Posted February 17, 200619 yr My Job at the current moment is a Telemarketer for "Disabled Police Officers" I take in donations for an organazation that only gets 6% of our profits. Its actually one of the best legal scams out there...anyway I like to screw around on the phones every now and than sometimes ill say this "Hi, This is XXXX for 19th century Irish farmers, Were running an annual funddrive for potatoes because of the great potato faminie" and go on, we also do other shit to. Anyway what Im really getting to is asking the myg0t community for other ideas for things to say over the phone that woulod make me and my co-workers laugh
February 17, 200619 yr ask if they're islamic, and if they are, ask them if they are terrorists if they say no, ask them if they know anybody who is and offer to sell turban bombs.
February 17, 200619 yr Bob's abortion clinic You rape 'em We scrape 'em Any services I could arrange for you ma'am? Had a friend who use'd to answer his phone like that.
February 17, 200619 yr 'Hi, there's a whole bunch of terrorists here who say if you don't donate $5 to disabled police trusts they're going to make me eat at Mcdonalds for the rest of my life. Please don't make me do that. Show some compassion!" "My girlfriend is going to dump me if you don't donate $5 and help me keep my job, collecting for disabled policemen. Please don't let this happen. We've been going out a year and I really think she's going to make out with me soon." "Hi, I'm collecting for teen suicide. It only costs $5 for a pack of ten razorblades. Would you like to make a donation?" "Hi. I'm collecting for disabled policemen. There's a bowl here with food someone left in the fridge 3 months ago, and the last person to get a donation has to eat the whole bowl, but there's only me and one other guy left. Please save me!"
February 17, 200619 yr Author telemarketing is about the most mind numbing but hilarous job out there every 10 minutes i get someone yelling at me FUCK YOU!!!! or I HATE FUCKING PIGS or something like that but i usally make about $500-700 a night (FOR THE COMPANY NOT ME) and it raises the pay scale i make about $11 an hour not bad for sitting on my ass
