Posted February 20, 200619 yr How To Make A Turkey Sandwich Get 2 slices of bread http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4540/cimg10501so.jpg Get some miracle whip or mayo.. I used miracle whip cuz I am cool... http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1621/cimg10518ht.jpg Put mayo on both slices http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6273/cimg10523dc.jpg http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8391/cimg10536oy.jpg Get some turkey (i used leftovers from the night before) and start cutting pieces off.. http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2935/cimg10547fr.jpg Continued in next post because of 5img limit :(
February 20, 200619 yr Author http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3738/cimg10554ey.jpg Put all the cut turkey on one slice http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7470/cimg10572rt.jpg Put the other slice on top http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4087/cimg10585lz.jpg It should look like this http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1042/cimg10597ii.jpg optional from this point.. but recommended for best taste... Stick it in the microwave - oh and if you hear electricity arcing inside the microwave.. you fail at life and so shoot yourself... http://server5.pictiger.com/img/48613/picture-hosting/cimg-1062.jpg Set for about a minute or less... and wait till its done...Wait for the microwave to go BEEP BEEP BEEP.. then ur all good... have fun eating the food! This guide brought to you by SKi Teh Master Chef © - 2006 to 2106 - SKi's Chefing Services Ltd.
February 20, 200619 yr Actually your wrong that would be a turkey and mayonaisse (or whatever sauce it was that you used) and NOT a turkey sandwhich also, poor attempt at trying to be funny gg
February 20, 200619 yr Very useful :) I always get stuck on the turkey part but now i can finally make a sandwich without getting mayo all over my shoes and the turkey over my head. GJ :cool:
February 20, 200619 yr This guide couldn't suck any worse. Everybody cool knows that you don't put mayo or crappy Miracle Whip on a turkey sandwich. You use BBQ sauce (Open Pit preferred ) or ketchup, at least. Miracle Whip is teh :gaysex:
February 20, 200619 yr Author Actually your wrong that would be a turkey and mayonaisse (or whatever sauce it was that you used) and NOT a turkey sandwhich also, poor attempt at trying to be funny gg stfu - tee arr ohhh ell ell
February 20, 200619 yr Miracle Whip is fucking disgusting, I hope you get cancer. i used to eat miricle whip sandwiches when i was like 7 and i wonder why im so fat, oh wait no i dont.
February 20, 200619 yr i used to eat miricle whip sandwiches when i was like 7 and i wonder why im so fat, oh wait no i dont. It's acceptable to eat disgusting stuff until age 10 IMO, after that, get some fucking taste and stop being white trash, seriously, miracle whip.
February 20, 200619 yr This guide couldn't suck any worse. Everybody cool knows that you don't put mayo or crappy Miracle Whip on a turkey sandwich. You use BBQ sauce (Open Pit preferred ) or ketchup, at least. Miracle Whip is teh :gaysex: Fuckin' honkey used more miracle whip than turkey. What a noob fucking samich.
February 20, 200619 yr Thank you so much for this tutorial! I didn't know how to put turkey on bread before this. +rep
February 20, 200619 yr Thats because it IS turkey first... YOU ARE DISRESPECTING TURKEY SANDWHICHES BY POSTING THIS! SAVOURY SNACKS 4 JUSTICE!!!!!!