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Hey about an hour ago I was looking on http://www.masturbationpage.com for pics of big dicks. After i got really horny over them then was jerked off over to some straight porn I thought it would just be a normal orgasm.

 

But when I came I shot (For the first time!) in about 3 spurts all over my keyboard then had to take like 18 keys out and clean them.

 

 

 

it was fun tho :drool2: and I was so happy that I shot for the first time. now im not scared about getting a BJ (although my penis is a little curved)

Here's what you do. Masterbate, and wait for orgasm. When you're there, squeeze your 2incher around the head. Your cock will begin pulsing, your semen building up. Then let go. "BOOM HEADSHOT"

 

<3

 

BTW STFU U DFFH4.

  TonyYayoDance said:
Hey about an hour ago I was looking on http://www.masturbationpage.com for pics of big dicks. After i got really horny over them then was jerked off over to some straight porn I thought it would just be a normal orgasm.

 

But when I came I shot (For the first time!) in about 3 spurts all over my keyboard then had to take like 18 keys out and clean them.

 

 

 

it was fun tho :drool2: and I was so happy that I shot for the first time. now im not scared about getting a BJ (although my penis is a little curved)

cool i'm happy for you btw when your penis is bent it means you're gay (i would know :facesj: )

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did he just say his penis is curved?

  Hooden Hen said:
cool i'm happy for you btw when your penis is bent it means you're gay (i would know :facesj: )

 

im pretty sure it means that you smoke too much.

  TonyYayoDance said:
Hey about an hour ago I was looking on http://www.masturbationpage.com for pics of big dicks. After i got really horny over them then was jerked off over to some straight porn I thought it would just be a normal orgasm.

 

But when I came I shot (For the first time!) in about 3 spurts all over my keyboard then had to take like 18 keys out and clean them.

 

 

 

it was fun tho :drool2: and I was so happy that I shot for the first time. now im not scared about getting a BJ (although my penis is a little curved)

 

 

Dude if you don't spray your jizz out like a watergun your a fucking pussy. You better work on that shit you stupid cunt.

  Hooden Hen said:
cool i'm happy for you btw when your penis is bent it means you're gay (i would know :facesj: )

 

 

You know how I know your gay, because you know when other people are gay. lol

  havingfun said:
You know how I know your gay, because you know when other people are gay. lol

 

You know how I know your gay, because you wax my ass.

are you 14? well w/e what you do it jerk it intill your about to cum then stop right b4 you do wait like 30 sec and do it again. lol so you get the feeling multipal times :naughty: lol this is a weird theard
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