Posted February 21, 200619 yr some crazy dude charged with kidnapping his wife and child pornography wrote out a "marriage contract" for his wife to sign. its hilarious just read it http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
February 21, 200619 yr not a bad idea Sleep Time and on demmand "There are certain circumstances were you are to perform and and all requests immideatley"
February 21, 200619 yr Every Sunday you are to use the Walh clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2" and then present yourself to me for measurement checks rofl what a creep
February 22, 200619 yr If you dont have enough GDBs to cover the loss, you will be tied to the bed and I will be able to do anything I want to you. This will continue everynight until you are ready to be conpliance, at which time you will need to apologize and explain how you are ready to be my sex slave again. HAHAHA
February 22, 200619 yr I am definately printing that out for my girlfriend to read. Not necessarily to sign it, but definately to consider it. Bitch slaves such my cock, but don't ingest my semen.
February 22, 200619 yr that is funny, in a creepy way these documents would be a good prank *prints these picture* :gaykeke:
