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theMinkey']sup guys

 

this morning i woke up and went to school, and got a boston cream and a coffee before i went to class. then i came home for lunch, had a sandwich, and went back to school. then i came home. then i went to work. i folded probably 100 pizza boxes today.

 

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Well I think you need to get in touch with your inner child Minkey and ask yourself why you ordered that boston cream. "Is it because I was abused in some way as a child?" i think the reason you folded so many pizza boxes is because you never had a mother and so you need to come to terms with this. Then you can start skipping down the street to school every morning instead of just walking.

LAWLS OK TODAY I GOTS UP AT 7:00AM BUT THEN LIEK MY LEG HURTS SO I STAYED IN BED FOR 15 MINUTES. THEN I GOT UP, SCRATCHED MY ASS AND OH MY LORD 2 WHITE STRIPS OF CLOTH WERE ON MY BED WITH BLOOD ALL AROUND. SO I WAS LIKE OH YEAH I CLEANED OUT MY ASS LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE TAPEWORMS OMGOMGOMG! SO I OBVIOUSLY WENT TO SCHOOL, SCRATCHED MY ASS, RUBBED MY HAND ALL OVER THE WALLS, HAND RAILS, FAUCETS, ETC ETC! I THEN LEFT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR AND SHE WAS LIKE O RLY AND I WAS LIKE YA RLY AND SHE WAS LIKE NO WAII SO I GOT THIS UBER MEDICINE TO GET RID OF THE 1000 EGGS IN MY ANUS AND NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS GONNA GET TAPEWORMS. I ALSO SAID UH UH THEN LEFT IN EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS GIRL I LIKE. I ALMOST SAID HI TO HER!

 

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theMinkey']sup guys

 

this morning i woke up and went to school, and got a boston cream and a coffee before i went to class. then i came home for lunch, had a sandwich, and went back to school. then i came home. then i went to work. i folded probably 100 pizza boxes today.

 

discuss.

 

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theMinkey']sup guys

 

this morning i woke up and went to school, and got a boston cream and a coffee before i went to class. then i came home for lunch, had a sandwich, and went back to school. then i came home. then i went to work. i folded probably 100 pizza boxes today.

 

discuss.

 

 

Would you hook up members of the forum with free pizza if we came and visited you at work? :naughty:

LAWLS OK TODAY I GOTS UP AT 7:00AM BUT THEN LIEK MY LEG HURTS SO I STAYED IN BED FOR 15 MINUTES. THEN I GOT UP, SCRATCHED MY ASS AND OH MY LORD 2 WHITE STRIPS OF CLOTH WERE ON MY BED WITH BLOOD ALL AROUND. SO I WAS LIKE OH YEAH I CLEANED OUT MY ASS LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE TAPEWORMS OMGOMGOMG! SO I OBVIOUSLY WENT TO SCHOOL, SCRATCHED MY ASS, RUBBED MY HAND ALL OVER THE WALLS, HAND RAILS, FAUCETS, ETC ETC! I THEN LEFT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR AND SHE WAS LIKE O RLY AND I WAS LIKE YA RLY AND SHE WAS LIKE NO WAII SO I GOT THIS UBER MEDICINE TO GET RID OF THE 1000 EGGS IN MY ANUS AND NOW EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS GONNA GET TAPEWORMS. I ALSO SAID UH UH THEN LEFT IN EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS GIRL I LIKE. I ALMOST SAID HI TO HER!

 

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Well Minkey's day sounded very cool

 

Sicne we are one the subject of personal lives:

 

Last Friday i went to a party, got real drunk, "hooked" in with a fat chick, pictures were taken, sent around school, and now her friend is giving me her addy? Doc Minkey what shall i do? fold more boxes?

I woke up around 2:00 AM and quickly masterbated to a taped rerun of the Sienfield show. Urging myself to orgasm, i began chanting various black magic. Then i realized Minkey's picture was the only way to bring myself to orgasm.. I printed it and facialed it good.
I woke up around 2:00 AM and quickly masterbated to a taped rerun of the Sienfield show. Urging myself to orgasm, i began chanting various black magic. Then i realized Minkey's picture was the only way to bring myself to orgasm.. I printed it and facialed it good.

 

Punishment: 12 penis lashings from large, gay German men

 

Reason: Bullshit spam in every thread

 

#carecourt if you would like to appeal

Punishment: 12 penis lashings from large, gay German men

 

Reason: Bullshit spam in every thread

 

#carecourt if you would like to appeal

 

 

thats my heaven on earth your talking about righ there...

Boston Cream: A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face.

 

this made me laugh. damn, i need to stop reading this site in class. i get a lot of angry looks. fuck 'em, i pay their fucking salary. bastards!

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