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How To Make A Turkey Sandwich

 

Get 2 slices of bread

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Get some miracle whip or mayo.. I used miracle whip cuz I am cool...

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Put mayo on both slices

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Get some turkey (i used leftovers from the night before) and start cutting pieces off..

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Put all the cut turkey on one slice

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Put the other slice on top

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It should look like this

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optional from this point.. but recommended for best taste...

 

Stick it in the microwave - oh and if you hear electricity arcing inside the microwave.. you fail at life and so shoot yourself...

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Set for about a minute or less... and wait till its done...Wait for the microwave to go BEEP BEEP BEEP.. then ur all good... have fun eating the food!

 

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that looks budget :/

Actually your wrong

 

that would be a turkey and mayonaisse (or whatever sauce it was that you used) and NOT a turkey sandwhich

 

also, poor attempt at trying to be funny

 

gg

Very useful :) I always get stuck on the turkey part but now i can finally make a sandwich without getting mayo all over my shoes and the turkey over my head.

GJ :cool:

This guide couldn't suck any worse. Everybody cool knows that you don't put mayo or crappy Miracle Whip on a turkey sandwich. You use BBQ sauce (Open Pit preferred ) or ketchup, at least.

 

Miracle Whip is teh :gaysex:

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Actually your wrong

 

that would be a turkey and mayonaisse (or whatever sauce it was that you used) and NOT a turkey sandwhich

 

also, poor attempt at trying to be funny

 

gg

 

stfu - tee arr ohhh ell ell

Miracle Whip is fucking disgusting, I hope you get cancer.

i used to eat miricle whip sandwiches when i was like 7

 

and i wonder why im so fat, oh wait no i dont.

i used to eat miricle whip sandwiches when i was like 7

 

and i wonder why im so fat, oh wait no i dont.

 

It's acceptable to eat disgusting stuff until age 10 IMO, after that, get some fucking taste and stop being white trash, seriously, miracle whip.

This guide couldn't suck any worse. Everybody cool knows that you don't put mayo or crappy Miracle Whip on a turkey sandwich. You use BBQ sauce (Open Pit preferred ) or ketchup, at least.

 

Miracle Whip is teh :gaysex:

 

Fuckin' honkey used more miracle whip than turkey. What a noob fucking samich.

Thank you so much for this tutorial! I didn't know how to put turkey on bread before this. +rep

Thats because it IS turkey first...

 

YOU ARE DISRESPECTING TURKEY SANDWHICHES BY POSTING THIS!

 

SAVOURY SNACKS 4 JUSTICE!!!!!!

pizza > sandwich, k?

 

 

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