February 13, 200619 yr Author blocky']even if it did happen 1 you met her in a computer class so she's pretty much bound to be ugly as sin and/or a disease-ridden whore, and on top of that she dumped you less than 5 minutes into your relation ship, so no matter how much of a lowlife she is, you are still the guy who got owned by her were you seriously trying to impress anyone here? No NO and NO, I don't care who believes me or not... and james cunt sure took a long time for nothing...She was pretty cute...and naw im not trying to impress anyone and no she never dumped me, we were never in a relationship...Just wanted to let yall no how fucked up it was how she just fucking stopped before I came...Like throwing away a half-eaten sandwich.
February 13, 200619 yr she fucking owned you, she probably posted the same thing on a diffrent forum. "yeah he was 3 inches hard and i started sucking and hes like hold on i need my inhaler."
February 13, 200619 yr was this her? she does have big lips and... yea :bj: Â Â http://raz.getzoyan.us/images/funny/WTF_NO.jpg
February 13, 200619 yr The other day I was at school flirting with a bitch in the compyouter class. I brought up how big her lips were, and well...it escalated. She told me to meet her after class in the back of the school. After we started making out i told her to give me a hand job atleast. She refused and shit so I made her get down (playfully). She grabbed my cock so i pulled down my pants and she was still on her knees. She started pumping and shit, and all of a sudden she started sucking on it. After like 20 seconds of sucking she like sucked twice and spit on the floor sucked twice and spit on the floor...over and over. I was like wtf??? It wasn't going anywhere, then she just got up and left for some reason, leaving me fucking hanging! WTF?? I had to finish the job? Annoying ass bitch... You have been reported for a care infraction. You must appear before Judge Cares-a-Not on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 on irc.myg0t.com #carecourt. If you can not find a lawyer for yourself, one will be provided for you. You have a choice between a judge's decision or an impartial jury. I look forward to seeing you.
February 13, 200619 yr How do you know that a bj is going no where after 20 seconds? You fail, you shoulda just forced it down her throat and been like "YEH YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE FUCKING TEASE?" and then cum in the back of her throat.
February 13, 200619 yr You have been reported for a care infraction. You must appear before Judge Cares-a-Not on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 on irc.myg0t.com #carecourt. If you can not find a lawyer for yourself, one will be provided for you. You have a choice between a judge's decision or an impartial jury. I look forward to seeing you. WTF...? why in every thread you post in it says the same thing? go get lost in your care existence world f@ggit. ........take you ass to #queers :cool:
February 13, 200619 yr How do you know that a bj is going no where after 20 seconds? You fail, you shoulda just forced it down her throat and been like "YEH YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE FUCKING TEASE?" and then cum in the back of her throat. Stop it you're making me hot.
February 13, 200619 yr And the first thing you did was post it on the myg0t forums. Congratulations.
February 13, 200619 yr wait maybe this was the story, Hey its the SPED class and that chick is there i think ill trick her into a :bj: so you took her out back and say suck on this its a uhh lolly pop and then a butterfly came by and she chased it and you went damn now i have to use one of my hands but my carple tunnel from masterbating hurts soo much ow ow ow ow ow ow
February 13, 200619 yr You deserve it for being stupid enough as to think anyone here would care. Maybe you came without noticing or your dick tasted so horrible that she felt she must spit.
February 13, 200619 yr "yeah he was 3 inches hard and i started sucking and hes like hold on i need my inhaler."Â lol.
February 13, 200619 yr no, it was your gf thats explains why she ran away from his penor.....it was too small for her :dunno:
February 13, 200619 yr WTF...? why in every thread you post in it says the same thing? go get lost in your care existence world f@ggit. ........take you ass to #queers :cool: Okay, find me a quote where I said that exact statement. I do love how you flame in every thread, must be you taking out your teenage angst because you didn't get in on your cake. Don't worry son, we are laughing at you not with you. Violation: trolling the forums, you owe me 5 cookies and a blowjob
February 13, 200619 yr Okay, find me a quote where I said that exact statement. I do love how you flame in every thread, must be you taking out your teenage angst because you didn't get in on your cake. Don't worry son, we are laughing at you not with you. Violation: trolling the forums, you owe me 5 cookies and a blowjob rifk who were you b4 your last account ban.......and if you read the thread i state that it was just baked to show how its supposed to be done........<3 PM me for you cookies and blow job l8r :gaykeke:
February 13, 200619 yr You have been reported for a care infraction. You must appear before Judge Cares-a-Not on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 on irc.myg0t.com #carecourt. If you can not find a lawyer for yourself, one will be provided for you. You have a choice between a judge's decision or an impartial jury. I look forward to seeing you. lol! you forgot a time?
February 13, 200619 yr If you don't care if anyone believes you and you aren't trying to impress anyone, why the fuck did you post that story on the myg0t forums?
February 13, 200619 yr rifk who were you b4 your last account ban.......and if you read the thread i state that it was just baked to show how its supposed to be done........<3 PM me for you cookies and blow job l8r :gaykeke: I hope they have chocolate sprinkles =) lol! you forgot a time? Well I figured he could be foreign and didn't want to start an international conflict. The judge never sleeps anyway, so anytime he wants to he can show up.
February 13, 200619 yr is it true that if you finger a girl and she sneezes whilst your fingers are in there they complete break in half?:confused:
