you. lmfao! That's some sadistic stuff. You're fucked up lol.
February 3, 200619 yr forced deepthroat till she spews, then make her kneel and eat it while you ass fuck her, then forced deepthroat again, anal and eating again. do it like 6 times. and then write myg0t rwns on her in her own shit I like that idea cuz theres alot of ass fucking.
February 3, 200619 yr How about this; Shit on her chest, then make her lick your asshole clean and smear shit across her body and write "myg0t owns me" on her in shit, then proceed to fuck her silly. THAT would be m3n. Yea man that would be a huge turn on.....but dont fuck her right away wait until she falls asleep then have sleep sex with her.
February 3, 200619 yr wow im gonna pop one if this goes on for any longer....... wait......... too late......
February 3, 200619 yr you were typing after u popped u lose i can see how it would seem like that, but right around the " im gonna " it happened. kthnx
February 3, 200619 yr Pornos have story lines?? Everytime I ever watched a porno, I always fast forward until I see titties and vagina... then I resume watching. Orly? I fast foward to the huge cocks and little boys being raped
February 4, 200619 yr Pull off a spider-man, pull it out, jack it quick and cum into your hand, than procede to quickly throw it at her. Has to be done in one swift motion. (be sure to post a link when its done)
February 4, 200619 yr dammit squirelly wrath your usually good at coming up with porn story lines. you disappoint.
February 4, 200619 yr everyone clicked the thread because the title said porn. No shit, maybe next you can solve the case of why cake bakers come in 2's.
February 4, 200619 yr Goto a farm and have a DV with a horse, and a bull while you fuck her in the ass, then cut the horse open and fuck in its belly for warmth.
February 4, 200619 yr Four words and an operator: Anal Sex + Donkey Punch :buttseks: For the few 12 year olds that slip into this forums, links provided to give them a more foul insight to the birds and the bees. They'll thank this thread when they're older.
February 4, 200619 yr Set up a camera in a hidden place, & start making romantic, sweet love to her. When she's really in the mood, piss in her pussy, start slapping her face and punching her, and call her foul names. Then get off, yell "Party time!", open the door, and let the local gamg of homes-boys come in and make her into their latest junk-ho. Then you can make her do anything you want for the price of a hit. Documetn the whole thing on DVD, sell it. If she has a sister, repeat the process.
