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d0wn']stop posting here' date=' you are mentally handicapped.[/quote']

 

Just like half the other ***gots here...

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WHEN ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE SHOOTING UP ILL GO AND HIT THE NEEDLE ONE AT A TIME, SEVERLY RIPPING THE VEIN AND TEARING THE SKIN AND MAKING THEM DIE. OKAY THATS 3 FRIENDS. THEN ILL STEAL MY FREINDS CAR AND DRIVE 140MPH INTO MY EX GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE HOPEFULLY KILLING HER AND HER FAMILY, IF I DONT DIE THEN IM GONAN GO INSIDE AND RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING THAT MOVES, YES THAT CAN INVOVLE HER DOG IF ITS STILL ALIVE. AFTER ALL OF THIS I WLL EITHER SLIT MY WRISTS BECUZ IM EMO LIEK THAT OR JUMP INTO A ONCOMING CAR (HOPEFULLY A POLICE ONE) SO THEN MY MOM CAN SUE TEH POLICE AND GET 3MILLION DOLLARS AND BE HAPPY FOREREVER
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some kid in my school died yesterday morning from a heroine overdose. he was such a scumbag, everyone was making fun of him today

 

 

that happened at my school, i think it ws a girl though and it was like last month

first i would cook a very good hotdog. one of those high quality ones. then i would wrap it in tinfoil. i would then attach a note to it saying "this hotdog is for you, because i support what you do for the safety of our people"

 

then i would run up to a cop as fast as i could, screaming, and pull it out of my pocket and point it at him.

i would create a concoction of drugs to experience an awesome high whilst watching the sunset in some field near a lake then tie a weight to myself and jump in the lake.

 

shut up fat ass

I heard somewhere that a guy tied a rope to a pole, or a tree or somat and then got in his car, with the rope around his neck, and drove as fast as he could

 

the rope supposedly beheaded him

 

thats a pretty cool way to go^^

 

but for me...........hmm...........maybe falling off something high, or a skydive without a parachute

 

or suicide bombing muslims - the other wy around!

first i would cook a very good hotdog. one of those high quality ones. then i would wrap it in tinfoil. i would then attach a note to it saying "this hotdog is for you, because i support what you do for the safety of our people"

 

then i would run up to a cop as fast as i could, screaming, and pull it out of my pocket and point it at him.

i<3u, Sedative

 

i would go to an elementary school with a scalpel,

enter a class while it's in session,

and show them how to dissect a live human being.

mhm.

say "i regret nothing" and put a grenade in my mouth. because the only one good enough to take me out is myself.

 

best post ever

no naked women would chase a 2 inches dicked asian :happysad:

good thing that excludes me cus im not asian, nor do i have a 2 inch dick.

 

p.s. me love you long time

i would like to die by starvation cause i always wanted to see what that felt like. OOORRRR my second favorite death would be take as many as little kids as possibly can and then gather them up and beat them one by one so each has to watch until their turn then I'd shoot myself in the room with them and the room would be locked up and the key is in my stomach so they'ed have to open up my body and get the key, and when the open the door a Giant wall of water gush's into the room evently filling it up and drownding them....but seriously i have nothing against little kids, i just though ir would be funny, maybe have a water proof camera on the wall video taping everything then send it back to their parents and force them to watch it
MasterVampire']herion overdose

 

ftw, thx for typing it for me

 

all of you have probably thought about how to kill yourself at one time or another, emo or not. i think the thread was at least a decent attempt at something the rest of you trolls could at least make worth reading.

 

ps harmless-tampon i just laughed at your kfc sig for like 5 minutes, thanks

I walk around in a ghetto with a KFC chicken drumstick suit on with extra seasoning, and get eaten by niggas.
good question. well, hanging and drowning is a nogo. so is beheading. maybe sleeping pills in the right dosis would work fine.
i want to die in a hail of gun fire wile trying to kill every last redneck out there
that was off simpsons idiot

 

No fgt, Its from Futurama. Simpsons sucks ass - Try develop some taste

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