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This is by far the most badass way to die: These guys were m3n.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout

 

 

Heres what these two were packing:

 

* 3 AKM assault rifles

* 1 HK G3A4 battle rifle

* 1 M16A1 assault rifle with 100 round C-Mag

* Beretta 92F pistol

 

 

Heres their final hitcounts:

 

Larry Phillips was shot 11 times, and Emil Matasareanu was shot 29 times.

first i would cook a very good hotdog. one of those high quality ones. then i would wrap it in tinfoil. i would then attach a note to it saying "this hotdog is for you, because i support what you do for the safety of our people"

 

then i would run up to a cop as fast as i could, screaming, and pull it out of my pocket and point it at him.

 

holy hell that was funny. I almost fell off my chair.

i would like to die by starvation cause i always wanted to see what that felt like. OOORRRR my second favorite death would be take as many as little kids as possibly can and then gather them up and beat them one by one so each has to watch until their turn then I'd shoot myself in the room with them and the room would be locked up and the key is in my stomach so they'ed have to open up my body and get the key, and when the open the door a Giant wall of water gush's into the room evently filling it up and drownding them....but seriously i have nothing against little kids, i just though ir would be funny, maybe have a water proof camera on the wall video taping everything then send it back to their parents and force them to watch it

 

Rofl, you are sick.

 

But, I take back my former statement, this is how I would go:

 

I would go up really high in a parachuting plane with some sort of chaingun and a lot of c4 with a remote detonator. I would have the gun latched to me somehow so I wouldn't lose it, then I would jump out over some really tall buildings, then, after free falling a bit and having fun, I would parachute down into the city and start letting loose on the windows of office buildings with the chaingun until i was close to the ground then I would blow the c4. My mission, to take out as many people as I could.

i wanna die starting world war 3 in the best way possible: raping chinas leaders wearing a bush mask and raping bush wearing chinas leaders mask then be killed by getting every STD from bush dieing happlity knowing that the worlds fate was started by me :D :sly:
i wanna die starting world war 3 in the best way possible: raping chinas leaders wearing a bush mask and raping bush wearing chinas leaders mask then be killed by getting every STD from bush dieing happlity knowing that the worlds fate was started by me :D :sly:

 

 

You, sir, are a moron.

i wanna die starting world war 3 in the best way possible: raping chinas leaders wearing a bush mask and raping bush wearing chinas leaders mask then be killed by getting every STD from bush dieing happlity knowing that the worlds fate was started by me :D :sly:

 

If you wanted an std, just buy a hookers panties and jack off using them as a glove/mask.

My friend is all Emo, because his girlfriend just left him, and he was talking about how he wants to kill himself. He has a replica of a Glock, same weight and size, and I told him that he should spray paint it black, and set up a video camera across the street, so I can pick it up later and put the video on the internet. I told him he should call the police, and ask for the S.W.A.T. team, because there is a terrorist in his house, with explosives on his chest. Aftermaybe an hour so (So the camera doesn't stop recording) of being on the phone with the police, playing the role of the terrorist, that he should take the glock, and run out of the house screaming he would blow himself up. Hopefully the S.W.A.T. team would have unloaded their MP5 mags on him by then, and his body ould be filled with nine millimeters of lead every inch or so. I of course, after watching it on the news, would go and take the recorder, edit it, and put it on the internet.

 

And that's when I decided.

 

There are much better ways to go, so I'd wrap razor wire around my neck, super glue my head in my hands, and jump from an overpass, so my decapitated body hurls towards a semi.

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first i would cook a very good hotdog. one of those high quality ones. then i would wrap it in tinfoil. i would then attach a note to it saying "this hotdog is for you, because i support what you do for the safety of our people"

 

then i would run up to a cop as fast as i could, screaming, and pull it out of my pocket and point it at him.

 

rifk

 

I think i would swan dive off a very tall building with a granade of some sort and try to take out a shit load of people, then i would get my skull smashed in as i hit the ground.

1) Going on a rampage with a few friends, have full gear and all so it takes awhile before the cops can kills us.

 

Or probly doing somthing stupid like setting myself on fire and my friends forgot to turn on the water for the water hoes.

1) Going on a rampage with a few friends, have full gear and all so it takes awhile before the cops can kills us.

 

Or probly doing somthing stupid like setting myself on fire and my friends forgot to turn on the water for the water hoes.

1st idea sounds ok the second you sound fucking gay and retarded....what about your friends dieing with you too? REMEMBER TO KILL AS MANY EMOS AS YOU CAN!!!

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