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DO YOU WANT ZUZU AS PRESIDENT? 51 members have voted

  1. 1. DO YOU WANT ZUZU AS PRESIDENT?

    • YES I DO WANT ZUZU AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA
      33
    • NO? WTF IS WRONG WITH U?
      18

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VOTE FOR ME TOBECOME THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF HTE USA

 

 

 

IF I BECOME ELECATED, I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL LAWS, AND SELL ECTASY TO ALL THE GIRLS THAT ARE 15 to 25, SO GUYS HAVE A EASY WAY TO FUCK GIRLS

 

 

IF I AM PRESIDENT, NOT ONLY WILL I BAN GAY MARRAGE, I WILL SEND THEM TO A CONCETRATION CAMP, AND MAKE THEM WORK FOR BREAD, UNTIL THEY DIE.

 

IF I AM PRESIDENT ILL GIVE 500, A CREDIT CARD THAT WILL NEVER BE OVERCHARED, AND I WILL PERSONALY PAY TEH BILLS!!!!

 

IF I AM PRESIDENT, I WILL HAVE A STATE OF THE UNION ADRESS, NAKED!!!!!!

 

IF I AM PRESIDENT, I WILL NUKE AUSTRALIA , TAKE OVER CANADA, AND REMOVE CANADA'S GAYNESS, BY KILLING THEM ALL, AND USING THEIR LAND FOR HUMAN WASTE.

 

WHEN YOU VOTE FOR ME, YOU ALSO VOTE FOR YOUR KIDS, BECAUSE I WILL SAY NO TO THIS CRAPPY BULLSHIT SCHOOL SYSTEM, AND MAKE EVERY KID, TAKE 5 TABS OF ACID, FOR EDUCATION PURPOSES.

 

WHEN IM PRESIDENT, WE WILL REMOVE THE PATRIOT ACT, AND ADD TEH "ANTI-JEW-BLACK IN AMERICA ACT" which GETS RID OF ALL THE JKEWS AND THE NIGGERS IN THIS COUNTRY.

 

 

WHEN IM PRESIDENT, NOT ONLY WILL I LEGALIZE BUD, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT EVERY MARKETPLACE WILL HAVE A GIANT BOWL OF J'S, AND U CAN TAKE AS MANY U WANT....

 

 

 

VOTE FOR ME AS PReSIDENT AND YOU WILL WIN, YOUR COUNTRY WILL WIN, AND I WILL WIN :-D

 

 

(i will also find a way to take over the world)

ill you ne high during the state of the union address and will you jack off at the end of the state of the union address

 

if so you got my vote

it is understandable to want to massacre a majority of canadian citizens, but turning the entire country into a waste dump is a huge mistake

why not make it one giant marijuana growing field

that means killing all of u canadians and eskimos and melting all your igloos and setting up massive greenhouses to grow pot year round
nah...you could grow teh weed in southern B.C. most of the year without greenhouses...keep the Molson brewery, though...level the rest of the buildings!

kill all the eskimos

kill the asians too

kill the entire eastern half of canada, they get progressively frenchier as you go east until you hit quebec, which is the culmination of france's invasion of canada, wipe them out please and then continue east and north, at which point the focus shifts suddenly as you are hit with three provinces of rednecks

maybe i am biased but BC really is the only cool province

we have no french, no rednecks, just alot of asians, but they are easy to spot in a crowd, therefore easy to shoot

edit: I have taken the liberty of drawing a map that you can feed into your Nuclear Missile Targeting computers

http://www.telusplanet.net/blocky/realcanada.jpg

you got rednecks...I've met some....

 

besides...you've got a town called "Moose Jaw" in B.C. (and another in sasketchwan, I know...it's better known)...you think any NON-rednecks live in a fucking town named "moose jaw"!?!?!?

 

or how about "Deer Trace"?

"Duck Lake City"?

 

ain't noone BUT a redneck gonna name a town like that...and ain't nobody but a redneck gonna put a return address with a town name like that on an envelope....

If you Nuke Canada and turn it into an arctic region covered with ice...you got my vote.

 

And yes...Blocky, the Frenchies have got to go...Those fuckers love to talk with their hands and shite....fuckin morons.

GOOD I DEA I SEE NOTHING ABOUT ASAINS SO I WILL VOET!111one

 

 

ZUZU FOR TWO THOUSAN D FOUR

sp0rk']that means killing all of u canadians and eskimos and melting all your igloos and setting up massive greenhouses to grow pot year round

 

HAHAHAHAAHHAA

 

BUT U MUST PHEER! TEH ISRAELIS WILL COME AND BURN UR WEED OH NOS! WELL>> ITS OK CUZ THEN I JUMP IN MIDDLE FOF FIRE AND BE LIKE WHIFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YES I DO WANT ZUZU AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA
i found something missing in blockys map from above. whever he lives, is pink for gay zone.
i found something missing in blockys map from above. whever he lives, is pink for gay zone.

 

owned

 

good news, if they blow us up then they'll have less electricity, less commerce, less money.

 

Well, if he gets to make americans thinks about what they say, he got my vote.

blocky']kill all the eskimos

kill the asians too

kill the entire eastern half of canada, they get progressively frenchier as you go east until you hit quebec, which is the culmination of france's invasion of canada, wipe them out please and then continue east and north, at which point the focus shifts suddenly as you are hit with three provinces of rednecks

maybe i am biased but BC really is the only cool province

we have no french, no rednecks, just alot of asians, but they are easy to spot in a crowd, therefore easy to shoot

edit: I have taken the liberty of drawing a map that you can feed into your Nuclear Missile Targeting computers

http://www.telusplanet.net/blocky/realcanada.jpg

 

yay im still here!!1 :wavey:

i found something missing in blockys map from above. whever he lives, is pink for gay zone.

 

he lives in the green weed zone you assniggers

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