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i have classes till 8 at night

but since i aint got shit to do anyway

i plan to get high alone and spend my night watching porno :happysad:

 

so whats your REAL plan?

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take my g/f out to dinner and a movie, then take 'er home and have her give me head.

 

btw did i mention my g/f is my hand...

 

FUCKING CLEVER HUH?! I GOT YOU ALL!!@!#!%2468234hwypghebd

spending too much money taking my gf out tonight and frown on it tommorrow when i dont have enough for the car part i want this month :tear:
o its v-day today....hmm sadly nothing because i have no life nor girlfriend.
My g/f can't do anything tommorow so I took her out today for lunch then we went to her place and fucked for the first time. w00t
We have to celebrate it wed. but we plan on sleeping in till like noon then having breakfast then hopefully using up that box of condoms i bought.
I will get aroused. Go into the kitchen wearing nothing at all, with boner leading the way. Into the fridge i go, grabbing ham. I then will slowly wrap the ham around my.... slice of cheese and place it between two loaves of bread. I will enjoy my sandwhich while jacking to episodes of the Montel Williams show.
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I will get aroused. Go into the kitchen wearing nothing at all, with boner leading the way. Into the fridge i go, grabbing ham. I then will slowly wrap the ham around my.... slice of cheese and place it between two loaves of bread. I will enjoy my sandwhich while jacking to episodes of the Montel Williams show.

 

hahahah :gaykeke:

0ne']i painted a mural for my girlfriend at her college :angel:

 

Really? You're a babe. (No Sarcsm)

 

I'm an artist. ;)

Nineteen84']I'm taking my girlfriend to brighton sea life center to look at fishes

 

You can show her fishes through google. It works! Really!

My gf is a really fucking fussy eater, so I'm taking her to pizza hut, since that's almost the only thing she likes.
making her dinner, rented her favorite chick movie, bought her a gift certificate to a langerie store. Just wondering, why is valentines day about the woman? Is it not supposed to be about the "couple". I want dinner fuckin made for me.
Nineteen84']I'm taking my girlfriend to brighton sea life center to look at fishes

omg lyk what time? can i coem i meets joo a tthe pier by roundabout, i'll be on my motorbike waving like someone having a fit before i smash into the back of someones car.

 

 

working till like 8.30 tonight, n batch lives like (40 or nineteen understands) far, work in hastings, 40tm st leonards, home bexhill, her eastbourne. bit of a mission, will try though. or stop off at 40's on the way home for surprise men sex.

Got me and her tickets for a weekend away in london.. she got me tickets for a month in chicago, were stayin in a house that her aunt owns but doesnt live in. should be fuckin sweet.

 

So my valintines day owns, oh and she's coming over later.

Got me and her tickets for a weekend away in london.. she got me tickets for a month in chicago, were stayin in a house that her aunt owns but doesnt live in. should be fuckin sweet.

 

So my valintines day owns, oh and she's coming over later.

 

/jealous

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